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endlessmonotony posted:My plan is to be such a boring lover that death never comes. ah, the Thanos method
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Oct 12, 2022 01:31
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Any survival strategy I could possibly implement will see me competing with hundreds of others because they too can use Google and read maps. I will be fighting with nature, or fighting with humans, and likely both at once.
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Oct 12, 2022 01:32
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an egg posted:please tell me more about your survival strategy. Something something official position of the thread something something
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Oct 12, 2022 01:33
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the only long-term survival strategy is to become like kissinger and that doesn't seem very nice
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Oct 12, 2022 01:38
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endlessmonotony posted:My plan is to be such a boring lover that death never comes. lol
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Oct 12, 2022 01:43
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Good news: scientists have determined that large portions of Houston are sinking. https://uh.edu/news-events/stories/2022-news-articles/october-2022/10112022-houston-subsidence.php  Image showing total ground displacement from March 2016 to December 2020 for Houston and surrounding areas.
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Oct 12, 2022 01:49
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Makes sense given how heavy Houstonians are
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Oct 12, 2022 01:50
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Stereotype posted:i have no survival strategy, were we supposed to have one of those? i thought that was something the government was gonna take care of My survival strategy is to simply not.
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Oct 12, 2022 02:04
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how long do we have to set up goon project groverdome
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Oct 12, 2022 02:07
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drat I am on a faultline? Does this mean my death will be quickest?
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Oct 12, 2022 02:09
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blatman posted:how long do we have to set up goon project groverdome I'll just go fight in the water wars instead, thanks.
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Oct 12, 2022 02:16
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https://www.publicworks.houstontx.gov/drinking-water-operationsquote:Local lakes and rivers supply the City of Houston surface water resources. Eighty-six percent of our supply flows from the Trinity River into Lake Livingston, and from the San Jacinto River into Lake Conroe and Lake Houston. Deep underground wells drilled into the Evangeline and Chicot aquifers currently provide the other 14 percent of the City’s water supply I wonder if there is a map of the well locations that can be compared to the subsidence e: the city of Houston does have a map that is available, looks like they are mostly on the western side of the city TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 02:24 on Oct 12, 2022 |
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Oct 12, 2022 02:19
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please do not forget the official thread policy! (do not kill yourself) dying due to a climate catastrophe is inevitable but you gotta wait
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Oct 12, 2022 02:38
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Stereotype posted:please do not forget the official thread policy! (do not kill yourself) good things come to those who wait
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Oct 12, 2022 02:44
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the girl i've been talking to says that she thinks i could start a sex harem commune if i really wanted and put in the effort so maybe i'll try that as my survival strategy. i could get a child army in a decade no prob
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Oct 12, 2022 02:46
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Stereotype posted:the girl i've been talking to says that she thinks i could start a sex harem commune if i really wanted and put in the effort so maybe i'll try that as my survival strategy. i could get a child army in a decade no prob Do not engage in any criminal acts she suggests.
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Oct 12, 2022 03:01
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Stereotype posted:the girl i've been talking to says that she thinks i could start a sex harem commune if i really wanted and put in the effort so maybe i'll try that as my survival strategy. i could get a child army in a decade no prob it's gonna be her harem just fyi
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Oct 12, 2022 03:05
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Can't wait for everyone to start earning Mad Max nicknames
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Oct 12, 2022 03:25
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mine will be on account of being an anonymous skeleton somewhere unimportant and uninhabitable that nobody ever visits
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Oct 12, 2022 03:30
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Complications posted:mine will be Don't say that. I personally have always thought that you had it in you to be a set piece skeleton for a room that a protagonist goes through
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Oct 12, 2022 03:52
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Don't say that. I personally have always thought that you had it in you to be a set piece skeleton for a room that a protagonist goes through 
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Oct 12, 2022 03:58
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the trick is to be a corpse thats holding on to a note with some backstory that also explains a trap in the next room
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Oct 12, 2022 04:10
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BTW if anyone's reading this post the security code to the safe is 2567
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Oct 12, 2022 04:11
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A Bakers Cousin posted:BTW if anyone's reading this post the security code to the safe is 2567 good thing nobody reads your posts. the payload remains secure
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Oct 12, 2022 04:12
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blatman posted:the trick is to be a corpse thats holding on to a note with some backstory that also explains a trap in the next room I'm going to be holding a printout of this post when I die
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Oct 12, 2022 07:35
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I'll make my note an audio recording for maximum irritation
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Oct 12, 2022 08:10
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Stereotype posted:the girl i've been talking to says that she thinks i could start a sex harem commune if i really wanted and put in the effort so maybe i'll try that as my survival strategy. i could get a child army in a decade no prob if charlie manson can make a polycule anyone can
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Oct 12, 2022 10:00
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Stereotype we need to hang out some time before you get completely weird
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Oct 12, 2022 12:12
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FFT posted:Stereotype we need to hang out some time before you get completely weird He's gone, man. Let him go
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Oct 12, 2022 13:12
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Stereotype posted:the girl i've been talking to says that she thinks i could start a sex harem commune if i really wanted and put in the effort so maybe i'll try that as my survival strategy. i could get a child army in a decade no prob FFT posted:Stereotype we need to hang out some time before you get completely weird 
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Oct 12, 2022 14:02
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back in ~1999 i was at a house party. some of us are standing in a circle chatting and there's this guy there that i don't know who is just completely sloshed, trying to stay upright. so we're talking and he suddenly interrupts us and says in this low quiet voice that got louder and louder: it begiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssss*blargh* and then projectile vomits straight forward like he's a puke sprinkler and we just loving scatter i didn't get any on me so i thought it was pretty funny anyhow i always think about that guy when i see that gif
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Oct 12, 2022 14:16
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lmao
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Oct 12, 2022 14:16
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Cold on a Cob posted:back in ~1999 i was at a house party. some of us are standing in a circle chatting and there's this guy there that i don't know who is just completely sloshed, trying to stay upright. so we're talking and he suddenly interrupts us and says in this low quiet voice that got louder and louder: me whenever someone asks about my perspective on the future Hubbert has issued a correction as of 18:03 on Oct 12, 2022 |
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Oct 12, 2022 18:01
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Stereotype posted:please do not forget the official thread policy! (do not kill yourself) For clarity, does a sedentary lifestyle + a diet high in sat. fat/low in fiber + functional alcoholism count as slow motion suicide or just normal goon behavior?
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Oct 12, 2022 19:59
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Hubbert posted:me whenever someone asks about my perspective on the future i just get a thousand yard stare and tell them heck yeah go take that vacation, have fun, enjoy it while it’s there
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Oct 12, 2022 20:18
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Just a Moron posted:For clarity, does a sedentary lifestyle + a diet high in sat. fat/low in fiber + functional alcoholism count as slow motion suicide or just normal goon behavior? 
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Oct 12, 2022 20:22
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I thought the thread supported people doming themselves?
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Oct 12, 2022 20:24
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take_it_slow posted:I thought the thread supported people doming themselves? no. the official thread policy is that you should not kill yourself.
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Oct 12, 2022 20:26
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Boomers today complaining that their kids put them in the bad home, meanwhile i'm here just hoping my kid'll spare a bullet when the time comes instead of using a rock
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Oct 12, 2022 20:27
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ok domers
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Oct 12, 2022 20:27
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