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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Phanatic posted:

The more things change.

Before I noticed the shop I was wondering why his head was so big and why he was proportioned as a toddler

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Before I noticed the shop I was wondering why his head was so big and why he was proportioned as a toddler

That was actually true originally too.

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

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Empty Sandwich posted:

the one in my grad school town was entirely staffed by neo-nazis (I don't think this was corporate policy or anything, just a... thing that happened.)

Jesus Christ.
There�s a Quiznos still around near me but their prices keep going up so people aren�t going. In fact they just raised them again last week.

It was the third hike.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 03:45

Velocity Raptor: Jul 27, 2007; I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

`Nemesis posted:

It's a poplar breed, but they get board easily.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 03:58

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Velocity Raptor posted:

It's a poplar breed, but they get board easily.

oh poo poo oh poo poo

Boarder Collie

e,c:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Oct 13, 2022

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`Nemesis posted:

To catch the stick, one must first become the stick.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 04:11

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/TheBest_Viral/status/1580155904552742912

owned

# ? Oct 13, 2022 04:27

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Empty Sandwich posted:

the one in my grad school town was entirely staffed by neo-nazis (I don't think this was corporate policy or anything, just a... thing that happened.)

Ohhh, so that's what the Q is in QAnon.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 05:29

Tad Naff: Jul 8, 2004; _{I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!}

I have never been to this Quizno's, which is 8 minutes walk from my house. Perhaps I should go before it's too late

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# ? Oct 13, 2022 05:40

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Tad Naff posted:

I have never been to this Quizno's, which is 8 minutes walk from my house. Perhaps I should go before it's too late

Hey, you could make quite a good afternoon stopping along that route. Get your hot sub, wash it down with a Colt 45 and then let the origami masters at Paper Crane give you a happy ending.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 05:42

Tad Naff: Jul 8, 2004; _{I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!}

Lobok posted:

Hey, you could make quite a good afternoon stopping along that route. Get your hot sub, wash it down with a Colt 45 and then let the origami masters at Paper Crane give you a happy ending.

And this is the quiet, undeveloped end of Commercial Drive! (Which means basically that I have hobos that live in my alley). I had no idea there was a massage place there, it's a weird building that changes tenants on a weekly basis. Used to be a weed shop, actor agency, videogame dev sweatshop...

# ? Oct 13, 2022 05:47

ante: Apr 9, 2005; SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Tad Naff posted:

I have never been to this Quizno's, which is 8 minutes walk from my house. Perhaps I should go before it's too late

god that's weird seeing people randomly on the internet that live like, five blocks away from me

edit: and holy crap, a Quiznos. I had no idea, Quiznos rules

ante has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Oct 13, 2022

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its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

The only quiznos near me recently turned into a jersey Mike's

There are already two other JMs within a 10 minute drive of my house.

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Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

`Nemesis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw3-yO5pN5A

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its all nice on rice posted:

The only quiznos near me recently turned into a jersey Mike's
There are already two other JMs within a 10 minute drive of my house.

My building is right next to a JM's, I get cheaper sandwiches from the Dunkin Donuts across the street.

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# ? Oct 13, 2022 06:26

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

My building is right next to a JM's, I get cheaper sandwiches from the Dunkin Donuts across the street.

Finding out you could make HP laserjets display whatever message you sent them over SNMP was fun

# ? Oct 13, 2022 06:53

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I miss Quiznos all the time. Sure each one was a bazillion calories but eating one over two meals was pretty decent.

Now there's a Jersey Mike's nearby and the manager cannot stop SHOUT TALKING to everyone he sees.
Like every obnoxious American stereotype rolled in to one.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 06:59

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

kirbysuperstar posted:

Finding out you could make HP laserjets display whatever message you sent them over SNMP was fun

Didn't we have a thread full of these back in the day? I seem to recall someone got fired for making their IT people think they'd been hacked.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 07:00

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Inzombiac posted:

I miss Quiznos all the time. Sure each one was a bazillion calories but eating one over two meals was pretty decent.

Now there's a Jersey Mike's nearby and the manager cannot stop SHOUT TALKING to everyone he sees.
Like every obnoxious American stereotype rolled in to one.

When I feel like spending too much on a sandwich I use the Jersey Mike's app and then I can pop in and pop out and not have to fumble with my phone to get my Shore Points if I order in the restaurant. It's also right by an Urgent Care facility so if I take a bite and have a mild heart attack from all the processed meats and cheeses I'm consuming I can shamble in and get an ambulance to a real hospital.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 07:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

JM isn't bad as it is insanely overpriced and the best part is this poo poo

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI

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`Nemesis posted:

It's ok, they're just pining.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 09:49

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

...for the fjords?

# ? Oct 13, 2022 09:56

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

spookygonk posted:

https://twitter.com/ClassicAdvertz/status/1579897090574286848?s=20&t=icqS-jDgjQEqjydejtw7BQ

... They make win candy over there?

PainterofCrap posted:

Getting more of a VikingKittens vibe.

VikingKittens still rock.

The viking kittens guys also made the quiznos ad.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 10:22

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Mr. Sunshine posted:

...for the fjords?

Doesn't look like a parrot. More of a pit burl imo

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Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Cartoon Man posted:

I assume all Supe's friends and neighbours eventually develop cancer from the excessive x-ray exposures.

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Meskhenet: Apr 26, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

I assume all Supe's friends and neighbours eventually develop cancer from the excessive x-ray exposures.

Where do you think all the mutated villains that hate superman come from?

# ? Oct 13, 2022 11:35

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Didn't we have a thread full of these back in the day? I seem to recall someone got fired for making their IT people think they'd been hacked.

On old Sun workstations if you wrote anything to /dev/console it would instantly appear on the screen in large letters, regardless of what else was going on. Didn't even need root access.
I once remote-logged-in to a coworker's machine while he was working, and did something like
echo "*** SYSTEM WARNING *** Hard drive on fire." > /dev/console
and he took one look and ran to get the sysadmin.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 13:00

Christe Eleison: Feb 1, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

I assume all Supe's friends and neighbours eventually develop cancer from the excessive x-ray exposures.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IkBdPW545gA

# ? Oct 13, 2022 13:51

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Facebook Aunt posted:

I assume all Supe's friends and neighbours eventually develop cancer from the excessive x-ray exposures.

Thanks for spoiling who was in the picture, rear end in a top hat

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

those are russian ships

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TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

`Nemesis posted:

those are russian ships

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:30

pee air: May 8, 2007; This is not my personal opinion.

Tad Naff posted:

I have never been to this Quizno's, which is 8 minutes walk from my house. Perhaps I should go before it's too late

You can also grab a croissant at Seasons Bakery on the way. They're pretty good. (I live a half a block away from you).

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:31

Osmosisch: Sep 9, 2007; I shall make everyone look like me! Then when they trick each other, they will say "oh that Coyote, he is the smartest one, he can even trick the great Coyote."; Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

I assume all Supe's friends and neighbours eventually develop cancer from the excessive x-ray exposures.

This is kind of a plot point in Watchmen

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:41

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI

gently caress, I remember that commercial. I will say they got people talking about them because it has to be up there as one of the worst ads ever created.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:42

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

oldpainless posted:

Jesus Christ.
There’s a Quiznos still around near me but their prices keep going up so people aren’t going. In fact they just raised them again last week.

It was the third hike.

aaghh

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:52

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

its all nice on rice posted:

The only quiznos near me recently turned into a jersey Mike's
There are already two other JMs within a 10 minute drive of my house.

I miss Quizno's, there used to be like 5 of them within a few miles. Then they all shuttered between like 2008-2011 or so, I think there might still be one like 2 hours away in another city. Firehouse are pretty good but I miss getting those giant packed subs, it was like 3 meals for me lol

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