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Kamrat: Nov 27, 2012; Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Robobot posted:

It's raining and she's all wet. We've all been there. Being wet in a car sucks.

Just rub one out, no need to bring the icepick into this

Edit:

gently caress, new page... here, have a gif

Kamrat has a new favorite as of 20:38 on Oct 9, 2022

# ? Oct 9, 2022 20:35

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/E6qFNeE.mp4

# ? Oct 9, 2022 21:52

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/E6qFNeE.mp4

Even simpler solution: wear shorter boots

# ? Oct 9, 2022 23:04

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Jabberlock posted:

Even simpler solution: wear shorter boots

# ? Oct 9, 2022 23:13

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

https://i.imgur.com/oiUEMTy.mp4

# ? Oct 9, 2022 23:37

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Azhais posted:

https://i.imgur.com/oiUEMTy.mp4

What a week, huh?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 00:13

everydayfalls: Aug 23, 2016

While sound is not required it is highly recomneded.

https://i.imgur.com/2ti4dB3.mp4

# ? Oct 10, 2022 00:25

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/uAQun9j.mp4

# ? Oct 10, 2022 01:00

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uAQun9j.mp4

When they do it it's adorable but when I just start sniffing cracks everyone calls me a pervert.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 01:02

deoju: Jul 11, 2004; All the pieces matter.; Nap Ghost

Weird question: I'm using Chrome and for every gif with sound I have to right-click, show controls, and then un-mute. Is there a way to show control by default?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 01:04

hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

deoju posted:

Weird question: I'm using Chrome and for every gif with sound I have to right-click, show controls, and then un-mute. Is there a way to show control by default?

Same bit for Firefox.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 01:09

liquidypoo: Aug 23, 2006; Chew on that... you overgrown son of a bitch.

deoju posted:

Weird question: I'm using Chrome and for every gif with sound I have to right-click, show controls, and then un-mute. Is there a way to show control by default?

I have Tampermonkey installed on my Chrome and use a script seemingly written by a goon specifically to fix this! It's not a 100% fix, but most will show their controls by default

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

# ? Oct 10, 2022 01:13

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

liquidypoo posted:

I have Tampermonkey installed on my Chrome and use a script seemingly written by a goon specifically to fix this! It's not a 100% fix, but most will show their controls by default

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

This worked for a few months for me but just broke recently.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 01:40

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Unperson_47 posted:

This worked for a few months for me but just broke recently.

Are you using Chrome or FF? It works for me in FF 105.0.3.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 01:46

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

I don't remember who posted this one but I've been using this script for a while now, in Chrome with Violentmonkey. Enables controls, volume, and immediately pauses the video. I realized it doesn't cap the size of the video but I also haven't had that issue so I wonder if that was fixed within SA itself?

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2/27/2020, 11:56:31 PM
// ==/UserScript==

const fixVideos = setTimeout(function(){
  var videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
  for(var i = 0; i < videos.length; i++){
    videos[i].removeAttribute('loop');
    videos[i].controls = true;
    videos[i].pause();
    videos[i].currentTime = 0;
    videos[i].volume = 0.2;
    videos[i].muted = false;
  }
}, 500);

# ? Oct 10, 2022 02:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

That's the one I use and it's great.

Only two small issues - it pauses all MP4's by default so you'll need to get used to clicking on every image to see if it starts moving.

The second is that, if the file has a few frames from a different video at the start, you might see it resize itself for an instant when you press play. Not, bad, just annoying. If it really bothers you, you could just limit the player size.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 04:06

deoju: Jul 11, 2004; All the pieces matter.; Nap Ghost

Garrand posted:

I don't remember who posted this one but I've been using this script for a while now, in Chrome with Violentmonkey. Enables controls, volume, and immediately pauses the video. I realized it doesn't cap the size of the video but I also haven't had that issue so I wonder if that was fixed within SA itself?
code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2/27/2020, 11:56:31 PM
// ==/UserScript==

const fixVideos = setTimeout(function(){
  var videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
  for(var i = 0; i < videos.length; i++){
    videos[i].removeAttribute('loop');
    videos[i].controls = true;
    videos[i].pause();
    videos[i].currentTime = 0;
    videos[i].volume = 0.2;
    videos[i].muted = false;
  }
}, 500);

This worked for me right way. Thanks!

Thanks to everybody who made suggestions.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 04:20