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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

ilovebeersooomuch posted:






I'm torn on these

The last one looks like two burgers with one bun. Pointless. It would be impossible to eat with your hands.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

ilovebeersooomuch posted:






I'm torn on these

I would love to tear into these

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Ah yes, the geriatricfurter, crafted to look like an old man's hog

*leans over, whispers seductively in your ear*

Turn on your monitor

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
the okra was puzzling me but I bet it's pickled

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

ilovebeersooomuch posted:






I'm torn on these

make it 1/10th the size and yea that'd be great

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tallburgers are an affront to God. "Thou shalt not make a burger thicker than thy mouth can bite into" and all that.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
They both look delicious they just have tall burg disease.

You take that same burg and pare it down to something humanly edible and I would eat tf out of them

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Uh, beaten. But the point stands.

Cap and Moz, great minds.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


tall burgs are wrong, but i would eat those. i would eat those so hard.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Lmao

https://i.imgur.com/HPOa0Rh.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That looks like something I'd expect if an alien came to earth and tried to make a burg based on a vague understanding of the general concept

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



would deconstruct and share with my whole family for a week

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Portuguese is a brain scrambling language and the people of Brazil have clearly endured its effects for too long

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


This is obscene

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Not unstacking the cheese slices before piling them on is such a hateful gesture

Dr.D-O
Jan 3, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Is..is she proud of it? Or is this some kind of joke?

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Horking down the section of a solid inch of cheese

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
The top half is a solid if ordinary burg, the bottom half just needs a gallon of milk and a box of cereal to be a quick but impactful mid-week grocery store trip.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



AARD VARKMAN posted:

Lmao

<burg made from entire deli counter>

This has got to be a joke

*is Brazil*

Oh

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

That is nihilism.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

its a hate crime to the cheeseburger god damnit AND THEY DON"T EVEN CARE!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Futanari Damacy posted:

Not unstacking the cheese slices before piling them on is such a hateful gesture

And yeah, at that point gently caress it, why not just put on a block of cheese. Using sliced feels like a deliberate middle finger.

To who I do not know. I only hope they deserve it.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Also the absolutely bone dry burgers. Disgusting.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
finally, a food for when your man is tired of hamburgers, and you yourself are just plain tired

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hmm, large size, but with some component of plants and berries....I'd say it's bear

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

In the context of this thread? 7/10 at the worst

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I'd rather eat dog poo poo than a dogão

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1581423559762595840

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Empty Sandwich posted:

the okra was puzzling me but I bet it's pickled

They're jalapenos though?

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

That would be plausible if they did it in Swedish

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I Know What You Did Last Salmiak

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Blood sausage?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Sorry, they meant hälloweiners

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Futanari Damacy posted:

I'd rather eat dog poo poo than a dogão

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Is a dagao this it did YouTube mess with me? Couldn't find anything in English but this looks awful

You can turn on auto caption to translate to English and you can get parts of it.. seems to be a disgusting eating challenge

Edit:
6m 30s the audience member is like.. why is he doing this gross lol

I'm the nu metal

edit 2:
Goon at 9m 35s identify yourself immediately and stop eye loving that hotdog monstrosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0RQKy2nhpA&t=569s

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Oct 16, 2022

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I'd eat a normal sized one. Looks like hot dog, mexican salsa w corn, slaw, mashed potatoes, cheese, way too much mustard/mayo/ketchup, shoestring potatoes, bacon/ham mix, and probably other weird poo poo.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Captain Hygiene posted:

Hmm, large size, but with some component of plants and berries....I'd say it's bear

I lolled really hard

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