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I am on vacation and I was laying in bed thinking about how I was just here for everyone else and don't actually enjoy anything and my brain just doesn't work right and I don't even know how normal people think or go about their lives, then all of a sudden I had to jump up and spray gallons of hot liquid poo poo out of my rear end for 30 minutes and now the only thing I can do is lol and the only thing I feel is relief and gratitude that I don't have any more poo poo in my rear end to expel oh my god and it's a snipe, gently caress me. goodnight
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hawowanlawow posted:I am on vacation and I was laying in bed thinking about how I was just here for everyone else and don't actually enjoy anything and my brain just doesn't work right and I don't even know how normal people think or go about their lives, then all of a sudden I had to jump up and spray gallons of hot liquid poo poo out of my rear end for 30 minutes and now the only thing I can do is lol and the only thing I feel is relief and gratitude that I don't have any more poo poo in my rear end to expel Hey, when you get back home, definitely time to see a therapist! This sort of thing is treatable.
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Oct 14, 2022 07:50
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I'm pretty sure you can't treat diarrhea
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Oct 14, 2022 08:20
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You can treat diarrhea poorly, like "gently caress you diarrhea!" edit: i cant spell diarherra dia rhia? die or rhea?
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Oct 14, 2022 09:09
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Well, loperamide. But I meant the other stuff
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Oct 14, 2022 09:25
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Pepto Bismal? or is that on the other end?
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Oct 14, 2022 09:38
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hawowanlawow posted:I am on vacation and I was laying in bed thinking about how I was just here for everyone else and don't actually enjoy anything and my brain just doesn't work right and I don't even know how normal people think or go about their lives, then all of a sudden I had to jump up and spray gallons of hot liquid poo poo out of my rear end for 30 minutes and now the only thing I can do is lol and the only thing I feel is relief and gratitude that I don't have any more poo poo in my rear end to expel Sounds like depression. I recommend seeing a professional. Also be sure to stay hydrated dude.
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Oct 14, 2022 09:47
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I'm depressed as hell and it doesn't give me the shits, but I do feel worse when I have them
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Oct 14, 2022 09:54
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Tho I think I read a thing about how gut fauna can influence mood
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Oct 14, 2022 09:57
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I used to self medicate my depression quite heavily with liquor and that was always a gamble if it was going to destroy my stomach. I still suggest professional help. Mental health is important 
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Oct 14, 2022 09:58
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Le Faye Morgaine posted:Pepto Bismal? or is that on the other end? swordfish duelist posted:I used to self medicate my depression quite heavily with liquor and that was always a gamble if it was going to destroy my stomach. Also yup. We're behind you, dude! ee: maybe not that close behind you until you get the bum troubs finished with, though! Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 11:00 on Oct 14, 2022 |
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Oct 14, 2022 10:56
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Carthag Tuek posted:Tho I think I read a thing about how gut fauna can influence mood Yeah it's generally known as the "gut-brain axis" everything is interconnected, the vast majority of dopamine in the body is produced in the gut by your microbiome, and we are essentially just holobionts being steered and nudged by our microbiota rather than discrete self-contained macroorganisms. And sometimes this leads to sad making GBS threads
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Oct 14, 2022 11:02
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Failed Imagineer posted:And sometimes this leads to sad making GBS threads    womp womp
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Oct 14, 2022 11:48
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I always assumed the hitman games were from like the mid 2000s initially. The first is from 2000 wtf
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Oct 14, 2022 14:09
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Carthag Tuek posted:Tho I think I read a thing about how gut fauna can influence mood What's the saying, "If you think you hate everyone, eat. If you think everyone hates you, sleep. If you think you hate yourself, shower. All of the above? Have a searing, painful bout of diarrhea."
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Oct 14, 2022 14:17
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Brawnfire posted:What's the saying, "If you think you hate everyone, eat. If you think everyone hates you, sleep. If you think you hate yourself, shower. All of the above? Have a searing, painful bout of diarrhea." hmm im gonna try this next time im in a down period
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Oct 14, 2022 15:28
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Brawnfire posted:What's the saying, "If you think you hate everyone, eat. If you think everyone hates you, sleep. If you think you hate yourself, shower. All of the above? Have a searing, painful bout of diarrhea." If you really want to cover the bases, you can even do three of these at once. Maybe even all four.
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Oct 14, 2022 15:32
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Just remember to pre-fix your food. Sleep eating is one thing, but sleep cooking is just dangerous
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Oct 14, 2022 15:38
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Sleep diarrhea is just maximizing your free time
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Oct 14, 2022 15:46
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Failed Imagineer posted:Sleep diarrhea is just maximizing your free time  especially if you fall asleep while crying in the shower
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Oct 14, 2022 16:09
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Carthag Tuek posted:
the lifehack for this is a tankless water heater.
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Oct 14, 2022 16:11
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Captain Monkey posted:the lifehack for this is a tankless water heater. My brain decided that this was a recycling setup for a moment and shuddered in absolute horror
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Oct 14, 2022 16:51
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RFC2324 posted:My brain decided that this was a recycling setup for a moment and shuddered in absolute horror 
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Oct 14, 2022 17:21
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You've never seen a chocolate fountain before?
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Oct 14, 2022 17:25
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Captain Hygiene posted:You've never seen a chocolate fountain before? listen here, cum-slut,
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Oct 14, 2022 17:33
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Milo and POTUS posted:I always assumed the hitman games were from like the mid 2000s initially. The first is from 2000 wtf
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Oct 14, 2022 18:55
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Milo and POTUS posted:I always assumed the hitman games were from like the mid 2000s initially. The first is from 2000 wtf i always assumed you were over 30 (or not always, but at least old enough that being 5 years off a memory is the same as being exactly right)
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Oct 14, 2022 19:06
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2000 and most of 2001 are part of the 90s so you are a whole decade off
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Oct 14, 2022 19:54
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hawowanlawow posted:I am on vacation and I was laying in bed thinking about how I was just here for everyone else and don't actually enjoy anything and my brain just doesn't work right and I don't even know how normal people think or go about their lives, then all of a sudden I had to jump up and spray gallons of hot liquid poo poo out of my rear end for 30 minutes and now the only thing I can do is lol and the only thing I feel is relief and gratitude that I don't have any more poo poo in my rear end to expel
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Oct 14, 2022 21:40
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James Urbaniak looks nothing like Rusty Venture
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Oct 14, 2022 21:48
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KoRMaK posted:so are you saying the apparent unhappiness you were feeling was just a symptom of having to take a poo poo? thats how i read it the whole time
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Oct 14, 2022 22:17
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Milo and POTUS posted:I always assumed the hitman games were from like the mid 2000s initially. The first is from 2000 wtf I went and tried playing the first one pretty recently. The controls are jaaaaank. It's before shooters had settled in to the familiar scheme of using the mouse to control where you're looking at all times. Instead you switch between "looking and shooting" mode and "clicking on things" mode, and it's horrible. That said, the original System Shock had something similar, and once I got used to it (also playing it at least a decade after its 1994 release) it wasn't so bad...
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Oct 14, 2022 22:32
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Len posted:James Urbaniak looks nothing like Rusty Venture The oooooooooooooooooolllld Rusty Venture
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Barnum Brown Shoes posted:The oooooooooooooooooolllld Rusty Venture That’s a double frogman. The Rusty Venture is a straight move
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Oct 15, 2022 03:26
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RFC2324 posted:pre-fix your food I just figured out why my grandmother always said "ficks" instead of "cook", and that she was saying "fix".
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Dip Viscous posted:I just figured out why my grandmother always said "ficks" instead of "cook", and that she was saying "fix". That's also why some people say 'fixings' as a synonym for 'ingredients'
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Oct 15, 2022 06:50
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's also why some people say 'fixings' as a synonym for 'ingredients' Ohhhhhh!
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Oct 15, 2022 08:04
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You guys never heard like "let me fix you a plate of something" ? Or "fix you a drink"?
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Carthag Tuek posted:i always assumed you were over 30 (or not always, but at least old enough that being 5 years off a memory is the same as being exactly right) First off, flattery will get you everywhere. Second of all, I was just trying to seem like less of an idiot; I actually thought late 2000s, early 2010s.
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Milo and POTUS posted:First off, flattery will get you everywhere. Second of all, I was just trying to seem like less of an idiot; I actually thought late 2000s, early 2010s. good instincts, shooting under
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