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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

credburn posted:

I forgot this was a movie thread. I meant in real life, but it's stupid in movies, too. It's been ages, how did they undercut this in Scream?

In the first movie Billy does get up, so Sidney shoots him in the head.

Then in the sequels, she always adds the head shot.

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BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I like the bit in the original Scream at the end(at least I think it was, it was one of those movies) where the dual killers get caught out at the end then start panicking because they're terrified of facing the consequences. I distinctly remember Matthew Lillard being all "Oh god, my Mom's gonna kill me..."

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

BioEnchanted posted:

I like the bit in the original Scream at the end(at least I think it was, it was one of those movies) where the dual killers get caught out at the end then start panicking because they're terrified of facing the consequences. I distinctly remember Matthew Lillard being all "Oh god, my Mom's gonna kill me..."

That is the first one, but it's due to blood loss and starting to lose it.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Aphrodite posted:

That is the first one, but it's due to blood loss and starting to lose it.

It's even better than that. The blood loss is their getaway plan because stabbed kids can't have done it, right? Like, they had Sid's father to blame or whatever. But Lillard's accomplice just up and stabs him real hard because that's kind of what murderers do, and the whiny freak-out ensues.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


It would have been so easy to take a slash on the arm and not gut stabbed.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
So maybe this has been covered before but it kinda bugs me...

In Interstellar, Cooper starts out talking to Murph's teachers about his old science/astronomy books. The lady teacher specifically mentions they have "corrected" versions about how the whole space race was a hoax to fool the USSR.

So with that in mind, how'd we go from "the moon landing was fake" to a loving space station in less than a century? Like, I get that that's a massive time gap, but there's no explanation of how we jumped from science, to science-fiction/propaganda & back again, then somehow ended up on this colossal space colony near Saturn.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

BOOTY-ADE posted:

So maybe this has been covered before but it kinda bugs me...

In Interstellar, Cooper starts out talking to Murph's teachers about his old science/astronomy books. The lady teacher specifically mentions they have "corrected" versions about how the whole space race was a hoax to fool the USSR.

So with that in mind, how'd we go from "the moon landing was fake" to a loving space station in less than a century? Like, I get that that's a massive time gap, but there's no explanation of how we jumped from science, to science-fiction/propaganda & back again, then somehow ended up on this colossal space colony near Saturn.

Well, when you can show results like "Hey we can get off this hosed planet" I imagine you get some resources dedicated to you, even if it is from, like, desperate billionaires or something. Think about how quickly the US went from "Who cares about space" to "We need to get to space to beat those goddamn communists" to actually walking on the moon.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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I'd imagine "we never went to space, that was all baloney" was what farm kids were taught because they needed people to focus on farming real bad. The bunker scientists were still probably teaching their kids about space travel.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

It's because the writing is super hacky.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Interstellar might have incredibly accurate science or whatever but not one of the protagonists would last six hours in the Prometheus universe

They're a bunch of dummies

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
To be fair, not many of the Alien franchise protagonists survive 6 hours in that universe either.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
I kind of wish Alien were less iconic so people would re-adapt the screenplay. All the characters were deliberately only ever referred to by their last names so that they could be cast as any race or gender, like we're casting a high school production of Twelve Angry Men. I want to see what the gym teacher can do with that script.

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018
Naruto Episode 124: Just because she grew horns and is trying to kill you doesn't mean that she's not a lady; some people are in to that.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIgznB0-ICo

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




BioEnchanted posted:

To be fair, not many of the Alien franchise protagonists survive 6 hours in that universe either.

None of the Prometheus franchise protagonists survived either.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

So maybe this has been covered before but it kinda bugs me...

Murph! Murph!! Muuurph!!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

BioEnchanted posted:

To be fair, not many of the Alien franchise protagonists survive 6 hours in that universe either.

17 hours, but yes.


Nameless Pete posted:

I kind of wish Alien were less iconic so people would re-adapt the screenplay. All the characters were deliberately only ever referred to by their last names so that they could be cast as any race or gender, like we're casting a high school production of Twelve Angry Men. I want to see what the gym teacher can do with that script.

They were all given first names once the casting was complete apart from Ash. Ellen Ripley, Arthur Dallas, Dennis Parker, Samuel Brett, Joan Lambert and Gilbert Kane. You are now equipped for Ultimate Horror Pub Quiz Trivia Challenge.

In Aliens all the Marines apart from Hicks share a first name with their actor.

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Nameless Pete posted:

I kind of wish Alien were less iconic so people would re-adapt the screenplay. All the characters were deliberately only ever referred to by their last names so that they could be cast as any race or gender, like we're casting a high school production of Twelve Angry Men. I want to see what the gym teacher can do with that script.

Have I got a treat for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srDVrEwPdg4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen

Nameless Pete posted:

I kind of wish Alien were less iconic so people would re-adapt the screenplay. All the characters were deliberately only ever referred to by their last names so that they could be cast as any race or gender, like we're casting a high school production of Twelve Angry Men. I want to see what the gym teacher can do with that script.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3VaFG7AvU
E:F,B but I got the entire production vid

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011


Dang, couldn't find that one in my scramble to POST FIRST11!11

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

My wife and I watched Blade for the first time last night and when The Scene happened she immediately said "why would the ambulance be leaving the hospital?"

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

I agree though because it is very weird that the sirens are on and there is a patient in the back. :colbert:

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Friend posted:

My wife and I watched Blade for the first time last night and when The Scene happened she immediately said "why would the ambulance be leaving the hospital?"

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

I agree though because it is very weird that the sirens are on and there is a patient in the back. :colbert:

I was not the goon who said that but I was the first bewildered responder and I love my av :)

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Jedit posted:

They were all given first names once the casting was complete apart from Ash. Ellen Ripley, Arthur Dallas, Dennis Parker, Samuel Brett, Joan Lambert and Gilbert Kane. You are now equipped for Ultimate Horror Pub Quiz Trivia Challenge.

Fluffikins Jones

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Also the little girl in the franchise and the first alien also had full names. IIRC respectively they were "Olivia Newt" and "John"

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


HopperUK posted:

I was not the goon who said that but I was the first bewildered responder and I love my av :)

Your av is choice

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That was this thread's peak tbqh :v:

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

BioEnchanted posted:

Also the little girl in the franchise and the first alien also had full names. IIRC respectively they were "Olivia Newt" and "John"

This is a top tier joke.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Something from Terror Trips: why bother trying to warn people away from your organ harvesting town when your livelihood depends on killing people who come to visit? Also the premise of them visiting famous horror movie locations and one of them turning out ot be real but it's just normal organ harvesters felt like a letdown. Even though I know ghosts and demons and poo poo aren't real, I think going that route would have improved the movie. Preferably in found footage format.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
unrelated followup: stop making movies so drat dark. Not in terms of content, but in terms of lighting. It's almost as annoying as the eternal volume problem where background noises are ear-bleedingly loud but dialogue is at whisper volume. I get you're trying to set an ambiance but I can't see poo poo.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Something from Terror Trips: why bother trying to warn people away from your organ harvesting town when your livelihood depends on killing people who come to visit? Also the premise of them visiting famous horror movie locations and one of them turning out ot be real but it's just normal organ harvesters felt like a letdown. Even though I know ghosts and demons and poo poo aren't real, I think going that route would have improved the movie. Preferably in found footage format.

Telling people not to do something is going to make them want to even more.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Jedit posted:

In Aliens all the Marines apart from Hicks share a first name with their actor.

According to Ricco Ross Frost's first name is Robert.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Something from Terror Trips: why bother trying to warn people away from your organ harvesting town when your livelihood depends on killing people who come to visit? Also the premise of them visiting famous horror movie locations and one of them turning out ot be real but it's just normal organ harvesters felt like a letdown. Even though I know ghosts and demons and poo poo aren't real, I think going that route would have improved the movie. Preferably in found footage format.

someone else posted about the attractive effect of declaring a place off limits, but additionally it will only draw in the adventurous/foolish, and they're less likely to attract a bunch of attention if they die than some happy and well connected family in a camper.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
See also Dontgonearthe Castle, which in the tourist season has so many people banging on the door they need a new coaching inn.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


yeah I eat rear end posted:

Preferably in found footage format.

Almost all found footage annoys me. Now days it'd make sense to find a server with uploaded updates cloud synced, but all the older stuff makes me annoyed that someone(s) went to the same place and it turned out fine for them to go and no spookies got them. It's probably responsible for the rising ARGs movement that's more interesting.

Hopefully any 'found' media takes the time to give a good reason for the finding.

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nesamdoom posted:


Hopefully any 'found' media takes the time to give a good reason for the finding.

Probably because someone lost it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think that is generally part of the point, the idea that areas can be considered safe to go to but at certain times or conditions, they are the setting for horror movies.

I was going to say that this is in fact the core conceit of a lot of horror movies except I guess no a lot of the famous franchises everyone on elm street is constantly terrorized by freddy and everyone who goes near crystal lake gets murdered by jason.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


OwlFancier posted:

I think that is generally part of the point, the idea that areas can be considered safe to go to but at certain times or conditions, they are the setting for horror movies.

But the ones with like the Blair Witch and you're not to go in the woods or that one in the Paris Catacombs push this idea that it's a danger.
Maybe I just should not question it, but again my problem is with the finding the camera or whatever which gets negated at the point someone has cloud storage and the video(s) could be found at the point of someone being missing.

I just don't do well with not questioning some things. Others I don't mind like them getting the videos from Rec or Quarantine after going in the building later.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Even if they have cloud backup on the cameras or phones, that doesn't mean they have a signal to actually use it. Especially if it's in one of those weird space/time kinda found footage ones.

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018
Naruto Episode 127: Dude brings the entire family to Pillage Night.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Mamkute posted:

Naruto Episode 127: Dude brings the entire family to Pillage Night.

Look, if you're going pillaging you want as many hands to carry the loot as possible.

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