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Yeah. One eye looking at one huge titty and one eye looking at the other.
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- That Little Demon
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- American McGay
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by sebmojo
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- That Little Demon
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holme...@iscsvax.uni.edu
unread,
Mar 8, 1993, 3:17:05 AM
to
I'm posting this just because some might find this humorous.
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FLAME PROOFER (Guarenteed fireproof)
I was the guy that started the whole Girlfiend and Nintendo thingy about a
month. My girfiend in her college writing class did her thesis paper on the
negative effects of home game systems. It was pretty well documented but found
the paper overall, humorous from my point. Especially because she used me as a
short case study. I like video games a lot but only can play 5-10 hours a
week due to a busy scedual. I'd like to play more but can't because of school
and a job. The reason she used me is because I get so much into the game, ie.
I get really mad if I lose or I get such gradification if I win.
-Brando
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- American McGay
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by sebmojo
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holme...@iscsvax.uni.edu
unread,
Mar 8, 1993, 3:17:05 AM
to
I'm posting this just because some might find this humorous.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FLAME PROOFER (Guarenteed fireproof)
I was the guy that started the whole Girlfiend and Nintendo thingy about a
month. My girfiend in her college writing class did her thesis paper on the
negative effects of home game systems. It was pretty well documented but found
the paper overall, humorous from my point. Especially because she used me as a
short case study. I like video games a lot but only can play 5-10 hours a
week due to a busy scedual. I'd like to play more but can't because of school
and a job. The reason she used me is because I get so much into the game, ie.
I get really mad if I lose or I get such gradification if I win.
-Brando
PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.
We have to go back.
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thank you gameboy game and watch collection for making these games distant nostalgia memories for me
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ozymandias said in article #5115 of rec.games.video:
i have yet to see the program ignore your gender selection. if the
drones win, they are presumed to be male and get the girl. if you
win and selected a female driver, then you get the hug from the guy.
i did some experimenting and noticed that the male driver stands with
his legs apart and the female driver has her legs closed together. that
seems to be the only discernable difference between the two drivers at
the victory screen...
no homosexual conotations that i could detect...
lol
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
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ozymandias said in article #5115 of rec.games.video:
i have yet to see the program ignore your gender selection. if the
drones win, they are presumed to be male and get the girl. if you
win and selected a female driver, then you get the hug from the guy.
i did some experimenting and noticed that the male driver stands with
his legs apart and the female driver has her legs closed together. that
seems to be the only discernable difference between the two drivers at
the victory screen...
no homosexual conotations that i could detect...
lol
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- That Little Demon
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
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- Evil Eagle
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indeed darkwolf
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- Plutonis
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quote:
I think I can live with one new Lynx game a week. Just gotta kill a few
people first, but I wouldn't mind that at all...
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TOKI
1 player, horizontal game
Atari Corp., for the Atari Lynx
$34.95
Stereo? No
OVERVIEW:
So there's Toki the caveman, out spending time with his girlfriend,
talking about whatever it is cavepeople chat about. Who comes to spoil the
party but the local Evil High Priest Vookimedlo, who kidnaps his gal and uses
magic to devolve Toki into a chimp. Strangely enough, Toki the chimpanzee can
shoot fireballs from his mouth, and decides to use his primitive machismo to
rescue his date. Hey, if an Italian plumber can rescue damsels in distress,
why can't an ape give it a try?
That's TOKI for the Atari Lynx, an adaptation of the little-seen arcade
video game from Fabtek. You must guide Toki through eight multidirectional
scrolling stages of caverns, moats, and whatnot, battling Vookimedlo's traps
and flunkies. Toki can defeat enemies by hitting them with his fireballs, or
by repeatedly jumping on them. Along the way, you will find items that
temporarily enhance Toki's abilities, like higher jumping or more powerful
fireballs. A life is lost if Toki is hit by an enemy, caught by a trap, or
runs out of time; an extra life is awarded if enough coins are collected.
GAMEPLAY:
The most supportive statement that can be made for TOKI on the Lynx is
that it's a very faithful adaptation. Almost none of the gameplay has been
abridged or altered; people who have played this in the arcade will be in
familliar territory. The problem is that the original was not that spectacular
to begin with. Aside from the slightly novel plot, there is very little here
that hasn't been done before.
This is not to say that TOKI is a bad game; as yet-another-run-and-jump,
its redeeming points elevate it above its competition. There is a good amount
of variety; the enemies you have to face are very diverse, and the different
stages are much more than a change in window dressing. Also, the game sets a
very irreverant tone; for instance, two of the tools helping Toki's quest are
football helmets and teeter-totters loaded with weights. Finally, the game
itself is of fair difficulty; you start with four lives, and can continue up
to two times, but the typical player will need all the help he can find.
GRAPHICS/SOUND:
The graphics and sound of TOKI capture the game's lighthearted attitude
very well. There is good use of color and a lot of detail and animation in the
graphics. However, some of the game elements are fairly small, requiring a bit
of effort to spot them. This can be fatal with some of the more detailed
backgrounds, as a small incoming projectile could slip past your sight.
Sounds are better, making good use of music, computer-generated effects,
and digitized clips. Each level is accompanied by an unobtrusive background
soundtrack, and the individual sound effects are distinctive. The digitized
bits are often the most enjoyable, such as Toki's death yelp and the
cartoon-inspired "boing!" noises.
SUMMARY:
TOKI is, in the final analysis, a great adaptation of an average game,
duplicating the original's sights, sounds, and action faithfully. If you
aren't interested in run-and-jump contests, there is little here to change
your opinion. However, if you're in the market for a new arcade-action game,
TOKI is a worthy candidate.
GAMEPLAY: 6.5
GRAPHICS: 7.5
SOUND: 9
OVERALL: 7
Rating values 10 - 8 Great! This game can't get much better.
7 - 5 Good. Average game, could be improved.
4 - 2 Poor. For devotees only.
1 Ick. Shoot it.
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So much text to write, so little time.
--R.J.
B-)
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Send whatevers to rj...@usc.edu | If it has pixels, I'm for it.
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"You weren't chosen because you are the best pilot in the Air Force. You were
chosen because you are the class clown and frankly, you're expendable."
Lynx
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- Pablo Nergigante
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ozymandias said in article #5115 of rec.games.video:
i have yet to see the program ignore your gender selection. if the
drones win, they are presumed to be male and get the girl. if you
win and selected a female driver, then you get the hug from the guy.
i did some experimenting and noticed that the male driver stands with
his legs apart and the female driver has her legs closed together. that
seems to be the only discernable difference between the two drivers at
the victory screen...
no homosexual conotations that i could detect...
Lol
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- Pablo Nergigante
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1. The console wars and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
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game over restraining order larry
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- That Little Demon
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- American McGay
- Feb 28, 2010
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by sebmojo
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Accessories: VCR??
Pixels: don’t know
Software: none
Price: $700
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- bees x1000
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lol at this whole thread
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- Joan
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Accessories: VCR??
Pixels: don’t know
Software: none
Price: $700
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
- Dec 25, 2014
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originator of ea being used as a selling point
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
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time is a flat circle
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