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Hey you lamers can pretend that N64 Will be a hit, but when it all comes
down to it, even though i dont own one myself, the Sony Playstation will
be the standard system for video games for the 97+. It doesn't matter
what system is better, it doesn't matter how many princesses mario has
saved, what matters is $$$ and timing. Both that nintendo hosed you guys
over with. Nintendo's ignorance to be pseudo-retro with the cartridge
deal vs cds killed them entirely. i dont want no bulky cartridge taking
up mad space on my coffee table, i want a cd i can stick in my cd tower.
What happens if i bring a girl over to my house. Where are we gonna rock
it with all the bulky cartridges looming throughout my room, there would
be no space. Maybe in Marioland you guys dont worry about things like
space, audio tracks, or SGI intros, but in the real world things like that
are an issue, and there aint no compression techniques that can make up
for 650M of parking space. Sony's advanced research and development
techniques are feared in the consumer electronics industry, and it can
demolish nintendo based on a number of weaknesses ranging from software
costs to stealing even more of Nintendo's 3rd party support. Sony is not a
force to be reckoned with, and their timing as far as system introduction
last year, and last months price drop are nothing more than 100% routine
efficient business practice. I dont mean to sound harsh, i grew up in the
real video game era, on games like Rygar, Blaster Master and Kid Icarus.
All on the 8bit, and carried my nintendo tradition with the SNES, back
before marketing meant so much to the consumer. But little johnny wants
more bang for his buck and he knows his allowance wont buy him Zelda64,
or that optical drive. The consumer base is much smarter when dealing
with $200+ systems, and the consumer wants support more than anything.
You can kid yourselves into thinking you wont mind paying an extra $30 or
so bucks right now, but when your done completing mario64 and each game
price gets higher and higher, and your friends have 30+ of all the newest
and hottest games out for the playstation, your going to get a sinking
feeling every time you hand over your hard earned money for that
supposedly new DSP Plus FX chip, or whatever Howard Lincoln cons you guys
into believing that the high costs are justified.

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Jul 22, 2007

Lol

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Apr 17, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

found the real iconic one



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Apr 16, 2002

Lmfao

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That Little Demon posted:

a tale as old as time



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PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

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dreamcast really sucks. .thirdtimeforeffect
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dreamcast just sucks loving dick and I will tell you why.
1. no good games. soul calibur? whoopde loving do that game sucks
poo poo soul blade for psx is better anyway. ttt for ps2 totally kills the
game. doa2? ps2 got that. crazy taxi? poo poo. sonic? hey. sonic is gay.
he fucks tails like a pansypoo. mdk2? computer game, which is only
good on the drat computer. re:cv? the game sucks. re4 will kill it and
besides ps2 is getting re:cv anyway so I guess I will pick it up.

2. sega sucks dick. sega does not know poo poo about advertising. 'it is
thinking' what the gently caress is that? who cares? does it play games? not
good games. they are stupid as hell. maybe if they brought back the
old school sega commercials then maybe ps2 wouldnt spank their rear end so
much.

3. the jappers don't like dreamcast. that's right. those human being japs
don't like dreamcast. even though america is twenty times bigger than
japan, if they dont like it, it will suck. europe dont like it either
but europe is poo poo. europe will be usa2 in like ten years anyway.

4. everyone else wants a ps2. even though you sega fuckers wont admit
it now you all want the ps2. i guarantee by launch half of you sega
bitches will have a ps2 with ttt or rrv. the other half will wait
until re4 or msg2 come out and then you will get it. but eventually,
all of you will get a ps2 and dreamcast will die.

5.online came out too slow. if online was coming out right away, dc
would have had a better chance. but, the fact is . . with online coming
out so close to ps2's launch. no one will care. it will be a
desperation move by that time people will be wanting ps2 and online
will not sell the system.

6. seaman is soooo gay. i guarantee that after seeing how gay seaman is
so many of you will sell you dcs. that is why the jappers are weird
fucks. they buy all that kissy kissy date poo poo and the weird poo poo like
seaman. us americans know better and most of you will sell your dcs
after buying or renting seaman. and it will turn off potential buyers.
once i saw seaman, i knew i wouldnt touch a system with that gay human being
on it.

7. sega fanboys are gay. you sega fan fags turn off so many potential
buyers its sad. they see how geeky and pathetic you are and the just go
to the coolness that is ps2. even you think that n64 is bad but it is
a bad 1 player system but it is the best to get 4 player going. 4
player goldeneye and perfect dark cannot be beat, even by the poo poo
dreamcast. you'd think dreamcast would have a decent 4 player game by
now but i dont see any. powerstone 2 maybe but powerstone is gay poo poo.

so in conclusion you fanboys are gay and sega sucks poo poo. ps2 will rule
as soon as it comes out and will sell 2 million on the launch day. dc
will be dead after sega's online strategy fails and the head of the soa
and soj shoot themselves in their asses. and all us ps2 owners will be
yucking it up while playing ttt and rrv and msg2 and re4. so suck a nut.


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It is my fervent hope that the Saturn will be obliterated by
PStation. I hope no one will buy the Saturn and that Sega will clean up
their stupid act. I get pissed, man. I really loved Sega, and still do
for the most part, but it's like they go out of their way to annoy us. I
have a bad feeling about the 32X after Saturn is released. I think
they're going to leave production to 3rd party developers for the most
part so they can contend with the 64 bit level. The thing I hate the
absolut most, though, is that Sega didn't go back to the drawing board
when they heard of U64. They kept on with their plans! Even with
Nntendo's reputation of feeding bs to the media, you would think they
would hold back for a month to see if Nintendo was serious. I'm having a
very difficult time believing that Sega will be a signifiacant contendor
next year. They say, "Welcome to the Next Level" only they forget to
mention that they themselves will be absent when you arrive.--
Net Surfer,
Chris.

"Every Day, In Every Way, I'm Getting Better and Better."

-Chief Inspector Dreyfus.

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-The Great Cornholio

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dreamcast really sucks. .thirdtimeforeffect
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dreamcast just sucks loving dick and I will tell you why.
1. no good games. soul calibur? whoopde loving do that game sucks
poo poo soul blade for psx is better anyway. ttt for ps2 totally kills the
game. doa2? ps2 got that. crazy taxi? poo poo. sonic? hey. sonic is gay.
he fucks tails like a pansypoo. mdk2? computer game, which is only
good on the drat computer. re:cv? the game sucks. re4 will kill it and
besides ps2 is getting re:cv anyway so I guess I will pick it up.

2. sega sucks dick. sega does not know poo poo about advertising. 'it is
thinking' what the gently caress is that? who cares? does it play games? not
good games. they are stupid as hell. maybe if they brought back the
old school sega commercials then maybe ps2 wouldnt spank their rear end so
much.

3. the jappers don't like dreamcast. that's right. those human being japs
don't like dreamcast. even though america is twenty times bigger than
japan, if they dont like it, it will suck. europe dont like it either
but europe is poo poo. europe will be usa2 in like ten years anyway.

4. everyone else wants a ps2. even though you sega fuckers wont admit
it now you all want the ps2. i guarantee by launch half of you sega
bitches will have a ps2 with ttt or rrv. the other half will wait
until re4 or msg2 come out and then you will get it. but eventually,
all of you will get a ps2 and dreamcast will die.

5.online came out too slow. if online was coming out right away, dc
would have had a better chance. but, the fact is . . with online coming
out so close to ps2's launch. no one will care. it will be a
desperation move by that time people will be wanting ps2 and online
will not sell the system.

6. seaman is soooo gay. i guarantee that after seeing how gay seaman is
so many of you will sell you dcs. that is why the jappers are weird
fucks. they buy all that kissy kissy date poo poo and the weird poo poo like
seaman. us americans know better and most of you will sell your dcs
after buying or renting seaman. and it will turn off potential buyers.
once i saw seaman, i knew i wouldnt touch a system with that gay human being
on it.

7. sega fanboys are gay. you sega fan fags turn off so many potential
buyers its sad. they see how geeky and pathetic you are and the just go
to the coolness that is ps2. even you think that n64 is bad but it is
a bad 1 player system but it is the best to get 4 player going. 4
player goldeneye and perfect dark cannot be beat, even by the poo poo
dreamcast. you'd think dreamcast would have a decent 4 player game by
now but i dont see any. powerstone 2 maybe but powerstone is gay poo poo.

so in conclusion you fanboys are gay and sega sucks poo poo. ps2 will rule
as soon as it comes out and will sell 2 million on the launch day. dc
will be dead after sega's online strategy fails and the head of the soa
and soj shoot themselves in their asses. and all us ps2 owners will be
yucking it up while playing ttt and rrv and msg2 and re4. so suck a nut.


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lmao

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Apr 16, 2002

Yu Yu Hashish who??? What is this game???

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Dec 25, 2014

europe dont like it either
but europe is poo poo

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Warren is a bit...special.

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The gamecube is gay because I put my little pisser in it. It's not very
big, but neither is the gaycube. Well anyway, after I put my pisser in it,
the system powered on. I got a new startup sound that sounded like Yoshi
having an orgasm. At that point, I lost it. I spooged all over the
controller port!
I hope they come out with a game that is like this. They could call it
Super Yoshi Orgazmo. ANd they could also have a vibrating douche to put my
pee pee in.

Well, I would talk longer but I have to go play with myself some more. I'm
going to let Yoshi ride me this time! MAMA MIA!

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