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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Sunk Dunk posted:

in bonus episode 53 stav claims to have run an 8 minute mile

are you sure he didn't say "rolled an 8 minute mile downhill"?

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
ebiked an 8 minute mile

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


yoooo

https://www.reddit.com/r/heelys/comments/p5eu42/weight_limit/

quote:

Im 300 pounds is there a weight limit to them I know it's a solid wheel but does it put more weight in the wheels and slow them down?

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

the build up to nick revealing that robert deniro's dad is gay killed me.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

https://twitter.com/carin_mcleoud/status/1284907903967617025?s=46&t=opsyWZ3d9rDzyXozrGupYQ
its a surprise to me.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i can only get off if a woman hypnotizes me into saying the n word in public

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

almost all porn has a weird race problem it’s hilarious when some dork thinks they’re making a very important post

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
The erotic mind control community has not yet achieved equality. gently caress this

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

holefoods posted:

almost all porn has a weird race problem it’s hilarious when some dork thinks they’re making a very important post

it's funny that reddit will make a big todo about fighting racism while leaving poo poo like /r/raceplay up. they know if they start taking porn subreddits offline the site will die like tumblr did when Yahoo bought t.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

https://twitter.com/Carin_McLeoud/status/1284909410477727745?s=20&t=HudSOVZhLmiqcJMGejlQDA

Nick Vegas???

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Mister Las Vegas strikes again

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Imaging a future police blotter

Nick Mullen
Aka Nicole Mullen
Aka Nick Millions
Aka Nick Vegas

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Imagine being Tom Myers and calling anyone mediocre

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Imagine being called mediocre by Tom Myers. Ouch!

Tetramin posted:

Mister Las Vegas strikes again

Lol

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

I support Tom Myers wholeheartedly

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I'm honestly always amazed at how hosts can set him up with the perfect pitch and he just whiffs completely on making any actual coherent joke

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Lol @ Tom not having time to go on the Adam Friedland Show cuz he's so busy writing shooting and producing his own podcast that like maybe 2 people have ever listened to an entire episode of

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
He also works a full time job

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

slave to my cravings posted:

He also works a full time job

I forgot about the Mexican restaurant

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

slave to my cravings posted:

He also works a full time job

it's obvious when you think about it but I had never put together that his story about 'being in line behind' the guy getting food for his wife's bong hit transplant was really a story about him ringing the guy up and it really elevated the whole thing

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Half of Dracula posted:

it's obvious when you think about it but I had never put together that his story about 'being in line behind' the guy getting food for his wife's bong hit transplant was really a story about him ringing the guy up and it really elevated the whole thing

The cum boys said literally this one of the times they brought it up.

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

ben shapino posted:

The cum boys said literally this one of the times they brought it up.

That's what made me realize it

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Half of Dracula posted:

That's what made me realize it

you can’t just steal jokes adam

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
He's copying

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
It is a very Adam style move

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
I'm not a bug who eats dust

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Half of Dracula posted:

I'm not a bug who eats dust

That's exactly what a bug who eats dust said. Copy much?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I honestly envy Tom’s ability to self delude

I could be so happy

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Teaching And Respecting the Disabled

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

the intro music still gets me pumped

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Relevant to the episode
https://twitter.com/luisjgomez/status/1582340553387126785?t=sd0tV21lPkXZn7Q-4c014A&s=19

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I’d love to loving smash that bloke one day

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

ElGroucho posted:

I honestly envy Tom’s ability to self delude

I could be so happy

The man does his job and he's good at it. No different from a firefighter, when you think about it

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Wizard Master posted:

I’d love to loving smash that bloke one day

LoL

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Jake blocked me a couple weeks ago so I missed those dumb tweets.

Edit: lmao Jesus Christ

UwUnabomber fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Oct 20, 2022

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Wizard Master posted:

I’d love to loving smash that bloke one day

wanna see a luis vs jake cage match

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
They were going to fight but Jake pussied out

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
luis would absolutely destroy him

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

SKVLK posted:

Jake blocked me a couple weeks ago so I missed those dumb tweets.

Edit: lmao Jesus Christ


There ain't anyone home

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