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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Mooey Cow posted:

Speaking of streamers with husbands



i think that he mods here too

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Twitchthread: things are looking up for me (and down for you)

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

ChubbyChecker posted:

i think that he mods here too

Joke's on you, he's secretly been paying :10bux: to post on and mod a different, much cooler, forum :smuggo:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Dating is a game, and this is your Ultimate Strategy Guide! From my experience, dating and videogames have so many things in common. And if you as a Man, took all those lessons that you’ve learned from playing videogames your entire life and applied them to dating, you can become quite successful at it. The aim of this book is to use those amazing videogames that we love to play and show you how they are similar to dating. This book will show you all the moves, lessons, and special counter attacks that will help you understand the rules of dating and how you can play the game better than anyone else. . . just like a videogame. So, are you ready to win? Are you ready to learn how to move, play, and dominate the Dating Game like a Pro Championship Player on a speed run challenge through Hot Chick Castle? You sure? Good! Don’t waste another second. Smash that “Buy” button now to grab your new controller for getting what you want out of dating called "Moves: Dating is a Game," and get ready to take your game with women to the next level so that you can start winning at this bigger one called Life!

Amazon has the first chapter up as a “Look inside” for this book and its even more insane than it sounds.

Even in the first chapter the author talking about STDs, abortion and porn. Also more than once he refers to vaginas as “female ports”

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Dude, my heart goes out to this guy. That was super humiliating and disrespectful. If anybody ever find yourself in that situation just leave, she is not worth your time. I would also encourage that person to give "Moves: Dating is a Game" a read, it will help you understand situations like that as if you are in a videogame. This way, you can bridge the understanding of women to videogames, and know how to handle those moments.

lmao

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
STDs are like a DoT, pregnancies? Curse of Doom!

cardedagain
Aug 28, 2006


glorious 1fps action

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Dude, my heart goes out to this guy. That was super humiliating and disrespectful. If anybody ever find yourself in that situation just leave, she is not worth your time. I would also encourage that person to give "Moves: Dating is a Game" a read, it will help you understand situations like that as if you are in a videogame. This way, you can bridge the understanding of women to videogames, and know how to handle those moments.

this is hilarious but


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Willing to bet this dude sucks and you don’t have to get his back. This is a woman who has dealt with shitheads like this objectifying her most of her life and now she’s owning it so she can eat. Doesn’t mean she has to respect these turds.

Edit: wait is this the sex-trafficked lady? Ugh.

this is also hilarious

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Been watching his other vids. Pretty amusing stuff. Plays an old person and reads all the cookie warnings before clicking NO and then it brings it back to the blank bank login and just irritates the gently caress out of the scammers. Cracks me up.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Philthy posted:

Been watching his other vids. Pretty amusing stuff. Plays an old person and reads all the cookie warnings before clicking NO and then it brings it back to the blank bank login and just irritates the gently caress out of the scammers. Cracks me up.

kitboga is hilarious. he can spend hours wasting the time of these scumbag scammers only to gently caress them over in the end. he even went so far as to make fake bank websites, fake app stores, and programs that override the screen blanking on those weird remote desktop apps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9-SUS1j1vE

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Chrs posted:

Amazon has the first chapter up as a “Look inside” for this book and its even more insane than it sounds.

Even in the first chapter the author talking about STDs, abortion and porn. Also more than once he refers to vaginas as “female ports”

post the chapter

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

ChubbyChecker posted:

post the chapter

I tried to copy paste but it wouldn’t let me.

But its here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Moves-Dating-Game-Cooper-ebook/dp/B086WJVL7X

Click on “Look inside” and head down to the bottom where the heading “Marriage 2.0” is.

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Dude, my heart goes out to this guy. That was super humiliating and disrespectful. If anybody ever find yourself in that situation just leave, she is not worth your time. I would also encourage that person to give "Moves: Dating is a Game" a read, it will help you understand situations like that as if you are in a videogame. This way, you can bridge the understanding of women to videogames, and know how to handle those moments.

what the gently caress

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Dating and video games are similar in that neither will fill that her-sized void.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Strategic Tea posted:

Twitchthread: things are looking up for me (and down for you)

Mods make me IK of this thread so I can do this

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
One time I streamed playing The Simpsons Hit and Run for the Gamecube and had 3 viewers. I'm kind of a big deal.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Streaming on twitch and pandering to the kids of well-off people for money is the only way you can redistribute wealth in America.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
My cousin is a mid-tier Twitch streamer, does it as a way to make his hobby pay for itself.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I was watching Strouds stream a few years back and he was talking about tax write offs and how he can write off anything that is in the background of his camera because it's part of the "set cost" of his business. He started having $3k Herman Miller chairs, super expensive rugs, then he frames a table with a collection of expensive nerd poo poo like some large Infinity Gauntlet and a bunch of figures and poo poo. I guess this is legit in California.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Let's come up with high concept twitch streams:

- russian roulette stream
- IV drugs stream
-dolphinsex.org stream
-civil war reenactment but using your fingers like legs to walk around the battlefield of your table stream
-girl in bikini playing with controller, elbows out, in front of blank screen but 90's movie video game sounds are playing
-dog fighting stream
-cock fighting stream
-dog cock stream

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

kntfkr posted:

Let's come up with high concept twitch streams:

-civil war reenactment but using your fingers like legs to walk around the battlefield of your table stream

would probably watch the vod or a youtube video

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Bargearse posted:

My cousin is a mid-tier Twitch streamer, does it as a way to make his hobby pay for itself.

Mid tier? So that means he makes around $15 a month

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
I don’t care if you’re selling titties or gamer words, streaming culture is the worst fuckin thing to ever happen to human interpersonal relationships.

“If I give the image on screen tenbux, the screen will talk back to me!”

Praying for a meteor to hit, on god.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

kntfkr posted:


-dog cock fighting stream

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Toxic Mental posted:

Mid tier? So that means he makes around $15 a month

Yeah he says it’s not much at all.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
please fart

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Twitch's biggest streamer



flexing hard on you

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Pretty sure Alinity cornered the market on those dog cock streams.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'd watch the civil war finger stream.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Vtuber that has a ruth bader ginsburg avatar ruling on reddit "Am I the rear end in a top hat?" posts

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

roomtone posted:

this is hilarious but

this is also hilarious

which part did you like the most the objectifying women or the sex trafficking?

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

bossy lady posted:

Vtuber that has a ruth bader ginsburg avatar ruling on reddit "Am I the rear end in a top hat?" posts

I would absolutely watch this.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

kntfkr posted:

Let's come up with high concept twitch streams:

- russian roulette stream
- IV drugs stream
-dolphinsex.org stream
-civil war reenactment but using your fingers like legs to walk around the battlefield of your table stream
-girl in bikini playing with controller, elbows out, in front of blank screen but 90's movie video game sounds are playing
-dog fighting stream
-cock fighting stream
-dog cock stream

- stream where guys crash into each other on a field and get CTE
- brownian motion stream
- babbling brook stream
- douglas hurd soundboard prank call stream
- scripted, previously shot and edited drama stream
- nightly news stream
- stream of like the living channel basically but with some creepy anime avatar in the corner giggling and occasionally dropping out, revealing a sluglike man living in filth
- serpent mukbang
- leading horse to water stream
- guy sitting silently with mouth open trying to evoke drool speedrunning stream
- endless loop of ET lying face down in the stream stream

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

which part did you like the most the objectifying women or the sex trafficking?

don't answer this it's a trick THERE ISNT A RIGHT ANSWSER

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Let's come up with some more


-coal mining stream
- insane asylum 24/7 stream with crowd controlled PTX cameras
-Throat singing lessons
-Tax Court
-Goon basement stream
-Bug Racing streams
-Catalytic converter theft stream

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


SeeMeRot dot com

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

The_Franz posted:

kitboga is hilarious. he can spend hours wasting the time of these scumbag scammers only to gently caress them over in the end. he even went so far as to make fake bank websites, fake app stores, and programs that override the screen blanking on those weird remote desktop apps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9-SUS1j1vE

This one was made by a trump thread poster lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaaZs0jhfRo

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

which part did you like the most the objectifying women or the sex trafficking?

Yes.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
post hosed-up twitch screenshots






she has TTS on in the library (also im pretty sure i saw nip)

and a bonus limmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flr51WzHkKI

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