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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/Q9Z45Rs.mp4

Don't stick any appendages in that thing

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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007



oh deer

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

0/10, those are moose

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



That is an unamoosing comment

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A møøse once bit my sister.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Arivia posted:

0/10, those are moose

Meece?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Arivia posted:

0/10, those are moose

Score invalidated on technical grounds

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Captain Hygiene posted:

Score invalidated on technical grounds



Alces NUTS



gotem

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


"He NEEDS some MILK!"

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

So deer are just moose lite?

Also I never thought about it but moose, elk and deer are all pluralized the same way.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

foonykins posted:

Found in YOSPOS:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-H7-z7drdo

Behold! The spicy eruv!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Captain Hygiene posted:

Score invalidated on technical grounds



subfamily implies the existence of a domfamily

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




foonykins posted:

Found in YOSPOS:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-H7-z7drdo

Behold! The spicy eruv!

Jesus christ. That's really REALLY bad.

On par with the documentary i once saw about electricity problems in Afghanistan in the 1990s.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I like how the moose stop fighting as soon as one of them goes into the back of the truck. "Whoa! Sorry Tony, I guess I got carried away, you alright?"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
FIGHT ERROR

KERNEL PANIC

CANNOT RESUME

EAT

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


They stopped because it’s a ram truck not a moose truck

They couldn’t a ford to not dodge it

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Bad Munki posted:

They stopped because it’s a ram truck not a moose truck

They couldn’t a ford to not dodge it

It's a chevy/gmc.

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum

That's clearly a Zebra.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Common brushtail opossum.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

It's a chevy/gmc.

The joke cares not for accuracy

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Bad Munki posted:

The joke cares not for accuracy

Clearly they should be out in the Terrain, maybe up in the Yukon.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Clearly they should be out in the Terrain, maybe up in the Yukon.

Uh no OBVIOUSLY they should be in the Hyundai Mooscon

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

McGavin posted:



Not my pic, but this happened on my way to work today.

Things got even more exciting an hour later.
https://twitter.com/OPP_HSD/status/1582728566923358208

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

So deer are just moose lite?

Also I never thought about it but moose, elk and deer are all pluralized the same way.
Moose are not actually a distinct species - Deer become moose under certain conditions.

From the wiki - "Under suitable conditions of drought followed by rapid vegetation growth, serotonin in their brains triggers dramatic changes: they start to breed abundantly, becoming gregarious and nomadic (loosely described as migratory) when their populations become dense enough"

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Slugworth posted:

Moose are not actually a distinct species - Deer become moose under certain conditions.

From the wiki - "Under suitable conditions of drought followed by rapid vegetation growth, serotonin in their brains triggers dramatic changes: they start to breed abundantly, becoming gregarious and nomadic (loosely described as migratory) when their populations become dense enough"

Hell, same

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Slugworth posted:

Moose are not actually a distinct species - Deer become moose under certain conditions.

From the wiki - "Under suitable conditions of drought followed by rapid vegetation growth, serotonin in their brains triggers dramatic changes: they start to breed abundantly, becoming gregarious and nomadic (loosely described as migratory) when their populations become dense enough"

Got it, they're more like werewolves. Good.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Good thing they have it on video; hard to explain to the insurance company without it.

"I'm sorry? What happened to it?"
"Just...just watch the video."

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/YWrpZ3I.mp4

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




So did we ever figure out who pays for the bridge repairs on those truck fucklings?

yummycheese
Mar 28, 2004

Invalid Validation posted:

So did we ever figure out who pays for the bridge repairs on those truck fucklings?

lol, anything you hit your insurance has to cover. try hitting a guardrail sometime with no insurance. That way you can find out just how expensive that stuff is.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Q9Z45Rs.mp4

Don't stick any appendages in that thing

My appendages are already cylindrical so the device holds no power over me.

Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004

Drive a Tesla? Over my dead body.












Please!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://teddit.net/vids/h43dxpvzdxu91.mp4

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Slugworth posted:

Moose are not actually a distinct species - Deer become moose under certain conditions.

From the wiki - "Under suitable conditions of drought followed by rapid vegetation growth, serotonin in their brains triggers dramatic changes: they start to breed abundantly, becoming gregarious and nomadic (loosely described as migratory) when their populations become dense enough"

What nonsense wiki is this?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rjyl4g7cWO1zyy7cu.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/jonslater37/status/1582348491216474112?s=20&t=SxstsKZ8R3_Uve2YK5TOYw

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

RatHat posted:

What nonsense wiki is this?

The quote doesn't support the post. I can't tell if it's a joke, an attempt to confuse people, or calamitously bad reading comprehension.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

So deer are just moose lite?

Also I never thought about it but moose, elk and deer are all pluralized the same way.

euros call moose an elk or something

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

RatHat posted:

What nonsense wiki is this?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The quote doesn't support the post. I can't tell if it's a joke, an attempt to confuse people, or calamitously bad reading comprehension.

Pretty sure it's a joke, that text is from the intro to the Wikipedia article for locusts, describing how they're actually grasshoppers and not a separate species.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

PookBear posted:

euros call moose an elk or something

And caribou only come from the Caribou region of Canada, otherwise they are known as sparkling reindeer.

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