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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Someone is getting paid a lotta money to come up with these.

https://twitter.com/ZackBlatt/status/1583081040725258242

So did Subway make a bunch of these before he started sucking and this is some sort of sunk cost fallacy situation, or is there someone in their marketing department doubling down?

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Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
I think subway is trolling him at this point

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He actually recorded that at half time.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






fsif posted:

What if he was eating a banana and carelessly discarded the peel on the ground? You all think this is funny? Is this all a joke to you?

What if he went to throw a bucket thought to be containing water at a player but it's actually full of confetti?! YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THAT TO THE PLAYER'S WIFE AND KIDS?!!!

edit: some subway exec trying to figure out Jared's parole date rn

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Bob Socko posted:

So did Subway make a bunch of these before he started sucking and this is some sort of sunk cost fallacy situation, or is there someone in their marketing department doubling down?

a bit of both. It was definitely shot and finished awhile ago, and now... its gunna get seen and reposted.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

fsif posted:

What if he was eating a banana and carelessly discarded the peel on the ground? You all think this is funny? Is this all a joke to you?

Stadium bananas are too expensive to just waste the peels like that

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
“I have nothing else that makes me feel alive.”

https://twitter.com/gregauman/statu...s1_c10&ref_url=

God bless

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

What a dip

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




kazil posted:

Stadium bananas are too expensive to just waste the peels like that

It's one banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

fsif posted:

What if he was eating a banana and carelessly discarded the peel on the ground? You all think this is funny? Is this all a joke to you?

Okay guy

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Alaois posted:

sauce gardner is going to intercept that man 4 times

Be careful. It's spiiiicyyyyyy

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Doltos posted:

Okay guy

Why aren't you taking this seriously, someone could have been hurt

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

People who do that sort of ‘look-at-me’ stunt tend to be obnoxious pricks and I’m not sad that he got banned from the Linc, but it’s also not worth pearl-clutching over.

e: remove the part about being banned from the stadium and this post can also apply to Russ’ new video

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

“I have nothing else that makes me feel alive.”

https://twitter.com/gregauman/statu...s1_c10&ref_url=

God bless

Best news I've read all day. Keep being the shining beacon guiding football to a better place Tom.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I hope Tom keeps playing long enough to get cut and go unsigned after numerous team visits.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I hope Tom keeps playing long enough to get cut and go unsigned after numerous team visits.

Exactly. It’s not enough that he retire. He must suffer.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I think Sauce Gardner is a fun defender and I don’t care who knows it!

How has the other highly drafted cb, Houston’s Derek Stingley, looked so far?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
To be honest Brady ending his career a broken man is the funniest outcome considering he could have went out at the literal top

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I hope Tom keeps playing long enough to get cut and go unsigned after numerous team visits.

Going to be hilarious when he signs on with someone as a backup QB and then he wins his 10th ring as a backup.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

CharlestheHammer posted:

To be honest Brady ending his career a broken man is the funniest outcome considering he could have went out at the literal top

:hmmyes:

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Excited for Brady to lead the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the XFL3 in like 2032. He can still go and someone is going to give him another chance.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Tom Brady hollowing out while clutching his precious is the happy ending we all need.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Russ is so infuriating because of how fake he is. Brady is a hyper-competitive football nutjob, Rodgers is a bitter wannabe hippie, but at least they embrace how lovely they are. Russ tries way too hard to be likable, and that's what makes him so unlikable. He was fine when he could make some baller-rear end plays, but now that he sucks at football, he has nothing to offer to society as a human being. His persona is so manufactured that there's nothing to like, because there's nothing there at all.

Russell Wilson isn't a human being, he is an empty vessel filled with marketing cliches and football prowess.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I miss Philip Rivers.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Russ Wilson's personality was manufactured by a focus group where nobody showed up.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Someone is getting paid a lotta money to come up with these.

https://twitter.com/ZackBlatt/status/1583081040725258242

This has got to be a Meghan McCain hairstylist/wardrobe situation where they very clearly hated her and she was too naive to realize it.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I think Sauce Gardner is a fun defender and I don’t care who knows it!

How has the other highly drafted cb, Houston’s Derek Stingley, looked so far?

He's missed one tackle so far this year and made 24 of them. That's....pretty good.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


FizFashizzle posted:

This has got to be a Meghan McCain hairstylist/wardrobe situation where they very clearly hated her and she was too naive to realize it.
That was my first thought exactly

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Edward Mass posted:

He's missed one tackle so far this year and made 24 of them. That's....pretty good.

I’m proud of him.

Coming back from that foot injury and doing his best :)

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Russ Wilson: "Babe, you wouldn't believe it: I had a dream where I was flying!
I woke up and notified the FAA immediately."

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Reasonably sure Subway is intentionally leaning into the dumb awkwardness now but it’s only making it more annoying.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

ozymandius1024 posted:

At least Russ plays with grass on the field.
good lord

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

a neat cape posted:

I miss Philip Rivers.

There are times I wonder what life would have been like if Jay Cutler never got traded and we got treated to year after year of the goofiest QB rivalry in the league

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

life would suck rear end!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Reasonably sure Subway is intentionally leaning into the dumb awkwardness now but it’s only making it more annoying.

Definitely. Doubling down and hoping it all works out somehow

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Charley Trippi died at 100.

He was on the 1947 Cardinals NFL championship team and was later named to the Hall of Fame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErk9oltwGc

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I think Sauce Gardner is a fun defender and I don’t care who knows it!

How has the other highly drafted cb, Houston’s Derek Stingley, looked so far?

He’s been good!

https://mobile.twitter.com/nate_tice/status/1569045692764782592

https://mobile.twitter.com/NFLRookieWatxh/status/1571613661398982657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://www.nfl.com/videos/stingley-climbs-ladder-for-key-pbu-on-lawrence-s-deep-ball

He’s got five pbus, and int and a sack.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Awesome year for DBs in general so many teams made out great

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


RC and Moon Pie posted:

Charley Trippi died at 100.

He was on the 1947 Cardinals NFL championship team and was later named to the Hall of Fame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErk9oltwGc

Now that's a formation that will put hair on your chest


lol at the video highlight that follows, though, like half the opposing team either slowly jogs at him, or falls over

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Doltos posted:

Awesome year for DBs in general so many teams made out great

I was very happy with McDuffie before he hurt himself he's a cover machine

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