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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
He's also humming. It's like an advanced improvised kazoo technique.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rjh6s3oFHf1r0uzl6.mp4

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Dudes rock

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I was looking for perfect place to post this but I think this is pretty bad rear end animal

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1580881883193229312?s=20&t=o_Y8RvM_KK0VISnxgUjtWQ

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I was looking for perfect place to post this but I think this is pretty bad rear end animal

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1580881883193229312?s=20&t=o_Y8RvM_KK0VISnxgUjtWQ

The tale of the short-faced bear. Lost his penis and went extinct. Stronger than four hipsters. Quite succinct

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Seems pretty tall to me

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
A bear walks into a bar and the bartender asks

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

HAmbONE posted:

The tale of the short-faced bear. Lost his penis and went extinct. Stronger than four hipsters. Quite succinct

:golfclap:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

HAmbONE posted:

The tale of the short-faced bear. Lost his penis and went extinct. Stronger than four hipsters. Quite succinct

I think that one's a girl bear

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I was looking for perfect place to post this but I think this is pretty bad rear end animal

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1580881883193229312?s=20&t=o_Y8RvM_KK0VISnxgUjtWQ

They went extinct due to embarrassment , they were constantly losing face.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


North American Short Faced Bear is measured in kilograms get the gently caress outta here

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Notice how it got extinct way before the assholes Europeans with their imperial measurements got to America.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I feel like the hipsters should stand another 30 feet back so it looks even bigger

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

What makes them hipsters? Is it just that they're not wearing jorts?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

drat hipsters and their light hiking clothes, where did they find that statue anyway? a forest?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Here's a non-hipster standing in front of it. :v:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Blue Footed Booby posted:

What makes them hipsters? Is it just that they're not wearing jorts?

"I don't like how they look" is usually the answer.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Most badass caterpillar

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1581215592136130560?s=20&t=JTm39KygzWIIkl0pMzPVeg

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dxt posted:

Badass of the year award:

https://twitter.com/GriffinMalone6/status/1581343212874014720

The text of the speech

quote:

“I feel like I did what anyone would have done with a little bit of training that they have, that I have. I’m a certified firearms instructor, work in a high school in Minneapolis, dad and husband, and a wonderful community member. That day, nine of your squad cars raced past us as I was flagging them down (was said in the letter you sent me), and that was a potential of 18 people. 18 people could have stopped to preserve life, but 18 people chose to go to a potential threat, and I recognize the man had a pistol and we didn’t know what he was doing. I do appreciate the recognition. I won’t keep this stuff. This will go to my mom, this will probably go to my son because I am very uncomfortable being here with you guys. I do not rock with the police, but I do appreciate you giving me the opportunity to say these things. I just want folks to know they don’t keep us safe. We keep us safe. Riots work. Thank you.”

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:acab::nsavince::acab:

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Wow

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Fuckin king. Holy poo poo

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

What makes them hipsters? Is it just that they're not wearing jorts?

I don't know the other guy called them that and I didn't bother to fight it

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Most badass caterpillar


When he said, "the best caterpillar in the world," I was like, "steady on, lad," but lo and be-loving-hold !

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




My man.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I salute him, but I'm afraid of a police response to him because of it (not that I think he shouldn't have said it).

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Samovar posted:

I salute him, but I'm afraid of a police response to him because of it (not that I think he shouldn't have said it).

Yup, he's toast. But 100% right

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/BrianRoemmele/status/1582172318100398080

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




holy moly

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Not remotely thaaaat fast, but….

My wife and I are in Italy. Was on a train doing around 300 Km/hr today. Head up to window checking the scenery. I was also facing backwards and unable to see that we were about to pass another train going in the opposite direction. No idea how fast they were going but JFC when a train zips past your window like that and you don’t see it coming? My startled yelp was apparently amusing to the locals that saw it.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Jesus I'd want eye protection on to be standing around that station.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Its fake, sped up like 5x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BeYCj2KolE

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

lmao

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Now set your YouTube playback to 2x and witness real speed!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Bullet train sucked me off the platform?!?!?!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You know what? The original unedited train is still really fuckin fast. imo

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
I remember this gif but it was an eagle

https://i.imgur.com/iLUqcjl.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Cats always act like they totally meant to do that whenever they wipe out.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I’m shocked either of them survived the fall

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I’m shocked either of them survived the fall

it was them surviving the impact that impressed me.

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