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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Samovar posted:

All we're saying is give peas a chance.
Oh peas give me a break.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

FFT posted:

Hm. One ring.

Gfdi, now I am trying to work the lotr one ring inscription into goatse

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Jyrraeth posted:



Don't know if this is strawberry or brain hemoragge flavour.

The ultimate haemorrhoid cushion.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
https://twitter.com/arkansasfred/status/1583163534145630208?s=61&t=-imM1CnPfGertYVDS9P0XQ

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


This looks like something an alien would be doing in a kiosk on a space station commercial promenade.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/haltercroptop/status/1582848657274986496

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

sorry not hungry

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Good 'n' juicy

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Yeah I'm OK with the peas but penne pasta? Gtfo.

What the gently caress?? What's wrong with penne??

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




Why is everything dripping?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



needo the greedo

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Zipperelli. posted:

What the gently caress?? What's wrong with penne??

As a base for macaroni and cheese? Immediate sacrilege, like pineapple on pizza, or fairy bread.

With pesto and chicken? Fine.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Penne is the universal pasta.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Pasta shapes are almost completely interchangeable. The one thing more insane to have a strong opinion on than coke/pepsi.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

I think that's carrots on the left so it's a bag of frozen peas and carrots. I actually wonder if it's even really Mac and cheese or if there's other stuff hiding in there and it's a casserole or something

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







Maybe it's just me, but at first glance, this looked like some kind of wildly overcooked paté, which is oozing meat juices.
It's actually supposed to be "chocolate mud pie with oozing cheat’s caramel sauce"
It still looks really overcooked :colbert:

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


It looks like a dry but leaky brownie. The caramel sauce probably compensates for the dryness of the pie(? cake?).

What I'm saying is I'm not too proud to shove that into my gullet.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pookah posted:



Maybe it's just me, but at first glance, this looked like some kind of wildly overcooked paté, which is oozing meat juices.
It's actually supposed to be "chocolate mud pie with oozing cheat’s caramel sauce"
It still looks really overcooked :colbert:

The lighting isn’t doing it any favors. Looks flourless may be?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think that's carrots on the left so it's a bag of frozen peas and carrots. I actually wonder if it's even really Mac and cheese or if there's other stuff hiding in there and it's a casserole or something

I can’t get over like two pages worth of goons defending peas in Mac and cheese. There’s clearly some form of mass hysteria infecting this thread.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Cartoon Man posted:

I can’t get over like two pages worth of goons defending peas in Mac and cheese. There’s clearly some form of mass hysteria infecting this thread.

adding cheap poo poo to Mac and cheese is a staple of being poor as gently caress so I think it's lame to complain about that but it being penne does make it kinda strange

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bacon, ham, chicken, hotdogs? Absolutely.

Peas? I don’t know why but it makes me ill thinking about tasting that.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Porfiriato posted:

It looks like a dry but leaky brownie.

This is why you have to let your brownie rest before slicing it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the added sound effects really make this one
https://i.imgur.com/NCgycdh.mp4

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Penne pasta is just fine for Mac and cheese you dweebs.

The striations and the tubular center allow it to hold more cheesy goodness, as opposed to elbow noodles that can't.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AARD VARKMAN posted:

the added sound effects really make this one
https://i.imgur.com/NCgycdh.mp4

woop woop woop woop sproiii-oi-oi-oing Bozo the Clown pops out of trap door in the table and slams a pie pan full of molten cheese and tomato sauce full force into my face. it is delicious and no one can hear my screams.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zipperelli. posted:

Penne pasta is just fine for Mac and cheese you dweebs.

The striations and the tubular center allow it to hold more cheesy goodness, as opposed to elbow noodles that can't.

Also: When it comes to pasta and sauces, if you can, make sure to spend the extra $1 and get the pasta that was made with a brass mold to get the extra texture on the surface for sauce to stick to.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Cavatappi is objectively the best shape for mac and cheese, but clearly goons aren't ready for that discussion yet :colbert:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zipperelli. posted:

Cavatappi is objectively the best shape for mac and cheese, but clearly goons aren't ready for that discussion yet :colbert:

Broke: Cavatappi and cheese
Woke: Bucatini and cheese

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Iron Crowned posted:

Broke: Cavatappi and cheese
Woke: Bucatini and cheese

Chaos option: Farfalle and cheese

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Mymla posted:

Pasta shapes are almost completely interchangeable.
Siri make an entire country angry in six words

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Zero_Grade posted:

Siri make an entire country angry in six words

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Chaos option: Farfalle and cheese

Absolutely not, farfalle is for pasta salad

(the real best option is shells)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The best pasta shape is clearly Kraft Super Mario :colbert:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The best option is obviously lasagna noodles

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A bowl of cheddar sauce with a tablespoon of orzo/acini di pepe mixed in

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Mymla posted:

Pasta shapes are almost completely interchangeable. The one thing more insane to have a strong opinion on than coke/pepsi.

no

Zipperelli. posted:

Cavatappi is objectively the best shape for mac and cheese, but clearly goons aren't ready for that discussion yet :colbert:

You have my sword. I'm also partial to something like conchiglie or gomiti.

Cartoon Man posted:

I can’t get over like two pages worth of goons defending peas in Mac and cheese. There’s clearly some form of mass hysteria infecting this thread.

Cartoon Man posted:

Peas? I don’t know why but it makes me ill thinking about tasting that.

Feeling ill over a vegetable as innocuous as peas means that you are actually in fact the goon, good sire

steinrokkan posted:

Penne is the universal pasta.

penne sucks for most applications, I'd much rather have fusilli as the universal pasta. getting a fork full of penne is much less satisfying than fusilli or anything with more texture and shape to it.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Iron Crowned posted:

Also: When it comes to pasta and sauces, if you can, make sure to spend the extra $1 and get the pasta that was made with a brass mold to get the extra texture on the surface for sauce to stick to.

Bronze, not brass :science:

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shooting Blanks posted:

Bronze, not brass :science:

I was close! They're not copper alloys!

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