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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
In Australia all the highways are named

There's a Bruce Highway

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



All freeways should be named, 101, 210, 405, etc, it's all lazy. I want good highway names like "Congestion," "Avoid" and "Probably an Accident Slowing poo poo down" freeways.

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

sigher posted:

All freeways should be named, 101, 210, 405, etc, it's all lazy. I want good highway names like "Congestion," "Avoid" and "Probably an Accident Slowing poo poo down" freeways.

So, the 5, the 5, and, uh, the 5?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


EoinCannon posted:

In Australia all the highways are named

There's a Bruce Highway

And it fucken sucks.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled
Talking about signage in different countries. I was recently in a meeting in Germany, and one of the participants (US older gentleman) did not have any idea what this sign means:


I know all signs are usually spelled out in US, but is this truly the case for "average" driver, or was the guy just old? Thinking that there would be no barrier for him to rent a car in Germany and just drive around with no idea what the signs mean. The one above is quite harmless (well, you get towed or fined), but if the same stands for some more critical signs, it might not be so nice.. Some of the signs (e.g. stop signs, etc) have the same shape, and often even same text, but not all.

Does a US (or other non EU) driver recognise e.g. these ones?

(this might be more common in Finland)

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Letmebefrank posted:

(this might be more common in Finland)



As a Brit I guess I count as non-EU. I've no idea what those are.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

My guesses was "no entry" followed by "no parking" for the first, then
No idea, maybe a railway crossing?
"Do not yield (you have right of way!)"
Literally meaningless.


edit: am in NZ
Lotsa cultural assumptions in our signs. I'd bet ya a buck that even a basic arrow would be unrecognizable to a amazon tribe that uses bows daily.

Serephina fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Oct 21, 2022

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Letmebefrank posted:

Does a US (or other non EU) driver recognise e.g. these ones?

Not even a little. Signage in the US is very straightforward and often text-based - as long as you know Speed Limit (white rectangle), Stop (red octagon), No Entry (red circle with white line), Yield (yellow triangle), and Caution (yellow diamond), everything else just spells out what it's for. No Parking, No U-Turn, and other similar things are in english rather than graphic.

Kith fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Oct 21, 2022

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



Serephina posted:


"Do not yield (you have right of way!)"


Yikes! Please do not drive in the EU :ohdear:

No vehicles allowed in either direction.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Wrong sign, was referring to the triangle one. Triangles are ost commonly used for yield signs here. So "(do not) yield", literally.

There is a reason why driving licenses exist, lol. I still can't quite wrap my head around why foreign licenses are accepted w/o any testing, seems like a disaster.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Letmebefrank posted:

Talking about signage in different countries. I was recently in a meeting in Germany, and one of the participants (US older gentleman) did not have any idea what this sign means:


I know all signs are usually spelled out in US, but is this truly the case for "average" driver, or was the guy just old? Thinking that there would be no barrier for him to rent a car in Germany and just drive around with no idea what the signs mean. The one above is quite harmless (well, you get towed or fined), but if the same stands for some more critical signs, it might not be so nice.. Some of the signs (e.g. stop signs, etc) have the same shape, and often even same text, but not all.

Does a US (or other non EU) driver recognise e.g. these ones?

(this might be more common in Finland)



Those are Vienna convention standards which are pretty widely adopted especially in Europe/former :ussr: and elsewhere outside of China & our special anglo friends



The green & yellow is signed/ratified.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Letmebefrank posted:

Talking about signage in different countries. I was recently in a meeting in Germany, and one of the participants (US older gentleman) did not have any idea what this sign means:


I teach Americans how to drive here in Sweden, and, no, it's not reasonable to expect an American to understand your EU signs offhand. It's one of the biggest parts of the process.

If you have a non EU license here, you have to go through the DL process from the very beginning, but certain US states and certain German states have reciprocity.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
Now we have all determined that no, people who live outside the EU cannot psychically determine the meaning of arbitrary coloured signs, would someone post the answers or do I have to reverse image search them?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Sure


End of do not yield area (without the black bar it is the start of don't yield zone)
Warning of a hazardous crossroads (triangle signs are warnings)
No motor vehicles

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

Letmebefrank posted:



No parking

(this might be more common in Finland)
End of right-a-way (privileged road with right a way in any crossings)


Dangerous crossing (e.g. the crossing road is not very visible)


No vehicles allowed

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



No parking.



End of priority road: Right hand rules applies again. You have to yield when entering a priority road.



Road crossing ahead. This is used when a crossing is hidden from view or unexpected.



No vehicles allowed on this road in any direction.

e: welp

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


japan uses that no parking sign and has this one



for absolutely no stopping (like for loading/unloading) at all. the rest were a mystery to me

Darryl Lict
Mar 17, 2009
I grew up in L.A. and I'm so old that I remember when the 5 was being built up the central valley and we used to take the 99 which had a ton of stoplights. Back then we referred to the various freeways by their names. The 5 was the Golden State Freeway. The 405 was the San Diego Freeway. The 170 was the Hollywood Freeway. The 10 was the Santa Monica Freeway. The 1 was PCH, or the Pacific Coast Highway. Of course, some of them retain their names, the PCH in particular.

Now, my theory is why we use the "The" when refering to our freeways is that there are so many loving many of them. The "The" is a convenient spacer to clarify the changing between freeways. For example, I'm going from Calabasas to Sylmar. I'm taking the 101 to the the 405 to the 210. Using that idiotic NorCal nomenclature I would say I'm taking 101 to 405 to 210 which sounds like one oh one to four oh five to two ten. Or I'm taking one oh one two four oh five two two ten.

The Californians!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCer2e0t8r8

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Letmebefrank posted:




Stay out of the pool / do not use the well.



censored

Warning, you cannot solve the equation by first solving for X. Try using substitution or another technique, then solve.

Master Card is accepted here.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
The last one is Homer Simpson swimming in the Red Sea as seen from above, actually.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Kith posted:

Not even a little. Signage in the US is very straightforward and often text-based - as long as you know Speed Limit (white rectangle), Stop (red octagon), No Entry (red circle with white line), Yield (yellow triangle), and Caution (yellow diamond), everything else just spells out what it's for. No Parking, No U-Turn, and other similar things are in english rather than graphic.

What makes me giggle here in the US is it not really having roundabouts, so when I come across one, it has yeild signs, do not enter signs, one way signs, and pictures of where you can enter and exit. The one I use on my way to work has two lanes, so it has a sign showing which exit you can use with each lane.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

This is amazing environmental storytelling

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Uthor posted:

What makes me giggle here in the US is it not really having roundabouts, so when I come across one, it has yeild signs, do not enter signs, one way signs, and pictures of where you can enter and exit. The one I use on my way to work has two lanes, so it has a sign showing which exit you can use with each lane.

to be american is to perpetually live in desperate confusion

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



Oooof

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com

I will say, this took me a moment to put together.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Bone_Enterprise posted:

I will say, this took me a moment to put together.

That Jiffy Lube should have taken a moment to put it together too.

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com

Robobot posted:

That Jiffy Lube should have taken a moment to put it together too.

Well I guess if anything, something did get done in a Jiffy.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
In southern Ontario, I don't know about everywhere else, but lets face it, everywhere else DOESN"T MATTER.
When referring to 400 series highways, it "The 401", "The 427" "The 115" "The 420" (smoke treez erry day yo!).
Even though the 115 isn't a 400 series, its a controlled access divided highway, and that might be also why its referred to as "the".

Smaller highways and coincidentally those that have only two or less numbers in their designation are referred to as "Highway X"
So, Highway 7, Highway 12, Highway 20 and so on.

And for thems of y'all what ain't be knowing, the QEW's 400 series number is Highway 451.

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012



ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

axolotl farmer posted:



Road crossing ahead. This is used when a crossing is hidden from view or unexpected.

This one is double fun when priorité a la droite gets involved

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lol at "Mechanic at jiffy lube.

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

mobby_6kl posted:

Those are Vienna convention standards which are pretty widely adopted especially in Europe/former :ussr: and elsewhere outside of China & our special anglo friends



The green & yellow is signed/ratified.

The Chinese seem to be very close though..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_signs_in_China

I had not even thought that these were somehow weird in anywhere. Just somehow surprising as they are so deeply ingrained.

I wonder if the text-basedness of US signs cause any issues for immigrants. The Vienna signs seem to be particularly designed to avoid cultural or language expectations.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Letmebefrank posted:

I wonder if the text-basedness of US signs cause any issues for immigrants.

Many things in US are designed specifically to gently caress with immigrants on purpose, hth

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks...

wesleywillis posted:

Lol at "Mechanic at jiffy lube.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Letmebefrank posted:

The Chinese seem to be very close though..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_signs_in_China

I had not even thought that these were somehow weird in anywhere. Just somehow surprising as they are so deeply ingrained.

I wonder if the text-basedness of US signs cause any issues for immigrants. The Vienna signs seem to be particularly designed to avoid cultural or language expectations.

The big majority of US road signs aren't text only, they just have text incorporated into them or they'll have a text box underneath. Like I'll often see a no U-turn sign but with "NO U-TURN" underneath. Or for example do not enter has text inside a red circle but it's still pictographic if you don't read the text.

One exception is the no passing sign, but its shape is distinct so it's still pretty easy to spot if you study the shapes. That and road construction signs, but those are more graphic and the important stuff like merging lanes will have a pictographic sign.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
There's all kinds of neat stuff that's useful with interstate numbers. Even numbers go east to west and odd numbers go north south. If its a three digit interstate, I think if the first number is even, it connects back up to the primary interstate, but if it's odd it does not. Something like that. Also, mile markers run one direction (they count up from west to east, can't remember north/south).

That stuff used to be useful when driving cross country without gps or even google maps, just a trucker's atlas.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I went looking at some local Jiffy Lubes and found a distressing amount of oil trails and puddles on the exit lanes.



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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



What, do you all not create motor oil warding lines around your auto shop to keep gearheads away?

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