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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Pham Nuwen posted:

the soviets just used a hammer

Easier said than done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_lW_w6QxV0

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Phanatic posted:

Easier said than done.

Obviously you also need a sickle, duh.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


statim posted:

Best one is the 'Deer crossing sign' you see that it means Capybaras

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Pham Nuwen posted:

the soviets just used a hammer

checks out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L91_K-s4pMM

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

using a hammer with a flat face kinda works against you what with the spreading the force over a larger area

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The mechanic under the car was distracted by the person inside the cars boobs?

Man, those have gotta be some wild rear end boobs.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol Hit after Hit after Hit after Hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ZSDiEJruI

The gas cylinder is my favourite

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
You don't usually stay in the car while they jack it for an oil change

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


ILL Machina posted:

You don't usually stay in the car while they jack it for an oil change

At most jiffy lubes you drive in over a pit where the person in charge of drain plugs is. You don't usually leave the car.

If your mechanic has been asking you to leave so he can jack it, that's an entirely different thing.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Powershift posted:

If your mechanic has been asking you to leave so he can jack it, that's an entirely different thing.

If he asks if you can stay while he jacks it, you may have the same problem as this lady.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Yeah, all them quick lube places have pits you drive over. Its faster than driving a car in, putting it up on a hoist and then changing it.
You have one guy down in the pit, another guy up top. Thats how they can do it in 10-15 minutes.

God, could you imagine some of the people working in those places putting cars up on a lift?

Even a drive up lift would be disastrous with some of them.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

wesleywillis posted:

Yeah, all them quick lube places have pits you drive over. Its faster than driving a car in, putting it up on a hoist and then changing it.
You have one guy down in the pit, another guy up top. Thats how they can do it in 10-15 minutes.

God, could you imagine some of the people working in those places putting cars up on a lift?

Even a drive up lift would be disastrous with some of them.

Maybe the guy up top has a boob seeking go-pro with a live video feed in the pit

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
It's surprisingly aggravating breaking a window with blunt force. This is why you steal a spark plug, hit it with your blunt instrument, pick up the ceramic, and go ham throwing it at the window. SMDH have you all even stolen a catalytic converter before.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

zedprime posted:

Pedestrian crossing zone - no parking or overtaking and use caution approaching. Comes in white normal and yellow highest attention flavors. There's a traffic safety school of thought that thinks zigzag median or edge lines confuse the eye to make you go slower since its not continuous and breaks up your line of sight or something.

yeah, traffic calming - the idea is to put obstacles that seem to be jutting into the road, or markings that are intrusive into the road, or reducing visibility etc. to make drivers slow down. it works pretty well

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Yanks have drive through oil change places? Crivens.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine you were at my station
And you brought your motor to me
You're a burner, yeah, a real motor car

Said you wanna get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do, y'know, lucky for you

Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me?
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank, made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearings melt from the heat
Oh, yeah-yeah!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

ili posted:

Yanks have drive through oil change places? Crivens.

yeah that's why they're all named 'jiffy lube' or 'kwik oil change' or 'fast lane oil change' or whatever, at a good place you don't even have to slow down, you just pass through once for them to stick a can of oil in the top and pull the the oil drain cap off the bottom (using this neat little braided cable), then you loop around the building at speed while the bad oil dribbles out, then on the second pass they reattach the cap and swipe the empty can off the top. Takes about fifty seconds, less if you really floor it.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


ili posted:

Yanks have drive through oil change places? Crivens.

The UK could have had them too, but

https://i.imgur.com/iMDRx9o.mp4

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Powershift posted:

The UK could have had them too, but


The Robin is the funniest car ever.

https://i.imgur.com/ZMOhZEF.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




ili posted:

Yanks have drive through oil change places? Crivens.

We have drive through liquor stores too.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mister Speaker posted:

The Robin is the funniest car ever.

https://i.imgur.com/ZMOhZEF.mp4

This was fun in Forza 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4mjFJvA28

Not easy to take a corner and keep all three wheels planted.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLBx6RwiY7I&t=180s

I’m posting this mostly for the welding, but the engine lift is also pretty good. Starts at three minutes.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/9fN6ohI.mp4

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


This is how they get them to fit in the little pots, and nothing will persuade me otherwise :colbert:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

I was waiting for the coil of fiber to come up with the blade

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/wDkUUd8.mp4

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!



I'm sure if I tried doing that I'd spray way too much foam and destroy the box.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/7q03ShC.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

senrath posted:

I'm sure if I tried doing that I'd spray way too much foam and destroy the box.

That’s why you buy the machine that dispenses the proper amount per bag.

https://i.imgur.com/BkTqNmk.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

could have just used magnets and a rope tho

Log082
Nov 8, 2008



me, in black and white:

"There has to be a better way!"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/AmoZCaT.mp4

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Armless man from Arrested Development to screaming Bluths: "And THAT's why you ALWAYS wear your PPE!"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I wonder if the owners had a trashbag or two of gasoline in the back.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I wonder if the owners had a trashbag or two of gasoline in the back.

Plastic gas tank melted

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The mechanic under the car was distracted by the person inside the cars boobs?

Man, those have gotta be some wild rear end boobs.

One hanging out the driver side and the other on the passenger side....

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

sigher posted:

Can a science man tell me how this works?

when glass is made it's infused with fire spirits in order to melt it, and when it solidifies they are trapped inside. by slicing an opening and introducing water, an irritant to their kind, they explode into action and burst from their glassy prison

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Upsidads posted:

I learned to navigate Chicago solely on what side of Sears tower I can see and wether I'm in a lake or not

I just wanted to thank you for calling it by its proper name.

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Zakrello posted:

ummmmmmmmmmmm

how about dispose it

Y'all just don't understand. You have to go to the register to get the armguard to prevent theft. It's like removing the seat from a bicycle.

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