NFL Week 7 News/Views: Let Russ (be) Cook(ed)

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Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

darkforce898 posted:

I'm starting to think some of you have not watched the 49ers this year so I'm going to give my observations.

Lance going down absolutely was not better for them this year. With Garopollo the defense doesn't need to worry about runs and it makes it harder for other players to get open.

Garopollo has been playing fine. The offense is 100% YAC. CMC is pretty good at that. Jimmy G is pretty good at picking the correct target.

They have been trying for years to find an RB. Right now Mitchell is on IR and he is fine but injured, nothing special but he is fast. Price could be good. Everyone else is just guys.

CMC should see less usage that leads to injuries. They shouldn't be running him straight up the middle. Cool scenario is you are going to get lots of motion where deebo and CMC switch places and sides and leave kittle and aiyuk 1on1

Stop overvaluing draft picks, 75% of them don't pan out. And stop caring about salary as well. It will be restructured and the cap will just go up.

Good teams have good players. Getting good players is always good.

I�m not sure how anyone could have any other impression than this but people are weird about football. It�s clearly a really strong move for the 49ers.

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

This is all gonna be real funny when the niners go like 7-10

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:27

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

CharlestheHammer posted:

This is all gonna be real funny when the niners go like 7-10

still good enough to convincingly win the nfc west

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:30

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

CharlestheHammer posted:

This is all gonna be real funny when the niners go like 7-10

And still win the division

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:30

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1583857713142194177?t=9vcuNm3U7QCLoaRjuBCnQw&s=19

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:33

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1583858742231437312?s=46&t=DsCuCpeG4HhswqNEUmJzZQ

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:41

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

let's ~~ride~~ grip it and ryp it

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:41

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1583858742231437312?s=46&t=DsCuCpeG4HhswqNEUmJzZQ

What a hilarious way to have to word an injury tweet lol

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:42

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

C'mon can't say that it would be too dangerous for him to play?

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:46

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fsif posted:

What a hilarious way to have to word an injury tweet lol

Wilson's agent is too wordy.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:46

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

fsif posted:

What a hilarious way to have to word an injury tweet lol

approved by Mr. ~~Editor~~ Unlimited himself!

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:54

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Wilson benched himself and is counting on The Rypper to look like garbage so Wilson looks better when he plays again? Is that what's happening?

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:55

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

lol Wilson got benched by Subway and the Broncos in the same week

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:56

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Wonder if Schefter found that out before Hackett did.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:59

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

The 9-time Pro Bowl quarterback, who is being treated very, VERY unfairly by his coach,

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:01

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Woozie66 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1583857713142194177?t=9vcuNm3U7QCLoaRjuBCnQw&s=19

*sigh*

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:01

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

The 9-time Pro Bowl quarterback, who is being treated very, VERY unfairly by his coach,

More and more people are saying, I�ve noticed.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:01

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

But careful...the QB situation in Denver is spiiiiiiiicyyyy

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:02

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

This week is really shaping up to be some record setting dogshit QB play

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:08

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Hot Diggity! posted:

But careful...the QB situation in Denver is spiiiiiiiicyyyy

Put it in the vault, and lock the door

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:16

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

you ever notice ben cleveland never plays against the browns? go ahead and check the records. there's something weird going on

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:19

Cognac McCarthy: Oct 5, 2008; It's a man's game, but boys will play

kazil posted:

This week is really shaping up to be some record setting dogshit QB play

That's because Kirk Cousins, future hall of famer, is on a bye week

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:20

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:24

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Cognac McCarthy posted:

That's because Kirk Cousins, future hall of famer, is on a bye week

I...like that?

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:24

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

kazil posted:

This season is really shaping up to be some record setting dogshit QB play

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:34

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kazil posted:

This week is really shaping up to be some record setting dogshit QB play

And then, Justin Herbert vs Geno

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:36

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Amy Pole Her posted:

One had 1 INT
One had 2 TDs and 1 INT
I dunno man I�d probably go with the guy who scored. Twice. Versus the dude who didn�t.

lovely hot takes probably aren't going to will a top 10 draft pick into existence for the Dolphins my dude

Cavauro posted:

you ever notice ben cleveland never plays against the browns? go ahead and check the records. there's something weird going on

This is the kind of conspiracy theory I can get behind. What are your thoughts Cav?

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:43

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1583858742231437312?s=46&t=DsCuCpeG4HhswqNEUmJzZQ

His last start was in 2020 against the, get this, New York Jets.

Edit: 19/31, 2 tds, 3 ints

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:46

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

MakaVillian posted:

lovely hot takes probably aren't going to will a top 10 draft pick into existence for the Dolphins my dude

This is the kind of conspiracy theory I can get behind. What are your thoughts Cav?

one thing's for sure. there's something weird going on

# ? Oct 22, 2022 18:51

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Can you really trust "Cav" to not be in on this Cleveland conspiracy??

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:10

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Woozie66 posted:

Can you really trust "Cav" to not be in on this Cleveland conspiracy??

yes

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I can't believe Russell Wilson is getting benched.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:38

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Steve Marriuci (sp?) walked by me at Lake Tahoe once

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:49

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1583858742231437312?s=46&t=DsCuCpeG4HhswqNEUmJzZQ

all I want for christmas is for a 4td/0 int performance from a rypien (is that Mark Rypein's son or some poo poo?) and a massive QB controversy in denver.

please lord, you owe us for covid

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:59

syzpid: Aug 9, 2014

adaz posted:

all I want for christmas is for a 4td/0 int performance from a rypien (is that Mark Rypein's son or some poo poo?) and a massive QB controversy in denver.

please lord, you owe us for covid

Cousin, and he threw 3 INTs against a worse Jets Defense. So I wouldn't expect them to throw anything near Sauce.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:10

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

MakaVillian posted:

lovely hot takes probably aren't going to will a top 10 draft pick into existence for the Dolphins my dude

How on earth is saying �Justin Fields outperformed Trey in the same conditions� a hot take when the dude threw for two touchdowns compared to zero?

Lance still has to show *anything*. Not saying he can�t but clearly Fields was the better QB that day, your feelings aside

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 22, 2022

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:22

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Andy, Andy
When will the Red Rifle appear?
Andy, Andy
With your brand new ginger beard?
When the call is 4th and goal
And the ball gets overthrown
You can't say you didn't try
Andy, Annndeeyy
Now the Saints are two and five

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:31

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

You all know fields and Lance can both be garbage qbs that will never even reach backup ability, right?

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:37

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1583903015400255488?s=20&t=7LmXvMbhsV-GGNnqA2o1Tw

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:57

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Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

Why do the eagles need Brian Burns don't they already have like five good edge rushers

# ? Oct 22, 2022 21:01

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