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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Might want to spoiler tag that pussy

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Anna_hildebrant/status/1582452710317490176

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


.... I don't think I Will look up incidents of guys sticking their weenus into an actual clam, I'm afraid of what I'll find.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

By popular demand posted:

.... I don't think I Will look up incidents of guys sticking their weenus into an actual clam, I'm afraid of what I'll find.

pearls of hard won wisdom

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Cause of death: drowned, following unrelenting clam scrote vise pinch

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:46 on Oct 19, 2022

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

How do you think circumcision was invented?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

don't gently caress the eel

You're not the boss of me! :argh:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i'm sorry ms jackson
don't gently caress the eel

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Scientists only recently figured out exactly where American eels go to reproduce, after more than a century of scientific speculation and theorizing: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/10/151027132839.htm

So I'm not saying that anyone should gently caress an eel, but if someone did want to gently caress and eel then we now we know where you'd need to go in order to find an eel which was in the mood for some lovin', thanks to many decades of rigorous and painstaking scientific research

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

RFC2324 posted:

How do you think circumcision was invented?

Hence the name razor clam.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nonsense, clams aren't kosher for this use. Some very disturbed individual had to come up with the idea of doping with wine and then cutting a piece of skin from a baby.
Sleep on this tonight.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh hey that reminds me, i reverted some of your changes on the Silent Hill wiki

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:newlol: that weeks long meltdown really needs to be experienced by everyone.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Oh god, is that the thing with the circumcision edits?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


I never saved the link from last time...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Here’s the insane recap:

https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3373665/3373665/


If you have 30 minutes, there’s this:

https://youtu.be/a7-HrspiKfY

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



(removed)

mod edit: please do not post images that make me have to think about whether or not they have "weird child porn vibes" thanks

Sorry about that; I know this kid and the family, it never occurred to me.

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 02:18 on Oct 21, 2022

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


the vibes on an image like this in a thread like this are really hosed, maybe rethink your post

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Excuse me I think you meant to post this in this thread.

Nice jugs lol

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I'm the yonic void.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I heard there was a fire there and all the men died.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


for some reason every time I go here the swimming pool is empty and dry, 0/5 stars

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

bike tory posted:

for some reason every time I go here the swimming pool is empty and dry, 0/5 stars

Mr. Shapiro! I hate your work!

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


Nice if them to label the clitoris, the urethra, and the vaginal opening. It's very important to know where each of those are

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Labe l

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Trinity Inlet isn't a terrible porn name.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.



Discrete packaging, my rear end!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Always move toward the evacuation point, never away.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I found the vagina hotel by google map searching trinity inlet. It’s in Australia.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cartoon Man posted:

I found the vagina hotel by google map searching trinity inlet. It’s in Australia.


Looks like a nice place to eat out.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cartoon Man posted:

I found the vagina hotel by google map searching trinity inlet. It’s in Australia.


Something something going down under OK I'm going to go take a walk.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Splicer posted:

Something something going down under OK I'm going to go take a walk.

I wish I could create a top 10 thread title this effortlessly

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

The Thing remake lookin’ good.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

experienceBeej posted:

The Thing remake lookin’ good.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Cartoon Man posted:

I found the vagina hotel by google map searching trinity inlet. It’s in Australia.



oval office Hotel mate

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just wait, it will get bigger!

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

https://twitter.com/TKingMode/status/1583954296009216000?t=v3izKI9EjavcjH_GH6Vyag&s=19

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

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