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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Grognan posted:

can't wait for that name to be etched on the goon psyche like granos

Call the police.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Their rap sheet leaves me with questions, the type of questions I don't need answered.
:stonkhat:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
i went to my grandpas house a few years back, he had a lot of old lathes and mills and poo poo. we cracked a pbr and shot the poo poo for awhile, then he wanted to try and teach me how to use this ancient mig welder from god knows when. actually worked pretty good, even though there was damage on the electrical leads.

we moved on to the real prize though, an old warner lathe. i think it was from the 40s, but not sure. that was a real treat and i made a note that when the old man kicked the bucket, i wanted this stuff.

it was awesome to spend some time like that with him, but then i saw granos and had to call the police immediately

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I spent some time working with my grandfather in his woodworking shop as a teenage, at the time I found this grating and the place was a goddamn fire trap but I miss spending that time with him.

Never did see hide nor hair of Granos though, MoFo probably knew what I'll do to him.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

By popular demand posted:

I spent some time working with my grandfather in his woodworking shop as a teenage, at the time I found this grating and the place was a goddamn fire trap but I miss spending that time with him.

Never did see hide nor hair of Granos though, MoFo probably knew what I'll do to him.

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME, GRANOS ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

When I was like 15 my grandpa bought a bunch of big workshop tools for me for my birthday. I had no real interest in the stuff, but they all went into our garage anyway (grandpa’s workshop, lol) so I imagine he wasn’t too upset about it. Of course then as an adult I spent a few years working in construction and in retrospect I wondered what happened to all that stuff when he died since the garage got cleared out and the house sold some time later. When I asked my parents it turns out they gave it away to Granos, so I immediately called the police

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If your bike is on smoking or on fire, it might be time to get the gently caress away from it

https://i.imgur.com/S65n56H.mp4

Unless it's by design, of course

https://i.imgur.com/cKIIhJ9.mp4

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

By popular demand posted:

Is there an overabundance of limbs problem around the world, is that why people do this poo poo?

Yeah I mean with four limbs what are you gonna do? We only got one rear end / head per person to waste after all.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Oh neat, I always wondered what was going on behind the MGM logo curtain

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

StarkingBarfish posted:

Oh neat, I always wondered what was going on behind the MGM logo curtain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGSeLaGeo9A

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

mobby_6kl posted:

If your bike is on smoking or on fire, it might be time to get the gently caress away from it

https://i.imgur.com/S65n56H.mp4

Unless it's by design, of course

https://i.imgur.com/cKIIhJ9.mp4

"...The remains of a smoldering JATO-equipped vehicle were found embedded in the side of a cliff in the Arizona desert. "

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


Now THIS time the Roadrunner isn't gonna get away

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://i.imgur.com/9Kh5Q0a.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rk60rxpXgs1uk10e9.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rk59rrUTYY1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rk5bk5Vz4C1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rk5cxjUB2j1r0uzl6.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




You have to pay extra for the faster Platinum service, but the time saved is worth it imo

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


Aaaahahahahaha

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE RID OF ME, MIKE? GUESS AGAIN

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

AzureSkys posted:

Those old steam shovels or excavators made me uneasy as a kid, I think due to watching The Quest aka Frog Dreaming a lot.

You're literally the only other person I've seen who is aware of this movie. It's so weird and for some reason we had a copy that I watched many times as a kid. Unlike you though I loved the shovel at the end.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Still paying off student loans eh?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I am 100 percent convinced these don't do anything but drive around and reinforce to employees that they are very expendable to the walmart corp.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

LifeSunDeath posted:

I am 100 percent convinced these don't do anything but drive around and reinforce to employees that they are very expendable to the walmart corp.

:sad: they didn't put witch hats and skeleton masks on the COBOT arms at work this year, truly a sign that we're about to shut down for good

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/I3ew3tp.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/XgPlBgi.mp4

wesleywillis posted:

Still paying off student loans eh?

I would say "it's a living" but it obviously isn't

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1583256096239517696

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


This makes it sound like the train was at fault which seems unlikely.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

This makes it sound like the train was at fault which seems unlikely.

The train isn't stopping after the collision so it's a hit and run, default fault.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ofuvOuF.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Is there a chance the track could bend?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I hear those things are awfully loud.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Reminds me of this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei6LKHNFpeE

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
e: I am a moron

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



LifeSunDeath posted:

I am 100 percent convinced these don't do anything but drive around and reinforce to employees that they are very expendable to the walmart corp.

What is it even supposed to do, clean the floors? What is this Walmart Zamboni thing?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
It doesn't look like a floor zamboni because it doesn't have the spinny waxer thing on the front

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/vtpQK8O.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/tcsw609.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/NJc2Jx9.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




C'mon, there's got to be a more efficient way to maim your fingers

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

I've seen a video about these guys before. There's a whole science to it, almost. You can see the guy 'reading the rock' to see exactly how it's going to split.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?


It's been a while since I've had such a snap between "heck yeah!" And "OH GOD NO" between two posts

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rk78dlcJi41r0uzl6.mp4

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Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Cartoon Man posted:

[falling dude]

What arrests his fall at the end? Surely it's not just the other guy catching him, the angle is too steep?

Also what is that twine he was using at the start? I need to ask my rock climbing friends wtf is going on here.

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