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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
oh his name actually is matt canada. i thought you guys were making a weird joke about someone

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

We have lost a fascinating amount of players this year.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

achillesforever6 posted:

God what dirt does he have on Tomlin/Rooney

Had one good season as Pitt;s OC and got Tomlin's kid a scholarship.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

ilmucche posted:

i know linemen can only go so far, but what's the rationale behind it?

To give the defense a fighting chance-- if all the players could be downfield, defense would find it very difficult to know who to cover.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

my elbow is comically swollen

arm seems fine tho at least

dunno how im gonna sleep tho cuz thats the side i sleep on :cry:

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
i really want to like harvin but he absolutely loving sucks

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Can't out thinkel the van ginkel

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
One touchdown puts this game on ice. Dial it up, coach!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

bean mom posted:

my elbow is comically swollen

arm seems fine tho at least

dunno how im gonna sleep tho cuz thats the side i sleep on :cry:

did you fall off your bike thats what happened when i fell off my bike

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

bean mom posted:

my elbow is comically swollen

arm seems fine tho at least

dunno how im gonna sleep tho cuz thats the side i sleep on :cry:

Ugh, I know the pain of not being able to sleep on the side you normally do, it sucks

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

It's nice of Tua to spread the ball around to everyone on the field. What a guy.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Tua, buddy, just go down.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

imran khan lives with his dad and mom

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
dammit tua

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
i only caught the first two drives then was playing games but it seems like the tone has shifted considerably

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I hate this game

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Good lord, Tua :psyberger:

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
"he just can't help himself"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Chinatown posted:

did you fall off your bike thats what happened when i fell off my bike

worse. i fell down the stairs

i was not well protected

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ehud posted:

I hate this game

man a lot has changed from the first quarter it seems

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

"I've definitely learned that sometimes I just need to give up on a play." -Tua in an interview that was aired like 2 hours ago

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
doesn't seem great he's sitting on the sideline hunched over staring at the ground

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Tua's parents asked him if he felt okay to play, and he looked past them with a dead look in his eyes and drooled as he pooped his pants

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
"I discussed it with my family and my father was completely comfortable with the risk."

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

sweet thursday posted:

Tua's parents asked him if he felt okay to play, and he looked past them with a dead look in his eyes and drooled as he pooped his pants

yeah that was a dark loving story right there

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

sweet thursday posted:

Tua's parents asked him if he felt okay to play, and he looked past them with a dead look in his eyes and drooled as he pooped his pants

To paraphrase the onion, the NFL asked Tua if he was ok and then asked him to sign some forms as proof that he was of sound mind.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

tua's father (dad) made him start thinking with the left hemisphere of his mind or brain. Everyone in the thread started saying, "Now that's a good one. Who They Bengals!"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

tua is like the wrestler who refuses to stop doing the diving headbutt

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ehud posted:

"I've definitely learned that sometimes I just need to give up on a play." -Tua in an interview that was aired like 2 hours ago

Don't worry he learned from some guys that he's less likely to get a concussion now

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Mulaney Power Move posted:

tua is like the wrestler who refuses to stop doing the diving headbutt

The dolphins are in the enclosed pool.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Ehud posted:

"I've definitely learned that sometimes I just need to give up on a play." -Tua in an interview that was aired like 2 hours ago

I mentioned this before the game, but it still feels to me like all the blame is being placed on Tua here. Like there's been no mention of the teams or nfls culpability.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

82% chance of winning with a 6 point lead in the fourth?

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
coward poo poo. i'm so sick of this

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Here comes the fake

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ragnarok the Red posted:

The dolphins are in the enclosed pool.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

fsif posted:

82% chance of winning with a 6 point lead in the fourth?

At home against a lousy team might be factors also?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

fsif posted:

82% chance of winning with a 6 point lead in the fourth?

never tell me the odds

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

when you've reached the point that you have to play a white safety named Clayton Fejedelem you should fire your training staff

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ugh gently caress the 72 dolphins

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

TheBizzness posted:

At home against a lousy team might be factors also?

Yeah they do that with ESPN stuff at least, the Chiefs were never supposed to lose the game they were down 10-0 in almost instantly.

e: maybe that was a PFF thing, but it was silly whatever it was.

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