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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Is that really Bills mid-week presser?

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/1584203358742593537

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Bill feels more confident about the Bears than any Bears fan I have ever met.

Cascadia Pirate
Jan 18, 2011
Denver is the figurative Bears, amazing defense being wasted because the offense is putrid even though they did everything in the world to try and get a good QB.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


GDT is up.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Isentropy posted:

Any Canada goons got a discount on DAZN? It had solid NFL coverage and in French too

No, I just watch Redzone on TSN.ca and use Nflbite for any particular games that aren't on TV.

A couple buddies got it a few years ago when it was new and the stream wasn't very good apparently. Maybe it's got better since though

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

MakaVillian posted:

No, I just watch Redzone on TSN.ca and use Nflbite for any particular games that aren't on TV.

A couple buddies got it a few years ago when it was new and the stream wasn't very good apparently. Maybe it's got better since though

About two years ago the stream was great quality but I wouldn't be surprised if the quality dropped off in the meantime

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
I give the NFL money for NFL+ and have zero compunctions about streaming the poo poo out of their live content instead of ever paying for the incredibly lovely Sunday Ticket product again.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

DAZN allows 2 connections at once so you can split it with a friend for 10 a month each. Every game, redzone, good stream qualities etc. Not a bad thing if you're a Canadian and have at least one friend

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1584329128911593473

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Absolutely brutal.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Crossposting from another thread, but I have been some kind of curse today, an angel of death.

I swear it has happened five times today where I was watching racing or baseball or another nfl game, or just out of the room, and changed the channel to an nfl game/walked back into the room, and within a minute or less someone got hurt.

First I switched over to Detroit-Dallas just in time to see Amon-Ra St. Brown get concussed.

Later I was watching a bit of the f1 race and the other nfl game, switched back to Dallas just in time to see their CB Jourdan Lewis break his foot making a pick.

Later I had been outside and came back inside right as the second half kickoff between Chargers-Seahawks was happening, and Nick Bellore made a tackle and then lay motionless on the turf for quite a while. Concussion.

Later I had left the room and walked back in and immediately, a Seattle OL whose name I forget got concussed.

loving THEN just now I was watching something else and switch to Chargers-Seahawks at the exact moment to see Mike Williams have a gruesome loving ankle injury.

And all of these happened under a minute from the moment I switched over, or came back in the room. I mean, what in the loving gently caress?!?

I absolutely loathe the injuries in this sport, too. Now I’m afraid to watch whoever is on SNF tonight, for fear that I will start inadvertently killing all those players too.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

MrMojok posted:

Later I was watching a bit of the f1 race

Did you switch over right when Vettel got hosed in the pit?

Lifespan fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Oct 24, 2022

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the chicago bears are on national television tomorrow

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

R.D. Mangles posted:

the chicago bears are on national television tomorrow

I think i’ve got a root canal scheduled for two minutes after the start of MNF. Not gonna be able to watch it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News: Tua didn't die on the field.

Views: Pickett probably should've.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Gonz posted:

I think i’ve got a root canal scheduled for two minutes after the start of MNF. Not gonna be able to watch it.

i am blessedly not going to be home during this game but i am sick and twisted enough to record the game and stay up insanely late watching the bears get washed 45-3.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

R.D. Mangles posted:

the chicago bears are on national television tomorrow

To our shame.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

R.D. Mangles posted:

the chicago bears are on national television tomorrow

Why have you done this

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Blitz of 404 Error posted:

Why have you done this

i am using this as a threat while my crew and i rob the nakatomi tower

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

R.D. Mangles posted:

the chicago bears are on national television tomorrow

MODS

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

R.D. Mangles posted:

the chicago bears are on national television tomorrow
We, as a nation, deserve nothing more than to watch the Patriots beat the Bears while Justin Fields, Sisyphus-like, tries to get the football into the end zone.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

R.D. Mangles posted:

i am using this as a threat while my crew and i rob the nakatomi tower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxR7RYuF2fU

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

We, as a nation, deserve nothing more than to watch the Patriots beat the Bears while Justin Fields, Sisyphus-like, tries to get the football into the end zone.

My body mind and soul are ready

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
I'm praying for the upset. Bears win their first game against the Patriots in the regular season ever, in a year where they're absolutely putrid, on Monday night.

Why? How can I possibly justify this happening? Because nothing else in this year makes any goddamn sense either. It would be outrageously funny.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



davecrazy posted:

Is that really Bills mid-week presser?

it is real, yes :laugh:

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

There's every possibility that MNF ends up honking so bad that the planet simply folds in on itself and whisks us all to another, perhaps less hideous dimension.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The funniest timeline will be McCorkle playing so bad that he's benched for Zappe halfway through, who then leads them to an improbable win (likely thanks to defensive turnovers). Then begins the Official New England Patriots Quarterback Controversy™️©️®️.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
It's a real shame we don't get Bears/Broncos this year

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
How would that be different than Colts/Broncos

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Nintendo 49ers posted:

There's every possibility that MNF ends up honking so bad that the planet simply folds in on itself and whisks us all to another, more hideous dimension.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

ghosthorse posted:

It's a real shame we don't get Bears/Broncos this year

An entire NFL game where both teams use the T formation in 2022...

It's coming. It's a copycat league, and Daboll is succeeding with 13 personnel. It's only a matter of time until the league re-embraces the run (because the QBs can't all play air raid)

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ghosthorse posted:

It's a real shame we don't get Bears/Broncos this year

Super Bowl :getin:

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

Jaguars-Broncos is going to be an international war crime.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Somber day today boys. We are now older than every single good NFL QB , for the first time in our lifetime. You can go with Brady (52), or Rodgers (38) or even Russ (33), they're all done

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

FizFashizzle posted:

Rodrigue?

She’d know; she came from Carolina.

Yeah, I know McVay and Snead feed her a lot of info directly and this is what she said in her mailbag when asked about the Rams trading for Burns.

quote:

I actually do not buy for a second that Burns is “untradeable” because not trading him does nothing to protect Panthers general manager Scott Fitterer’s job, while acquiring assets for a future quarterback might. That said, it would probably take the Rams’ 2024 first-rounder (and maybe more) to get this done. Would I do it? Yep. Burns is a franchise pass rusher, and he’s young. Pairing him with Aaron Donald in the short term, then building out a core around Burns in a post-Donald existence seems like a reasonable strategy. As of the writing of this piece, I’ve been told there is nothing on the Rams’ end to the video of a Ram that Burns posted to his Instagram account. Still, I’d call.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

Phobeste posted:

We've had a chance here to spend some time looking at the Bears. This is a pretty impressive group and really a young team that you can see getting better all the time. Coach [Matt Eberflus] has done a really good job here with installing his system and I think adapting to the personnel that they have there. Obviously, getting a lot of young players involved. It's one of the youngest teams in the league. Offensively, [Justin] Fields is a major threat every time he touches the ball, very athletic kid. [Darnell] Mooney is really an outstanding receiver. He's had a ton of production and I can see why. He's very good at everything, plays multiple positions. In the slot a lot, but they'll move him around and he's had a ton of production. Then, of course the backs, [Khalil] Herbert and [David] Montgomery are very good. This running game is right there with Cleveland. I mean they literally have about the same exact amount of yardage. I think [Khalil] Herbert is leading the league in yards per carry. They're very hard to tackle. They do a real good job with their running game and the play action game as well. A lot of explosive plays. Lead the league in yards per pass attempt. They've hit some big plays. Some of those are catch-and-run plays and then when you add on [Justin] Fields' scrambles, which might count as running plays in the stats, but they're actually passing plays, in terms of having to defend them. They're really a lot of explosive plays there that are a problem. Young offensive line, talented offensive line, two young tackles. But, really the backs, [Darnell] Mooney, [Justin] Fields, guys that can really score on any play. A good group of tight ends that they use in there, so they give us multiple formations and personnel groups. Special teams is another young group, core group of players. [DeAndre] Houston-Carson is really one of the better coverage players that we'll see all year. [Velus] Jones [Jr.], the rookie, has been great for them and [Josh] Blackwell is very fast. They have a lot of team speed. [Dane] Cruikshank, and some of their linebackers, which those guys run well too. It's really a good group. One of the better groups that we've played. [Cairo] Santos, really solid kicker, veteran guy. Just hits the ball straight through, very consistent. The skills, got a big leg, punter's got a big leg. He [Trenton Gill] whacks it down there pretty good. So, they can change field position, especially with their fast coverage players, the three guys I mentioned there. They've done an excellent job of creating good field position for their defense. [Velus] Jones [Jr.] in the return game, strong, explosive guy. We spent a lot of time on him. Really dangerous with the ball in his hands. Then [Dante] Pettis and [Trestan] Ebner, Ebner on the kickoff returns, another fast guy. Plays really in all their special teams. [Dante] Pettis, an experienced guy back there, they use him some on punt returns. But, it's a good special teams unit, very sound, good players and a lot of tough matchups there for us. Defensively, Matt's [Eberflus] obviously brought his very successful system from Indianapolis with him. In Indy, they led the league in turnovers for four straight years. Forced a lot of fumbles. They're very disruptive on the ball. Ball security is going to be a big issue. They've got a lot of outstanding players. They're hard to block on the front. Obviously, [Robert] Quinn is one of the great defensive linemen in this era. I mean, his numbers are ridiculous and whatever it was last year, 17, 18 sacks. This guy is a major disruptive force on the edge. The two linebackers, [Roquan] Smith and [Nicholas] Morrow make a ton of tackles. Obviously, [Roquan] Smith leading the league in tackles. Been at the top of the league almost every year. He's very hard to block and a very good tackler from sideline to sideline. He's got a lot of range, very instinctive, gets off blocks well, obviously finds the ball and really is just a tackling machine. [Eddie] Jackson's been a guy we've played against before that always is around the ball. Very instinctive player at the safety position. He does some different things, but he's around the ball. Kind of quarterbacks the secondary back there. Makes a lot of plays, makes a lot of big plays, turnovers, returns for touchdowns and stuff like that. That's kind of his play making style back there. That's a problem. Coach Eberflus has really done a good job. I mean, in the second half, they're the best defensive team in the second half of games in the league. Haven't given up much of anything here in six games. I think they're under seven points a game in the second half, or something like that. You watch them play in the second half and seems like as they gain confidence, figure out what the offense is doing, make some adjustments, they've been able to really shut almost everybody down. That's obviously a big concern for us as well. Young players, guys that we don't know very well, that have already jumped in and made a big impact for them, first and second year players. Guys like [Darnell] Mooney, [Kyler] Gordon on defense, [Velus] Jones [Jr.] in the kicking game, [Trenton] Gill in the kicking game, players like that. Then obviously, there's a few guys, [Cairo] Santos and certainly [Robert] Quinn, guys like that, Roquan Smith, that have been around for a while, that are good players as well and have had good careers. We'll again get to work on these guys from a schematic standpoint and get to know them from a personnel standpoint, but we've got a lot of work to do. They've had some time here and talked about some of the things that they're going to change or do differently or whatever, so we'll have to be prepared for maybe something that we haven't seen from them, whatever adjustments Coach Eberflus and his staff decide to make. Need a good week of preparation here and be ready to go Monday night.

can this just be every post in the GDT thread tonight

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Phobeste posted:

We've had a chance here to spend some time looking at the Bears. This is a pretty impressive group and really a young team that you can see getting better all the time. Coach [Matt Eberflus] has done a really good job here with installing his system and I think adapting to the personnel that they have there. Obviously, getting a lot of young players involved. It's one of the youngest teams in the league. Offensively, [Justin] Fields is a major threat every time he touches the ball, very athletic kid. [Darnell] Mooney is really an outstanding receiver. He's had a ton of production and I can see why. He's very good at everything, plays multiple positions. In the slot a lot, but they'll move him around and he's had a ton of production. Then, of course the backs, [Khalil] Herbert and [David] Montgomery are very good. This running game is right there with Cleveland. I mean they literally have about the same exact amount of yardage. I think [Khalil] Herbert is leading the league in yards per carry. They're very hard to tackle. They do a real good job with their running game and the play action game as well. A lot of explosive plays. Lead the league in yards per pass attempt. They've hit some big plays. Some of those are catch-and-run plays and then when you add on [Justin] Fields' scrambles, which might count as running plays in the stats, but they're actually passing plays, in terms of having to defend them. They're really a lot of explosive plays there that are a problem. Young offensive line, talented offensive line, two young tackles. But, really the backs, [Darnell] Mooney, [Justin] Fields, guys that can really score on any play. A good group of tight ends that they use in there, so they give us multiple formations and personnel groups. Special teams is another young group, core group of players. [DeAndre] Houston-Carson is really one of the better coverage players that we'll see all year. [Velus] Jones [Jr.], the rookie, has been great for them and [Josh] Blackwell is very fast. They have a lot of team speed. [Dane] Cruikshank, and some of their linebackers, which those guys run well too. It's really a good group. One of the better groups that we've played. [Cairo] Santos, really solid kicker, veteran guy. Just hits the ball straight through, very consistent. The skills, got a big leg, punter's got a big leg. He [Trenton Gill] whacks it down there pretty good. So, they can change field position, especially with their fast coverage players, the three guys I mentioned there. They've done an excellent job of creating good field position for their defense. [Velus] Jones [Jr.] in the return game, strong, explosive guy. We spent a lot of time on him. Really dangerous with the ball in his hands. Then [Dante] Pettis and [Trestan] Ebner, Ebner on the kickoff returns, another fast guy. Plays really in all their special teams. [Dante] Pettis, an experienced guy back there, they use him some on punt returns. But, it's a good special teams unit, very sound, good players and a lot of tough matchups there for us. Defensively, Matt's [Eberflus] obviously brought his very successful system from Indianapolis with him. In Indy, they led the league in turnovers for four straight years. Forced a lot of fumbles. They're very disruptive on the ball. Ball security is going to be a big issue. They've got a lot of outstanding players. They're hard to block on the front. Obviously, [Robert] Quinn is one of the great defensive linemen in this era. I mean, his numbers are ridiculous and whatever it was last year, 17, 18 sacks. This guy is a major disruptive force on the edge. The two linebackers, [Roquan] Smith and [Nicholas] Morrow make a ton of tackles. Obviously, [Roquan] Smith leading the league in tackles. Been at the top of the league almost every year. He's very hard to block and a very good tackler from sideline to sideline. He's got a lot of range, very instinctive, gets off blocks well, obviously finds the ball and really is just a tackling machine. [Eddie] Jackson's been a guy we've played against before that always is around the ball. Very instinctive player at the safety position. He does some different things, but he's around the ball. Kind of quarterbacks the secondary back there. Makes a lot of plays, makes a lot of big plays, turnovers, returns for touchdowns and stuff like that. That's kind of his play making style back there. That's a problem. Coach Eberflus has really done a good job. I mean, in the second half, they're the best defensive team in the second half of games in the league. Haven't given up much of anything here in six games. I think they're under seven points a game in the second half, or something like that. You watch them play in the second half and seems like as they gain confidence, figure out what the offense is doing, make some adjustments, they've been able to really shut almost everybody down. That's obviously a big concern for us as well. Young players, guys that we don't know very well, that have already jumped in and made a big impact for them, first and second year players. Guys like [Darnell] Mooney, [Kyler] Gordon on defense, [Velus] Jones [Jr.] in the kicking game, [Trenton] Gill in the kicking game, players like that. Then obviously, there's a few guys, [Cairo] Santos and certainly [Robert] Quinn, guys like that, Roquan Smith, that have been around for a while, that are good players as well and have had good careers. We'll again get to work on these guys from a schematic standpoint and get to know them from a personnel standpoint, but we've got a lot of work to do. They've had some time here and talked about some of the things that they're going to change or do differently or whatever, so we'll have to be prepared for maybe something that we haven't seen from them, whatever adjustments Coach Eberflus and his staff decide to make. Need a good week of preparation here and be ready to go Monday night.

This is why Bill is the best. I read every single word, and it was worth it.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

mastershakeman posted:

Somber day today boys. We are now older than every single good NFL QB , for the first time in our lifetime. You can go with Brady (52), or Rodgers (38) or even Russ (33), they're all done

I'm only 4 months younger than Tom Brady and this year I also felt my physical abilities degrade significantly.

:corsair:


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