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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

While unappetizing I don't see how that is any different to pork bungholes, which I'm given to understand is a thing in some American states.
I made a similar mistake once and hoo boy did I not go down well.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:razzy: Cow Vaginas, Pork Bungholes: the Splicer story.
A Times bestseller, somehow.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7153723107059010862

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I do not have any questions.


Seems pretty clear to me.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I was expecting worse, tbh.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Oct 22, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

man I thought she was gonna start saying she would poo poo into the blanket, so at least it's not that.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BFFh2j4.gifv

https://www.inverse.com/article/35376-asian-carp-reddit-two-heads-mutant

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Oct 23, 2022

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!




Cops are clowns and carnies.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

pulling herself up by her pigtails

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

What's her SA username?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

They're doing this because the beancounters decided it was the best way to avoid liability.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Not a legally recognized entity by Ford unless you give them permission to all data on your phone

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
One simple trick to remove the houseless in your area!


Took me a second to parse what I was looking at. :golfclap:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

We're legally allowed to run you over if your app is out of date, you're in a wifi dead-zone, you haven't agreed to the terms & conditions of the app and registered your account. Note that this app only protects* you from Ford death, please install the apps from all other auto makers and have them all active at all times.

* conditions apply. Not legally binding.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Fried chicken fleshlight would be a sweet user name if its not too long.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


KFC now means Krunchy gently caress Chute?

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
It'll be a chicken fried fleshlight when I'm done with it - pounded flat and covered with batter

:goonsay:

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Lamech posted:

It'll be a chicken fried fleshlight when I'm done with it - pounded flat and covered with batter

:goonsay:

Or despite QA measures it still sometimes has a tiny bone in it

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

By popular demand posted:

KFC now means Krunchy gently caress Chute?

Kentucky Schreit Ficken

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Laserjet 4P posted:

Kentucky Schreit Ficken

It takes a tough man to make a chicken scream

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/YaZp9MP.mp4

MrNonacho
May 7, 2002

It ain't easy being white
It ain't easy being brown
All this pressure to be bright
I got children all over town!

https://youtu.be/X7XbukdoGmM

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

My first thought was "He's going to sue the hell out of that hospital" but then I noticed the sign wasn't in english, so he probably lives someplace with socialized healthcare anyway.

Content:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Yaldabaoth posted:

My first thought was "He's going to sue the hell out of that hospital" but then I noticed the sign wasn't in english, so he probably lives someplace with socialized healthcare anyway.

Even if the sign is in English he probably lives somewhere with socialized healthcare.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
I'm cursed

koshmar fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Oct 24, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

McGavin posted:

Even if the sign is in English he probably lives somewhere with socialized healthcare.

Yeah but the sign not being english pretty much eliminates the possibility he's in America.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

koshmar posted:

gently caress

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
Now I understand what that dude was talking about

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Still not gonna stop Mustangs from hitting everything in sight

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Yaldabaoth posted:

They're doing this because the beancounters decided it was the best way to avoid liability.

Henry Ford hosed up mass transit.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Wasabi the J posted:

Henry Ford hosed up mass transit.

Don’t forget that PARKS department dude in New York back in the 1930’s that wanted shorter drives for everyone and hated public transit BECAUSE HE 1000% HAD A PERSONAL DRIVER HIS WHOLE LIFE AND WAS ALL “DAYUM! THIS DRIVE TAKES TOO LONG WITH ONE LANE ROADS! loving BUSSES AND POOR AND NOT-WHITE PEOPLE!”

Robert Moses

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Yaldabaoth posted:

They're doing this because the beancounters decided it was the best way to avoid liability.

It won’t avoid liability unless they make having the app mandatory by legislation.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

armchairyoda posted:

Don’t forget that PARKS department dude in New York back in the 1930’s that wanted shorter drives for everyone and hated public transit BECAUSE HE 1000% HAD A PERSONAL DRIVER HIS WHOLE LIFE AND WAS ALL “DAYUM! THIS DRIVE TAKES TOO LONG WITH ONE LANE ROADS! loving BUSSES AND POOR AND NOT-WHITE PEOPLE!”

Robert Moses

I highly recommend the book The Power Broker to anyone with even a passing interest on the subject, it's a tome of a biography but one well worth your time.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

koshmar posted:

I'm cursed



This fills the crab.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/EntInsider/status/1584205330673647616?t=6GVSKFgkouYwP2SAAnviSQ&s=19

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"reading is like eating Brussels sprouts"
Good for you and a pleasent experience when prepared with skill?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


armchairyoda posted:

Don’t forget that PARKS department dude in New York back in the 1930’s that wanted shorter drives for everyone and hated public transit BECAUSE HE 1000% HAD A PERSONAL DRIVER HIS WHOLE LIFE AND WAS ALL “DAYUM! THIS DRIVE TAKES TOO LONG WITH ONE LANE ROADS! loving BUSSES AND POOR AND NOT-WHITE PEOPLE!”

Robert Moses

The field of urban planning exists to prevent another Robert Moses.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Robert Moses would love how cities are becoming more expensive to live in to force all the poor and non-white people out.

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