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Jim starts a YouTube channel called Jym Shorts It starts as 30 second skits based on pranking Dwight but by month two it's 7 hour rebuttals of women who don't like DCEU movies
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Oct 25, 2022 02:09
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Jim gives Dwight a Wet Willy
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Oct 25, 2022 02:29
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Jim somehow weasels himself into season 6 of Ink Master. The host explains that the challenge of this episode is "texture" and brings out the human canvases. Dwight Schrute picks up a golden skull and reads the name: Jim. Dwight explains he wants a beet themed tattoo, with some sick cobras wrapped around a beet on his asscheek. Jim nods as the host says "and your six hours starts... now." Jim tattoos his smirking face onto Dwight's bare rear end. The human jury decides that Dwight has the worst tattoo of the day, and Jim loses his chance at $100,000 and a feature in Inked magazine.
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Oct 25, 2022 02:31
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Jim replaces all the paper towels in the office bathroom with super sticky fly paper. He giggles as Dwight heads to the restroom but is shocked when Dwight walks out without his hands stuck together. “Wait a drat minute here! How’d you unstick yourself from the paper?!?” Dwight explains that he always uses the air dryer that Michael recently installed, as it’s a lot more environmentally friendly than constantly throwing away paper towels each time you wash your hands. Jim ends up debating Dwight for the rest of the day on this topic. As 5 o clock approaches Jim says “we’ll pick this back up tomorrow” and then mugs for the camera. Kevin screams from the bathroom. “Guys, did anyone else get stuck to their… you know?” Jim mugs again.
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Oct 25, 2022 03:48
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Jim replaces all the paper towels in the office bathroom with clown paper. Taking this prank a step further, he also replaces the air dryer (that Michael recently installed) with a clown dryer.
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Oct 25, 2022 04:36
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Gatto Grigio posted:Jim gives Dwight a Wet Willy Is there a word for giving somebody a wet willy in their butt? I mean, other than sexual assault, obviously. Because Jim’s gotta be all about that.
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Oct 25, 2022 04:41
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Jim calls Dwight forty-eight times each days warning him that the warranty on his Trans Am is about to expire.
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Oct 25, 2022 04:54
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Is there a word for giving somebody a wet willy in their butt? I mean, other than sexual assault, obviously. Because Jim’s gotta be all about that. While Dwight shows off his karate moves in the office yet again, Jim offers to demonstrate for him a Korean martial arts technique called Dong Chim…
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Oct 25, 2022 05:51
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Jim starts calling Dwight Jwight. Afterwards Jim jams jello into Jwights jowls.
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Oct 25, 2022 07:01
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Is there a word for giving somebody a wet willy in their butt? I mean, other than sexual assault, obviously. Because Jim’s gotta be all about that. That’s a Wet Jimmy.
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Oct 25, 2022 08:30
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During lunch break Jim pulls out something resembling an energy bar and peels open the wrapper to reveal a brick of a grayish, clay-like substance. Dwight is intrigued. "What's that, Jim?" Jim smirks, "Oh this? This is CybRfuel. It's got every nutrient that you could possibly need. It's huge on reddit." As Jim bites into the tacky gray substance, his eyes begin to water. He seems to have trouble chewing it. "Joe Rogan's wild about this stuff." Dwight watches in horror as Jim, red-faced and gagging, begins to choke down the rest of the CybRfuel bar. "Elon Musk (dressed as Waluigi) eats this stuff twice a day." Jim coughs, spattering his desk with gobs of gray slime. "And look what it's done for him!" Dwight, suddenly very pale, excuses himself from his desk and finishes eating his beet sandwich in the office stairwell. Later in the afternoon, Jim shits out a cube of congealed blood that fills the bathroom with an absolutely hideous odor that lingers for days. None of this was intended to be a prank, but Jim marks it down as one in his pranking journal anyway.
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Oct 25, 2022 09:09
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Jim sneaks LSD into the office coffee machine. It's basically legal now and easy to get. Stanley appears unaffected, just more cheerful and nicer than usual. Toby has a breakdown, and weeps. Michael yells at his computer in frustration that the letters no longer make sense? Pam also cries because her stapler was being... racist? Jim stares at the camera, wide eyed with dilated pupils. He has no facial expression. It's honestly pretty unnerving. Pam continues to cry in the background of the shot. Dwight is finally located on the roof, staring at clouds. He is fine.
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Oct 25, 2022 09:33
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Jim replaces the office coffee machine with a 10 lbs. block of CybRfuel "We won't be needing THAT anymore" he tries to say with his mouth gummed up
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Oct 25, 2022 10:26
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as Dwight ascends the Spire, he walks by an eerie statue holding several masks... something behind him softly whispers, "Stop." Dwight swerves around to face the statue, which is now facing him, Dwight! on closer inspection, it's not a statue but a statuesque, gaunt man. is he, the man, even breathing? quote:Mugging Man: "Face. Let me touch? Maybe trade?" against his, Dwight's, better judgement, Dwight agrees to a trade. it's a 50/50 shot at a Good Face, or a Bad Face - the Good Face bonuses are very powerful, but the Bad Face maluses are also pretty bad. Dwight is reasonably confident in the strength of his deck, so takes the gamble. quote:Mugging Man: "For me? FOR ME? Oh yes.. Yes. Yes.. mmm..." dismayed, Dwight continues to ascend the spire. in his next combat, he, dwight, is horrified to discover that he isn't generating any energy at all, meaning he cannot possibly play anything except 0-cost cards, of which he has very few. as the sentry orb closes in for the kill, dwight sees his face reflected in its shining surface 
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Oct 25, 2022 10:49
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Is there a word for giving somebody a wet willy in their butt? I mean, other than sexual assault, obviously. Because Jim’s gotta be all about that. It's also known as kancho in Japan, and according to Wikipedia it's called goosing or yemming in English. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Oct 25, 2022 |
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Oct 25, 2022 10:58
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Jim starts calling himself Jimmy, and begins treating the workday like a late night talk show. Whenever Dwight says literally anything all day, Jimmy uproariously claps and stomps his feet, laughing and shaking his head with exaggerated amusement. Anytime Jimmy makes a joke or response, his eyes dart briefly and insecurely toward the camera.
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Oct 25, 2022 12:09
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Dwight is working peacefully when Jim suddenly rushes onto the screen and clobbers Dwight from behind with a garbage bag full of styrofoam granules. The bag bursts and tiny white grains go everywhere and cling to every surface via static electricity. Dwight (and everyone else in the office) will be finding bits of styrofoam for weeks. Jim, covered in styrofoam grain, mugs for the camera.
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Oct 25, 2022 12:11
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Jim hides a marble in Dwight's coffee.
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Oct 25, 2022 13:23
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Jim mails the Maltese Falcon to Dwight, embroiling Dwight in an international conspiracy.
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Oct 25, 2022 13:25
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Jim mails the Millenium Falcon to Dwight, embroiling Dwight in a massive copyright infringement case.
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Oct 25, 2022 13:26
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Jim mails the Probert Enterprise to Dwight, but the nacelle struts snap during shipping. Jim refuses to refund or replace. Dwight leaves negative feedback on Jim's eBay profile, but he's still out ninety bucks.
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Oct 25, 2022 13:31
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Jim nails the Probert Enterprise to Dwight. It's very painful having the model nailed into his back, but still Dwight feels like the ultimate Trek fan until a nacelle snaps off as he tries to maneuver thru a doorway.
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Oct 25, 2022 14:00
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Jim nails Robert Carlyle to Dwight. it's an incredibly harrowing experience for all involved
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Oct 25, 2022 14:04
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Jim emails the song from Enterprise (Aerosmith’s Faith of the Heart) to Dwight, embroiling Dwight in a lengthy and expensive copyright dispute with ASCAP.
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Oct 25, 2022 14:07
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Jim opens The Real Original Hershey Park Feat. Illumination's Minions and Mario and More theme park. The theme park is widely criticized as "the unsafest theme park in Scranton, maybe on the entire East Coast." The process servers sent to serve Jim with cease and desist orders keep mysteriously disappearing, so the park remains open despite its numerous and flagrant copyright infringements. In retaliation, Robert California, president of Hershey's Chocolate co., blacklists Scranton and cuts off all Hershey products. Dwight's chocolate bar sale orphans fundraiser event is postponed indefinitely.
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Oct 25, 2022 14:22
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Aside from the fundraiser thing, Jim is absolutely a hero in that scenario.
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Oct 25, 2022 14:33
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Jim does a bump of coke at his desk in full view, daring Dwight to go running to Michael.
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Oct 25, 2022 15:40
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Jim reverses the timing on all the stoplights between Dwight's house and Dunder Mifflin so that it takes Dwight an extra forty minutes to get to work.
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Oct 25, 2022 15:50
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Jim announces he's "going all out" because he "wants to get cancelled." Jim sets about creating an anti-Jim with the opposite charge and magnetic moment. "When I touch the anti-Jim, we will cancel each other out and then you woke libtards will finally see with your own eyes that cancel culture is real!" declares Jim. "Anti-Jim" is just a sculpture made of unopened Kool-Aid Burst bottles taped together in the rough semblance of a human, with a box of Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries for a head. Jim touched Anti-Jim and nothing happens. In his frustration Jim smashes Anti-Jim, blasting juice everywhere and flinging bottles across the room. All the while Jim is screeching and hollering a long string of ethnic and religious slurs. The footage of Jim's meltdown goes viral and Jim is shunned on all social media. His endorsement contracts are terminated and Michael initiates the paperwork to have Jim fired. Jim, who has successfully "proven" the existence of cancel culture, mugs for the camera. Dwight is out of town visiting his aunt but he's not going to be happy when he returns to a sticky juice mess.
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Oct 25, 2022 17:05
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The office is out bowling and Dwight is perturbed when he notices all the bowling pins have drawings of Dwight's face on them. Jim holds up a bowling ball custom detailed with a photo of his own smirking face.
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Oct 25, 2022 17:07
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Jim changes his name to Jimm. He gets mad at Dwight for not spelling his name "Jimm" on internal office memos and whatnot. Once Dwight finally gets used to the change, he changes his name YET AGAIN to Jimmm.
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Oct 25, 2022 17:07
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Jim interrupts a meeting reviewing Dunder Mifflins sexual harassment policies to rant about how James Cordon “did nothing wrong” and was “unfairly targeted.”
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Oct 25, 2022 17:09
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"The extra 'm' stands for 'minions,'" explains Jim
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Oct 25, 2022 17:10
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Jim transports Dwight into Oregon Trail, repeatedly fording dangerous rivers until Dwight drowns
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Oct 25, 2022 17:11
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Jim starts mailing a report card to Dwight's parents. Categories include "Conversation Skills", "Hygiene", "Sexual Prowess", and "PE".
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Oct 25, 2022 17:12
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Jim posts photos of Dwight's penis on the internet without Dwight's consent, attempting to pass them off as his own on several PE (Penis Enlargement) messageboards, but keeps getting banned "for posting photoshopped images."
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Oct 25, 2022 17:16
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Jim says "Gluten tog" to Dwight one sunny morning. Hilarity ensues as Dwight had just watched a WW2 documentary the night before. (He now knows german)
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Oct 25, 2022 17:19
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Applewhite posted:Jim posts photos of Dwight's penis on the internet without Dwight's consent, attempting to pass them off as his own on several PE (Penis Enlargement) messageboards, but keeps getting banned "for posting photoshopped images." Jim's attempts to have Dwight arrested for causing 9/11 by photoshopping Dwight's penis crashing into the WTC fail to gain any traction and Jim finally abandons the project.
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Oct 25, 2022 17:23
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Jim hides inside a tire swing and leaps out to give Dwight a fright.
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Oct 25, 2022 17:33
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Jim builds a pedal-powered wheel of boots into Dwight's desk to kick Dwight in the nards continuously. Dwight just sits slightly further away from his desk, just out of reach of the whirling boots. Little does Dwight know this puts him in the perfect position to get slimed by the bucket of pumpkin innards concealed in the ceiling.
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