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BUDK has a YouTube channel. FINALLY! So if you've ever wanted to watch a guy destroy a junk car's window with a double sided war hammer with injection molded fiberglass handle (38.5 inches long) accompanied by easily licensable heavy metal guitar licks, now's your chance! (My favorite part is the shot from inside the car where he's smashing through the passenger window and loses his grip, right before the shot of him crushing a watermelon a la Gallegher at the 1:10 mark). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q2r1UUInck Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Oct 30, 2022
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:47 |
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Be ready for ANYTHING! So long as that "anything" involves a tactical war hammer that's over three feet long. |
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Destroy shipping pallets! Teach that loving filing cabinet you're not messing around! Destroy your ex's car! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-FSDVM7x2k |
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Get your top knot on and ready yourself for battle against the drink containers! INJECTION MOLDED, BINCH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWGBH2Kv0DM |
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Escape From Noise posted:BUDK has a YouTube channel. FINALLY! So if you've ever wanted to watch a guy destroy a junk car's window with a double sided war hammer with injection molded fiberglass handle (38.5 inches long) accompanied by easily licensable heavy metal guitar licks, now's your chance! (My favorite part is the shot from inside the car where he's smashing through the passenger window and loses his grip, right before the shop of him crushing a watermelon a la Gallegher at the 1:10 mark). I didn’t actually know that I needed this but once it happened I found myself thinking about what a hammer like that could do to my dad’s stupid tesla and I almost feel like I had a therapy session so thank you! Gruß vom Krampus |
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holy poo poo they sell the hammer this is bad
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Heather Papps posted:holy poo poo they sell the hammer this is bad the top review of it I saw contains the phrase “I just like to hold them and feel cool” same, internet hammer man, same Gruß vom Krampus |
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:the top review of it I saw contains the phrase “I just like to hold them and feel cool” i... i have refurbished a few hatchets and axes, and those i can say "yeah this is a display piece" and hang it on the wall. could i pick up that hammer and not smash something? no. i am not that strong.
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Heather Papps posted:could i pick up that hammer and not smash something? no. i am not that strong. ![]() Gruß vom Krampus |
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:the top review of it I saw contains the phrase “I just like to hold them and feel cool” Most of the naginata one is the guy spinning it around and posing. |
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my siblings had some kids, and some of em are little boys. it was really weird going from having one niece who likes to dance and play gently, to loving bolting at two toddlers who've picked up sticks and based on their body posture are about to start wailing on each other with em.
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Is the thread title instructing me to become a blacksmith?
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Machai posted:Is the thread title instructing me to become a blacksmith? It's a livin'
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Saoshyant posted:It's a livin' I have watched almost every episode of Forged in Fire, I am ready
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Machai posted:Is the thread title instructing me to become a blacksmith? Probably more like a weird knife wholesaler. |
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Machai posted:Is the thread title instructing me to become a blacksmith? you have been Chosen. the hot iron calls to you; the tools of your trade are like extensions of your body. the fire and the metal sing to you. if you happen to make any warhammers you don’t need hmu Gruß vom Krampus |
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:if you happen to make any warhammers you don’t need hmu What if I make 40,000 of them?
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Machai posted:What if I make 40,000 of them? listen I know you’re probably expecting space orcs jokes, and that’s a reasonable assumption, but I need you to understand that I hate teslas so loving much that the prospect of more than a dozen warhammers I can use on them genuinely makes my brain produce a poo poo ton of serotonin Gruß vom Krampus |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:47 |
Non Krampus Mentis posted:listen I know you’re probably expecting space orcs jokes, and that’s a reasonable assumption, but I need you to understand that I hate teslas so loving much that the prospect of more than a dozen warhammers I can use on them genuinely makes my brain produce a poo poo ton of serotonin How much can you lift?
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