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he's gotta be a rick and morty guy and 100% sees himself as rick
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Oct 26, 2022 05:47
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I'm Elon herpty durpty dee dum Fart
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External Organs posted:It's a pretty funny story on the podcast. His fob was busted and he was using his cell phone app to start the car. Well, he drove into the basement of a parking garage and... No service. Car is bricked. This was a module in shadowrun, except it was a truck full of genemodded organisms stuck in a tunnel because it had no internet access.
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Oct 26, 2022 05:52
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Treecko posted:I'm Elon herpty durpty dee dum Can't tell if this is one of his real tweets or parody
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Oct 26, 2022 05:52
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Bad Purchase posted:he's gotta be a rick and morty guy and 100% sees himself as rick They put him in an episode, the fools. I guess they called him controlling so uh... burn, ooh aah
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Oct 26, 2022 05:53
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You had the option of getting it back to the megacorp for a reward, diverting the shipment to their corporate rivals, or stealing the cargo, bbqing it, and selling it as cheap food for the homeless.
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Oct 26, 2022 05:54
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Bad Purchase posted:he's gotta be a rick and morty guy and 100% sees himself as rick You gotta shove this right up your rear end, if you shove it riiight up there i will give you a horse *burp*
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Oct 26, 2022 05:55
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Entorwellian posted:He took his kids to see the Pope in that orchestrated twitter post, coinciding with the others posts with Musk talking about how people need to make more white babies. Jesus Christ his kids are even uglier than he is.
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Oct 26, 2022 05:56
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therobit posted:Jesus Christ his kids are even uglier than he is. That's the pope you rear end in a top hat
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Oct 26, 2022 05:57
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I was trying to save humanity but I tripped over my own dong Lucky my billions of extra cash broke my fall
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Oct 26, 2022 05:59
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I want to bully each one of those Musk dweebs. Starting with the middle aged one on the left. And I'd do it in front of the Pope.
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Oct 26, 2022 06:23
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Bad Purchase posted:he's gotta be a rick and morty guy and 100% sees himself as rick
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Oct 26, 2022 06:28
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SpaceAceJase posted:I want to bully each one of those Musk dweebs. Starting with the middle aged one on the left. The Pope would probably forgive you
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Oct 26, 2022 06:38
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Put on your pope picture clothing human children. The maid can help you. Whatever her name is.
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Oct 26, 2022 08:09
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Pope only looks so old and worn out because he has to pose in pictures with these insufferable scumbags like the Trumps and Musks. He is actually just 27 years old.
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Oct 26, 2022 10:28
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He looks quite cheerful there, especially compared with every picture of him and Trump.
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Oct 26, 2022 10:40
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goatface posted:He looks quite cheerful there, especially compared with every picture of him and Trump. if you dont know anything about elon he comes off as a cool dude, but trib is immediately recognizable as a parody of a charles dickens capitalist
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Oct 26, 2022 11:19
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God he's really doubling down on that Kasparov poo poo. "I don't even own a house" yeah I'm sure your life is a real hardship.
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Oct 26, 2022 11:30
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Entorwellian posted:He took his kids to see the Pope in that orchestrated twitter post, coinciding with the others posts with Musk talking about how people need to make more white babies. It's the worlds richest man and his sons meeting the pope, why does not anyone of them have clothes that fit or dress properly. Nice hourglass figure elon
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Oct 26, 2022 11:43
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Faustian Bargain posted:the funniest part is the show makes it very clear rick is a friendless pathetic loser and not a hero, and they don’t see it The S5 finale goes even further than that and makes the show's whole deal and opinion extremely clear Rick isn't the smartest person in more than a miniscule subset of universes, but the Ricks set up the portal system to only ever access those ones, basically to always let him get away with always having his "I'm smartest" excuse no matter where he goes. He's so insecure that he has fenced off the possibility space to only ever allow for spaces where he's already won, and even then he's constantly throwing a tantrum and trying to flex on everyone. The show kept implying that they're somehow running out of universes; the resolution is "they are because Rick can't handle even the concept of an actual intellectual threat." Somfin fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Oct 26, 2022 |
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Oct 26, 2022 11:57
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They were right about needing a high IQ to really "get" that show. szechuan sauce
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Oct 26, 2022 12:16
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Lol musk got his account suspended
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Oct 26, 2022 12:34
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Jestery posted:Lol musk got his account suspended Wasn’t it part of his Twitter deal that he wasn’t allowed to get suspended?
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Oct 26, 2022 12:36
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No wait, it was a name alike Lol me culpa
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Entorwellian posted:He took his kids to see the Pope in that orchestrated twitter post, coinciding with the others posts with Musk talking about how people need to make more white babies. Hey props to the Musketeer on the far right, whether he's doing a stupid pose or just yawning/stretching, at least he looks like a human unlike the rest of the weird clan. Elon looks like he could've been photoshopped in. I think he'd prefer it that way, judging by how far he seems to want to be from his family.
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Oct 26, 2022 14:09
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They all have that big forward combed hair to hide the baldness.
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Oct 26, 2022 16:01
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SpaceAceJase posted:They were right about needing a high IQ to really "get" that show. I have a deep affection for shows that increasingly obviously hate their fanbase, see also Evangelion
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Oct 26, 2022 16:20
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SpaceAceJase posted:They were right about needing a high IQ to really "get" that show. Some dude traded a car to some lady for a container of that sauce 
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Oct 26, 2022 16:21
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Fans are bad. "Geeks" are bad. Influencers are bad. Fan "geeks" who will do anything to get social media attention should be guillotined.
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Oct 26, 2022 16:28
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Roblo posted:God he's really doubling down on that Kasparov poo poo. "I don't even own a house" yeah I'm sure your life is a real hardship. He's been living in this modest $18 million mansion, owned by one of his old Paypal partners.  And more recently he has been living in this $4.5 million mansion owned by his concubine Shivon Zilis, who he also employs, so it's only an extra step removed from his money.  Really proving Kasparov wrong there Elon.
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Oct 26, 2022 17:47
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Rebel Blob posted:He's been living in this modest $18 million mansion, owned by one of his old Paypal partners. I literally live surrounded by water. I require a pool. (I will minorly excuse this if the water is like hella toxic or whatever.)
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Oct 26, 2022 20:09
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https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1585347170991235073 Done deal?
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Oct 26, 2022 20:11
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The Butcher posted:I literally live surrounded by water. I require a pool. Also I suspect the shed in the back is the sleeping quarters for the "help". Old habits die hard.
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Oct 26, 2022 20:12
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"Chief Twit" made me laugh. Goddammit, Elon 
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Oct 26, 2022 20:15
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The Butcher posted:I literally live surrounded by water. I require a pool. It's full of live things, and not heated. Basically toxic.
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Oct 26, 2022 20:21
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The Butcher posted:I literally live surrounded by water. I require a pool. For some reason the fence pisses me off. I dont know why it just does. It looks so cheap
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Oct 26, 2022 20:36
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"I'm not broke, I'm not broke!" I scream as I slowly purchase a lovely social media platform
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Can't wait to sign up for exclusive trump dickpics
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