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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

zedprime posted:

I don't think Dr Oz knows what mac and cheese is but that seems like a reasonable base that is a few substitutions (replace nuts with more beans) and maybe a bit more aggressive seasoning away from being a reasonable veggie sauce.

After seeing that video of him.at a grocery store photo op buying veggies for crudite I'm sure he's absolutely clueless about anything remotely resembling normal humanity.

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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

It sounds like a fine pasta... sauce? but I can't imagine it tastes even remotely similar to max and cheese. i guess it's vegan and gluten free I think

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


I make a dish I call 'mac and fire' because its noodles in what is basically my refried bean/bean burrito filling but I make it runnier. I add a lot of cayenne pepper and jalapenos and habaneros to it for the 'fire' part. I'd never call it a healthy alternative to mac n cheese though; especially since I think the hamburger grease I keep in the freezer that I used to make the beans is worse for you than the butter or the cheese in mac n cheese.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
You can use cashews together with nutritional yeast to get something close to a cheese sauce, as a vegan substitute. So I think that may be the idea of that recipe. But just because of that doesn't make it super healthy or anything.

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



Yeah, cashew based cheesy sauces are fine if you need a milkless alternative, but adding sauerkraut..?



Surely strawberries will make these globs in milky broth look appetizing.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This is a goddamned felony

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cheese guilt now!


Also gently caress Oz and everything that comes up from his mouth.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

The cannellini beans made me raise my eyebrows, and the sauerkraut made them shoot off into the stratosphere.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


That whole recipe is just meme ingredients thrown into a literal blender. I expect that elsewhere that quack is pushing "naturally fermented bioactive sauerkraut" as some kind of woo gut biome panacea.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/this_is_mallory/status/1585365622346911744?s=20&t=spSHn1Q-xB8W2H6PKFkHsQ

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is there like a show I can watch that buff hobo shouting at vegetables?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

By popular demand posted:

Is there like a show I can watch that buff hobo shouting at vegetables?

Yes, it's called TikTok.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
It's actually very important to limit high-oxalate vegetables as a portion of your diet. It can lead to bladder sludge. And no more than 1 tbsp of fruits and root vegetables per kg of body weight.

Wait, you're a rabbit, right? Am I not talking to a rabbit right now?

Halloween Jack has a new favorite as of 16:41 on Oct 27, 2022

The General
Mar 4, 2007


https://twitter.com/InterestingPot/status/1585221296136151040

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I can't place that balalaika prog rock cover.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Lies, that machine merely sets the pizza not make it entire!
I demand satisfaction!

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Valko posted:

I was thinking the same thing.

Anyhow, check these out:


That's not chocolate. It's Marmite.



These rule. I often do a pack while cooking, they’re very more-ish.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Halloween Jack posted:

It's actually very important to limit high-oxalate vegetables as a portion of your diet. It can lead to bladder sludge. And no more than 1 tbsp of fruits and root vegetables per kg of body weight.

Wait, you're a rabbit, right? Am I not talking to a rabbit right now?
Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: bladder sludge

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_VuYPpjuWs

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


This video seems appropriate with the recent circus peanut discussion and halloweens n stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgDRlXjKTaA

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sekhmnet posted:

This video seems appropriate with the recent circus peanut discussion and halloweens n stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgDRlXjKTaA

That popped up the other day for me. I was gonna be mad at the assertion that candy corn only remains existent because people like to yell and argue about it, but I realized that my entire history of discussing candy corn does in fact consist of me yelling and arguing about it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
also redhots, like they're fine but you can't rock that poo poo year round.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

sushireal

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Would.

hell, add a bit of salt and now they're all philly rolls

why are you booing me

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


Ewwww, olives.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

This is clearly someones highdea, and i approve of most of it other then you shouldnt be a coward and put the ketchup on the side like that

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Sekhmnet posted:

This video seems appropriate with the recent circus peanut discussion and halloweens n stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgDRlXjKTaA

Lol, nobody knows who invented circus peanuts. Maybe aliens introduced them to our planet as a social experiment. When they come to allow the select chosen to join them amongst the stars, only those who enjoy circus peanuts will get to go!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

LifeSunDeath posted:

also redhots, like they're fine but you can't rock that poo poo year round.

It's bizarre how many candies have a literal one-day-a-year craving profile for me. One day of candy corn in October, one day of candy canes in December, one day of candy hearts and cinnamon hearts in February

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AI generated images are cheating

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire posted:

It's bizarre how many candies have a literal one-day-a-year craving profile for me. One day of candy corn in October, one day of candy canes in December, one day of candy hearts and cinnamon hearts in February

oh true, those candy hearts are great on that one day but terrible for a long range snack. if I had to choose an every day candy that's not snickers, I'd pick Nerds.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

oh true, those candy hearts are great on that one day but terrible for a long range snack. if I had to choose an every day candy that's not snickers, I'd pick Nerds.

Which flavor?

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
I could replace every meal with reeses pieces, and heck, maybe will one day

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I pick 80s Nerds that had a whole assortment of flavors.

To hell with this strawberry/grape binary future, internet isn't worth it

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Probably a shifting variety of Skittles for me

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

I pick 80s Nerds that had a whole assortment of flavors.

To hell with this strawberry/grape binary future, internet isn't worth it

It's because they're owned by Ferrara now, the same reason Butterfinger sucks rear end now

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Data Graham posted:

I pick 80s Nerds that had a whole assortment of flavors.

To hell with this strawberry/grape binary future, internet isn't worth it

The gently caress is with that anyhow? I remember so many flavors, Nerds were legit one of my favorite candies and it seems like a no-brainer just to crank those sugary fuckers out in every possible flavor but instead they switched to mutant varieties and like two flavors. Nerds Rope was the only worthwhile product of this.

Edit: answered while I type. And yeah, the Butterfinger really plummeted in quality, again from one of my favorites to one i haven't touched in years.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Iron Crowned posted:

It's because they're owned by Ferrara now, the same reason Butterfinger sucks rear end now

And here I had warm thoughts about Ferrara because they made Lemonheads and also Alexander the Grape and the hilariously racist Cherry Clan. Both of which I liked better than Lemonheads anyway but now they probably don't exist either, huh

(One time when I went to college I found myself within walking distance of a Smart & Final which sells bulk food for institutional and retail sales and I bought a huge box of Alexander the Grape and ate so many of them in a row that I permanently dissolved the enamel off one of my teeth, which got extracted later for ortho anyway but lol at what a self-own that was)

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