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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zokari posted:

wait so now crypto people are excited about 20k? i thought that used to be the floor

shhhhhhh, they don't know that

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



vortmax posted:

For the record, there is no center of the universe

If there's no center of the universe, then where does God live? I've got a starship delivery for Him and the address is "center of the universe".

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing

Zokari posted:

wait so now crypto people are excited about 20k? i thought that used to be the floor

It doesn't matter if it drops to $5. It used to be worth nothing. $5 is still huge gains.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Random Stranger posted:

If there's no center of the universe, then where does God live? I've got a starship delivery for Him and the address is "center of the universe".
VERY MISLEADING
It was the center of the galaxy

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
It's equally valid to say that every point in the universe is the center.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Salt Fish posted:

It's equally valid to say that every point in the universe is the center.

pretty egotistical of you to say.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

vortmax posted:

VERY MISLEADING
It was the center of the galaxy

What does God need with a starship?

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Salt Fish posted:

It's equally valid to say that every point in the universe is the center.
:hmmyes:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Every time I see a bunch of posts I think either buttcoin dropped to a new low or a crazed hodler is back and posting hard

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

I like the part where he reflects and the mistake he made was doing this while the price was going down, and he would try it again but next time when the price is going up.

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

Cowcaster posted:

it's adorable you think if we don't mention him he'll go away

:newfap:

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
Universe may not have a center, but Zuckerberg's Metaverse does. At the center, there's a low polygon, infinitely deep well that he keeps pouring money from his investors into.

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/Bluchips2/status/1585663040606728193

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Considering Cloud kills Seraph, this post is pretty ironic.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1585724288274931714

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

oh yeah well im launching a web infinity+1 startup

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!
merging v2 and v3? Winamp did it better :colbert:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Thanks for reminding me that it's called web5 because it's supposed to be web 2.0 + web3.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

new versions of the web must follow fibonacci numbering

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

In addition to the obvious, already-belabored question of, “What happened to Web4?”

I must also ask, why do they want to remind us of the lovely, awkward rave scenes from the Matrix sequels?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Launching web69, nice

Zathril
Nov 12, 2011
I can't believe they named the fourth web web5.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


Paladinus posted:

Thanks for reminding me that it's called web5 because it's supposed to be web 2.0 + web3.

Crypto: It really sucks the llama's rear end.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
every day I wake up to a new Web number, and I'm like yeah that's a grift, again.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I thought this was a parody of someone trying to send 21k of bitcoin that was worth 15k by the time they completed the transaction

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



web5: NUMBERS! MOVE NUMBER, TYPE NUMBER, SEE NUMBER

pofcorn
May 30, 2011
web5 because when you see it, you'll turn 540 degrees and walk away.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
The floor is just whatever price the manipulators of Tether decide to pump it to. Once those guys get locked away hold on to yer butts because bitcoin is gonna ccccrrrraaaaaasssshhhhh*












*hot take

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

stab posted:

The floor is just whatever price the manipulators of Tether decide to pump it to. Once those guys get locked away hold on to yer butts because bitcoin is gonna ccccrrrraaaaaasssshhhhh*












*hot take

that's so insane that it makes total sense

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

istewart posted:

In addition to the obvious, already-belabored question of, “What happened to Web4?”


It's been banished to the same place as Windows 9.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



jack's trying so hard

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ponzicar posted:

It's been banished to the same place as Windows 9.

And Leisure Suit Larry 4.

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?
web4 would be considered bad luck in asian cultures since the number four in chinese is this window looking thing with curtains, it'd be "curtain call"

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

somebody help jack off the internet

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Mad Dragon posted:

somebody help jack off the internet

like it needs any help doing that

...oh, the atque Jack, from the site. yes, we'd all be better off if he went outside and drank some more raw water or w/e that nonsense is called

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Had to google 'Raw Water'

FFS, send the asteroid already. :suicide:

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yEuPOCsnQg

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
jack should eat even less calories so his brain goes ssj galaxy even more.

also musk should ban jack because he's the original dad of twitter and therefore musk should unperson him and say how he founded twitter.

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1585838404624736256

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

This world is terminally stupid

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notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Hodl my dongl posted:

Not so broke that I can't keep wrecking every nocoiner on SA.

:getin:
:bern101:

Lmao you probably are now spending money you'd use to eat as it's all you have left, to buy SA accounts. Talk about a salty idiot.

Namaste, failure.


^^^^There's only one reason binance gave money to Twitter: they want to advertise with crypto. Which is probably 50% of why smooth brain musk bought it, to turn it into a scam advertising hellhole.

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