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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


elom bought the dump. I look forward to hearing about what the new posters had for lunch

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

French bread pizza op

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


gonna be lentil soup and one of the following (haven't decided yet but the Dahi Aloo Papri is fuckin amazing)

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


wound up having some kind of vegan hotdog bun and a potato latke then drank two martinis and passed out for a bit

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
i had some saltines and hummus, might have a sangwidge or something idk

so when can we post slurs on twitter, i want to call elon the n word

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
My work mamma made me a roast beef sandwich for breakfast, might have some toasted mini wheats for lunch

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
bean chops

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

riveting twitter content itt

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Twitter rivets in your penis. As a sex thing. Right down the shaft and set to vibrate any time Elon gets insulted.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I watched a TikTok about hot riveting. It was ok.

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
twitter? i barely even know'er! hehe

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
Borscht with a shitload of sour cream and buttered light rye toast.:ukraine:

I deactivated twitter but never really used it and only had it so I could read more thread replies.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

goatface posted:

Twitter rivets in your penis. As a sex thing. Right down the shaft and set to vibrate any time Elon gets insulted.

Dead of dehydration in like 4 minutes

Shamash9
Jan 25, 2010

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

elom bought the dump. I look forward to hearing about what the new posters had for lunch

I haven't eaten lunch yet but I'm feeling mongolian beef from the food truck close to work hbu

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Carne asada tacos op

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Snow Cone Capone posted:

gonna be lentil soup and one of the following (haven't decided yet but the Dahi Aloo Papri is fuckin amazing)


gobi manchurian sounds :discourse: fried cauliflower is great.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Twitter is good for news because all journalists are clout chasers and twitters the best route for the quick dopamine rush. It's also easy to aggregate content from multiple sources and from journalists directly so I don't have to scan a million different papers every day

It's bad for news because unless you do some individual research (lol) off Twitter and curate your feed/make lists garbage tier poo poo gets pushed right along with good stuff. The quickest and hottest takes are rewarded the most grinding nuance and standards further in the dust.

In conclusion a land of contrasts

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Scrambled eggs on buttered toast.

And then half a bag of Hawkins Cheezies.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Chief McHeath posted:

I’m in the midst of a week suspension for saying “someone put this nerd in a barrel and roll it in the river”

please don't threaten people who need to be guillotined

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Here’s hoping that the final arc of Elon’s life follows Lowtax’s exactly

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

cspam consists of 95% twitter reposts so it might as well finally close at midnight

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

run on sentience posted:

Borscht with a shitload of sour cream and buttered light rye toast.:ukraine:

I deactivated twitter but never really used it and only had it so I could read more thread replies.

Yeah I can't really imagine actually posting on twitter; you're screaming into the wind and the wind is a bunch of astroturfers, admen and bots who are paid to be there

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Hammerite posted:

gobi manchurian sounds :discourse: fried cauliflower is great.

update: a work thing came up and I ended up skipping lunch :(

but now i'm eating thai green curry tofu xxx spicy :)

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1585796605399162880

lmao

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Thanks for your service.....knot!!!

*Hands you a knot*

:smug:

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019



haters on the sidelines

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
do you think musk will keep the porn

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
trump's coming back

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
He's gonna totally accidentally fire everyone, then when the last person turns off twitter when they leave, he won't know how to turn it back on again.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

dr_rat posted:

He's gonna totally accidentally fire everyone, then when the last person turns off twitter when they leave, he won't know how to turn it back on again.

This prediction rings of truth

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I've been waiting for this day since the deal was announced. Elon Musk in the Twitter pilot's seat at 30,000ft open palm slamming the yoke through the instrument cluster. Destroy Twitter and you'll have a new fan, Mr. Musk.

Fred Breakfast
Aug 12, 2003

Last time I posted on this hellhole, I was single, renting a 100-year-old house that could barely pass code, at a dead-end job, and Lowtax was alive. Now I’m married, a father, a homeowner, have a job with advancement opportunities, and lowtax’s head is no longer in one piece.

Thanks Elon, look what you’ve made me do.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
seriously though i cant wait for trumps brain mush tweets and all the rest of the MAGA crowd going apeshit on twitter again

2024 is gonna be a loving disaster lmao

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On this same day, it was reported that Facebook has lost over 70% of its value in the past year, from $1 trillion down to $300b lmao

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

how in the gently caress was meta ever valued at a trillion dollars? lolol

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



2010 fyad coming in HOT

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


lol did twitter's background color change from blue to black

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Wendigee posted:

how in the gently caress was meta ever valued at a trillion dollars? lolol

well you see you can advertise on it

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Wendigee posted:

how in the gently caress was meta ever valued at a trillion dollars? lolol

:capitalism:

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




FuturePastNow posted:

lol did twitter's background color change from blue to black

our background means death

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