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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Give me my benzos back, Bucko

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1584927997450067969

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

twitter is hosed UP

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
That's uh.... quite the fetish there.... complete with Fleshlight Clear™

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
What the gently caress

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
honestly surprised she's not in a lobster costume

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
I'm not sure that''s real though, I can't find more info....

Anyone seen anything else to confirm?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
i looked into it and it's real. case closed.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

ben shapino posted:

i looked into it and it's real. case closed.
I_want_to_believe.jpg

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

that looks nice and comfy

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Foreverially tied up in a benzo meat coma. Delitized, defining his terms and loving it

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


pseudanonymous posted:

I find fascinating the kind of people who feel qualified to become life coaches.

The ol fingerless shop teacher preaching safety

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Heya hot lady this is hella kinky but I'll try anything once:pervert:

Just make sure ol' Benzo here don't make a sound, his diatribes kill the mood dead.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Looks like he's half in the bag tonight. Must've had some powerful cider.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
This is just some very weird fetish thing. Those are just belts, not proper medical restraints. Also the penis pump is not usually medically used.

I declare this Not Jorp.

But I will concur someone is being forever delitized. And as long as they and their partner are down with that, I guess it's not my business or problem.

Still pretty loving weird though.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Oh word?

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

it's a leaked picture of Nintendo's new controller design

note the nipples

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

looks similar to how I got my restless leg syndrome cured

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


I see someone watched that Cyberpunk Anime.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)




lmao what are you doing Yaldabaoth

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
where can i read more about the sensory deprivation tank which also jacks you off

for research purposes

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

I wonder if the Kayne thing will prompt jpp to go mask off a bit more.

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

Lampsacus posted:

I wonder if the Kayne thing will prompt jpp to go mask off a bit more.

idk, he looks way more mask on atm

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

MrQwerty posted:

lmao what are you doing step-Yaldabaoth

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

MrQwerty posted:

lmao what are you doing Yaldabaoth

"Yeah, that's me. You're probably wonder how I-"

Nope. Nooooope. Nuh-uh. No way. Negatory. Non. Nyet. Nein. Net. Negativ. The opposite of tak, da, si, ja, jo, whatever.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

The Butcher posted:

This is just some very weird fetish thing. Those are just belts, not proper medical restraints. Also the penis pump is not usually medically used.

I declare this Not Jorp.

But I will concur someone is being forever delitized. And as long as they and their partner are down with that, I guess it's not my business or problem.

Still pretty loving weird though.

In really high end hospitals they attach nipple suction cups and penis milking tubes to their coma patients. Also they immobilise then with straps to prevent bedsores.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hey doctor, how much to periodically electrify my testes?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I've had ECT before so in a way I tazed my balls.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

By popular demand posted:


Heya hot lady this is hella kinky but I'll try anything once:pervert:

Just make sure ol' Benzo here don't make a sound, his diatribes kill the mood dead.

Finally, were getting to the meat of the issue

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

The Butcher posted:

I declare this Not Jorp.
That is 100% not his daughter. It's a poo poo post. A good poo poo post that a lot of people probably fell for, but a good one, no doubt.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/MikhailaFuller/status/1585799115094388736

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
can't these turds all die already?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

lol she really is trying to kill him

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

By popular demand posted:

Hey doctor, how much to periodically electrify my testes?

*sighs and gets the one remaining functioning AED*

"What crypto do you have to pay with?"

"And just so you know there is a cheaper, but less precise option if you cannot afford."

*The doctor gestures at a lamp cord while wiggling his scalpel."

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


for anyone still wondering, this is a fairly well known jorp meme

real shame as i was hoping that douche relapsed :sigh:

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
As he even stated himself: this is her job. This is how she got part of daddy's money. She's too busy with her "influencer" career to fake post as him now and she wants someone else to automate the job for her. LMAO

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
So I m confused why isnt jordon trying to grift the Ukraine war. He loving see marxist everywhere....Say what is a cultural marxist anyway?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:jewish:

anyone telling you different is lying.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Batterypowered7 posted:

Someone should really interrupt him mid diatribe and just outright say he hasn't come close to answering the question and that he's breaking his own rule about being concise. Or just let him finish and then ask the question again while pointing out he never gave an answer. Just really corner the man.

I feel like Jon Stewart should interview him. I enjoy Stewart, and while I won't say that he's the best interviewer, he definitely calls people out on their bullshit. He'd have a field day with Jorp.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Ups_rail posted:

So I m confused why isnt jordon trying to grift the Ukraine war. He loving see marxist everywhere....Say what is a cultural marxist anyway?

Cultural Marxism is a dogwhistle term for Jewish people controlling social issues. The OG Nazis called this "Cultural Bolshevism" as 'practised' by the Soviets. In the Jortypede's case I don't think he's fully aware of its connotations, even thought he's been told about it, and it's part of why so many anti-Semites love him, much to his apparent dismay.

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