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Hihohe posted:https://twitter.com/CasadoDelphin/status/1387104257585803266?s=20&t=dCrVRWCzhOwT0Udeoul34A These things are absolute essentials in Warhammer 40k: Armageddon: DA ORKS! on Steam. Really stupid simple lite-tactics game, lots of fun if you wanna be da boyz and smack humies around. Actually all the grot units in that game were better than they had any right to be. The grot nuke catapult thing just chews through Guard armor.
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scientific question for you biologists out there: are goblins covered in a mucus membrane like slugs?
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 15:30 |
Only cave goblins are covered in a mucus
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 15:38 |
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Hihohe posted:Only cave goblins are covered in a mucus This is snot goblin erasure and I will not stand for it.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 15:46 |
GimpInBlack posted:This is snot goblin erasure and I will not stand for it. Snot goblins just cover themselves in thier own snot, it is not a mucus membrane like cave goblins have.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 15:50 |
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snot goblins come from nose caverns, they're a subtype of cave goblin
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 01:29 |
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Snotlings and snot gobbos - the argument for a nested clade. Welcome to the presentation of my PhD thesis, where we will dwelve deeper into the caverns of this contested topic. *dry academic laughter in the auditorium*. When considering the typical trope of these fellas, the propensity for utilizing mucus, from a phylogeographic point of view...
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 10:02 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2022 16:57 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 13:54 |
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goblyamory
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 07:13 |
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Too many "broodmothers" in fantasy races imo, goblins wouldn't stand for that!!
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 19:01 |
Communist Thoughts posted:Too many "broodmothers" in fantasy races imo, goblins wouldn't stand for that!! Agreed But also we need more gay gobbos!
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 20:12 |
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Had a friend and his family including his 12 and 10 year old daughters over for lunch the other day and at one point he was lightly teasing the 12 year old about the 5(!) empty Nutella jars that they found under her bed that she'd apparently purloined from the cupboard and polished off with a spoon over the course of a few months. I said something along the lines of "I can just picture you dancing over your treasure horde of chocolate like a cheeky little goblin shouting "skrinky skronky skree skraw". 10 minutes later her and her sister were what I can only describe as enthusiastically goblin dancing at each other chanting "skrinky skronky skree skraw". so thank you, thread, for inspiring a wholesome family moment. My question is: given that my friend's daughters are clearly goblin changelings, what apart from Nutella should he be feeding them?
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:16 |
Rats, bugs, and other vermin, goblins basically have the diet of a cat.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:22 |
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You can feed a goblin pretty much anything but it's very important for dietary reasons that at least one meal a day be acquired through theft or guile. Most GPs recommend conspicuous statements like "I'm just leaving this here for a minute" followed by turning your back or leaving the room.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 23:21 |
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Splicer posted:You can feed a goblin pretty much anything but it's very important for dietary reasons that at least one meal a day be acquired through theft or guile. Most GPs recommend conspicuous statements like "I'm just leaving this here for a minute" followed by turning your back or leaving the room. This is how I fed the neighborhood cat yesterday, so maybe he's also a goblin.
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 00:02 |
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Interestingly enough, not only are all cats goblins, but since all birds are basically cats at heart, all birds are also goblins. Therefore, goblins are dinosaurs. Pictured: Yi qi, a goblin.
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 17:33 |
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Breetai posted:Had a friend and his family including his 12 and 10 year old daughters over for lunch the other day and at one point he was lightly teasing the 12 year old about the 5(!) empty Nutella jars that they found under her bed that she'd apparently purloined from the cupboard and polished off with a spoon over the course of a few months. I said something along the lines of "I can just picture you dancing over your treasure horde of chocolate like a cheeky little goblin shouting "skrinky skronky skree skraw". I like this.
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 18:54 |
Normalize being a little goblin, just a funny lil guy.
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 18:56 |
https://twitter.com/Bolovitz/status/1576965695023513600?t=6hwqJFyDYbOOuUBDQ7ZAgQ&s=19
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 14:10 |
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love that children, absolute best goblins
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 06:59 |
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I got a random youtube recommendation of someone painting a goblin knight so I thought I'd share: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAeG0qDBOOc
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 18:28 |
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As with anything on Twitter, there's a chance of seeing NSFW art, but apparently there's been a gobtober (Goblin-themed Inktober style drawing prompt/challenge) hashtag
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 00:24 |
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Out of the first ten I looked at right now, all were lewd or horny, lol.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 00:31 |
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Sometime in the last few years, goblins became sexy.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 00:43 |
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Yeah bafflingly horny online communities apparently have pivoted from goblins being 'mischievous little critters that skrinky skronky skree skraw' to 'impossibly busty shortstacks with abs as well for some reason'. 2010: "Beware traveller, for I shall steal your coin purse!" 2020: "YEAH IM A GOBLIN. GOBBLIN' THIS DIIIIIIIIIII..."
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 01:01 |
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I'm gonna blaim Twilight Princess for this
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 01:10 |
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Breetai posted:Yeah bafflingly horny online communities apparently have pivoted from goblins being 'mischievous little critters that skrinky skronky skree skraw' to 'impossibly busty shortstacks with abs as well for some reason'. To be fair "sexy" Goblins still often are of the "skrinky skronky skree skraw" type as well(there's an artist on Twitter named Rapscallion who does a lot of that that can't really be shared here because well they are very much a smut artist)
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 01:35 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:I'm gonna blaim Twilight Princess for this World of Warcraft doubled-down on it when they released playable goblins in 2010.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 02:00 |
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drrockso20 posted:To be fair "sexy" Goblins still often are of the "skrinky skronky skree skraw" type as well(there's an artist on Twitter named Rapscallion who does a lot of that that can't really be shared here because well they are very much a smut artist)
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 02:05 |
Breetai posted:Yeah bafflingly horny online communities apparently have pivoted from goblins being 'mischievous little critters that skrinky skronky skree skraw' to 'impossibly busty shortstacks with abs as well for some reason'.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 03:42 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 03:43 |
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Zereth posted:The latter is not incompatible with stealing the person they're talking to's money "Ha ha, you rolled stats for your pickpocket and got 8 Dex and 18 CHA. Wanna reroll?" "Wanna hold my loving beer?"
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 06:10 |
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Okay y'all are just moving this thread in gradually hornier directions bit by bit and now I'm scared that I'll blink and it'll turn into "Gobblin' thread: tiny scronkers with big green honkers".
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 06:15 |
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Goblins do love caves
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 07:13 |
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Breetai posted:"Ha ha, you rolled stats for your pickpocket and got 8 Dex and 18 CHA. Wanna reroll?" Funny thing is the artist I mentioned before is doing two different RPG's specifically in that vein, one a Fantasy Cyberpunk mod of D&D 5e, the other a sort of Stone/Bronze Age Fantasy that's semi OSR derived and yeah both lean in that direction quite heavily
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 08:01 |
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I've had this image for years.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 09:59 |
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sasha_d3ath posted:
#bless
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:25 |
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From the retro FPS Thread; https://twitter.com/DUSKdev/status/1589057646883405824?t=oHzC_Z44ZC_pI3lyDTKupw&s=19
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 03:35 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 10:21 |
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Is it okay to link to Reddit comments? Cuz this is a good comment.
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 06:50 |