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Elon, it's Ruby on Rails not emerald in mines.
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Moo Cowabunga posted:when does @realdonaldtrump reactivate? i put my money on before december 1st.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 06:14 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Elon, it's Ruby on Rails not emerald in mines. GRAHMS DID THEY SAY RAILS
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 06:22 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Elon, it's Ruby on Rails not emerald in mines.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 06:39 |
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c'mon guy we've got some work to do here at twitter hq \
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 07:01 |
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two hats. what a guy.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 07:19 |
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Moo Cowabunga posted:two hats. what a guy. incontrovertible proof that elon invented tf2, and is a true modern-day einstein (except richer = smarter)
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 07:23 |
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one thing i remember from organizational theory and general best practice in M&A is that you want to make sure to disturb things as much as possible and create breaks in continuity in the people who know the most about the company you just overpaid for firing the CEO, CFO and Head of Legal Policy is fantastic... https://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1585845367651766273?s=20&t=Bp58LGrQaBl8K01qG48IOw
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 08:21 |
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finally, a better tweet to pin than the insane shirt I stole the tag from shout out to the other yosposters giving me the pity follows
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 08:59 |
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the original tweet is peak Elon, but the follow-up adds a whole new dimension https://twitter.com/DaveHolmes/status/1585803140418351104?s=20&t=bT3whBoRyKI6k9gkbZKR_w https://twitter.com/DaveHolmes/status/1585816159646990336?s=20&t=bT3whBoRyKI6k9gkbZKR_w
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 09:10 |
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refleks posted:one thing i remember from organizational theory and general best practice in M&A is that you want to make sure to disturb things as much as possible and create breaks in continuity in the people who know the most about the company you just overpaid for tbh i doubt this makes twitter as a company/investment worse in any way. though to some extent that is because it is difficult to imagine it worse.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 10:28 |
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of course the general counsel of 10 years was also fired From Bloomberg quote:Sean Edgett, who has been general counsel at Twitter since 2012, according to people familiar with the matter. Edgett was escorted out of the building, said two of the people, who asked not to be identified because the information isn’t public.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 10:32 |
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refleks posted:of course the general counsel of 10 years was also fired lol this is like the worst possible thing you could do on day 1 "decapitating the company and removing any and all institutional knowledge including in the legal team is definitely not something that will come back to haunt me, a smart boy!"
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 10:37 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lol this is like the worst possible thing you could do on day 1 I mean, yes you clearly want to have institutional knowledge when it comes to the legal situation of a company you just bought… BUT… that guy made Elon look bad in court. Seriously, getting destroyed in a court case and then having an opportunity to employ the lawyer that lead the team which so thoroughly trounced you would normally be a good thing. You now have a much better legal team working for you than the idiots you previously hired. But not if you’re Elon Musk! Better to have idiots working for you, because it makes you look smarter.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 10:48 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I would not be in the slightest bit surprised if his other stuff (spacex etc) is actually being cross funded on short term revolving debt or something I think it's well understood that much of musk's companies are massively intertwined in debt and stock deals he orchestrated. Tesla and space x are the only ones with actual "money" that he would routinely siphon from for the dumb poo poo he does, ie nueralink and boring company. He also massively relies on those companies resources to do much of the public facing big things boring company did.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 10:49 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lol this is like the worst possible thing you could do on day 1 His street team of Bobs Odenkirk is much smarter than this left-wing ivory tower soyboy cuck.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 10:50 |
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imagine surviving as general counsel for twitter for 10 years. how many bodies has he buried and you sack him. its gonna be like tesla where there will never be a general counsel
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 11:18 |
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LanceHunter posted:Apparently a lot of the loans are being secured by Elon's Tesla stock. So if Twitter goes bankrupt we get to see them shuttered and get to see Morgan Stanley become the majority owner of Tesla. official founder of Tesla, Morgan Stanley
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 12:07 |
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, yes you clearly want to have institutional knowledge when it comes to the legal situation of a company you just bought… BUT… that guy made Elon look bad in court. in any other situation, sure, but i don’t think the situation here was elon having bad lawyers
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 12:48 |
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now that elon owns twitter his "hey wanna work at my hardcore litigation department?" tweets will be 10-15x more powerful though, he'll have all the legal advice he needs
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 12:53 |
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Elon is going to install the people he hired from his tweet looking to hire lawyers.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 12:55 |
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he's gonna put gina carano in charge of legal but then fire her after she refuses his baby offer
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 12:56 |
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tweets are gonna start crashing into cop cars
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 13:45 |
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OK question one, what does #is_nazi=yes mean.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:05 |
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Crossposting from CSPAM: Fascism speedrun has begun https://twitter.com/business/status/1585995828488986626
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:13 |
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https://twitter.com/verysmallriver/status/1514575288319070214
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:31 |
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fritz posted:official founder of Tesla, Morgan Stanley genuine lmao
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:33 |
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gschmidl posted:Crossposting from CSPAM: twitter macht frei
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:38 |
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gschmidl posted:Crossposting from CSPAM: a genius move by elon, making his social network acquisition only the second stupidest in recent memory. assuming kanye can't just walk away from parler now.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:42 |
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:49 |
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i registered my dotcom the day he said "gonna buy twtr for memeprice" and im just gonna do an old school blog ppl can get notifs on i think. most of my traffic is posting at cool lgbtq hardware hackers and qrt'ing musky and bazingas to make fun of them, and all of that is prob going away from twitter soon also cohost is coming up nicely and i enjoy hanging there, though its a bit quiet yet
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:52 |
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who knows how successful anything will be, but almost surely 1000 carefully thought out alternatives will pop up over the next few years.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:56 |
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oh yeah cohost is cozy and made by a friend of the 'pos; I gotta remember to hang out there more ed: cohost.org/nathan Dijkstracula fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Oct 28, 2022 |
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i got to try cohost when it was just beta testing and am happy to say that i love it cohost.org/Cariad btw
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:16 |
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yeah, cohost seems pretty sweet actually, ill give it a go
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:18 |
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I'm on cohost
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:18 |
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I’m on cohost but I can’t post lol
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:21 |
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Hard Fork did an emergency podcast about Elon's Twitter purchase. The most interesting fact: Every Twitter employee who gets RSUs is due for their next grant on November 1st. It'll be an enormous expense. For every employee that Elon fires before the 1st, he'll save a bunch of money. So everyone there has a sword of Damocles over their head that is likely to fall on Monday. LanceHunter fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Oct 28, 2022 |
# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:37 |
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fritz posted:official founder of Tesla, Morgan Stanley
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# ? May 30, 2024 20:10 |
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i've never had stock bought out before. how does this work? will vanguard just send me an email all, 'btw there's money in your account now instead of twitter stock, enjoy' or will i need to do something like sell it on my own? idk
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