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juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


jordan peterson rules hes like always talking about how modern society is so complicated you cant possibly criticise it until youve mastered its systems by becoming a successful person, anyway meanwhile his day job is criticising modern society and hes so bad at life he hosed up something as basic as eating, then got addicted to like the worst drug to get addicted to, then got kidnapped and elder abused by his own daughter and put in a coma to go cold turkey which seems to have broken his already weak ability to manage his emotions or make a coherent argument

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Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Ups_rail posted:

So I m confused why isnt jordon trying to grift the Ukraine war. He loving see marxist everywhere....Say what is a cultural marxist anyway?

Somewhere between thinly veiled antisemitism and generic term for “thing I don’t like”

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I feel like Jon Stewart should interview him. I enjoy Stewart, and while I won't say that he's the best interviewer, he definitely calls people out on their bullshit. He'd have a field day with Jorp.

Jorp from the time period he was interviewed by jim jefferies might have been able to overwhelm jon with endless circular bullshit

Nowadays he would just get cornered within minutes and would start crying

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
I’ve only listened to a little bit of Stewart’s new podcast, but I get the vibe that even if he could press people on stuff, he’s always going to leave them space for a friendly/jokey out unless they really give him a reason to really hate their guts.

Reminds me of when he interviewed Bill O’reiley on the Daily Show. Everyone thought he could and should skewer the poo poo out of him, but he kept it friendly and light instead.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Stephen Colbert on O'Reilly was wonderful. Bill was absolutely livid and Colbert, as always, never broke character once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QquTUR9nbC4

edit: lol Bill's crew is laughing in the background


Also it was funny when Stewart ruined Tucker on his old CNN show.

edit: huh, this was in the Youtube sidebar. Apparently I've seen this before but I do not remember him going before congress in character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewPburLEZyY

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Oct 28, 2022

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks for the info guys. I always assumed cultural marxist was his word for a stand in boogie man.

Also I dont want to pollute my youtube feed. But does anyone remember that video "the rise of jordon peterson" from a few years ago? for some reason I wonder it still holds up.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.


BRB gonna gamify some romance

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Uh, that dude is still married?

Yikes.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

His benzo addiction stemmed from his wife getting cancer giving him intolerable anxiety, so I guess she appreciates his dedication to dying before her.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
she farms orphans for a hobby

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It still seems implied his wife married him to get a front-row seat to the trainwreck.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Getting married? Sounds gay.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Uh, that dude is still married?

Yikes.

I don't think that's his wife in the picture, I thought she was south Asian?

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Another Bill posted:



BRB gonna gamify some romance

Is this real? I dont think this is real? there are not lobsters. This is like that stupid joke about musk taking a sink to twitter.

Also again I m having some flash back to some jordon video where he talks about relationships and how promiscuouity hurts men and women.....wait oh poo poo hes doing a the PUA grift hahaha

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.
It's real and I got it as a targeted ad on Facebook fml

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Another Bill posted:

It's real and I got it as a targeted ad on Facebook fml
You stared too long into the poop and now the poop stares back at you....

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Oct 29, 2022

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
The backwards R in the title is a secret nod to the Russians.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Mister Speaker posted:

The backwards R in the title is a secret nod to the Russians.

The two R's actually represent gay marriage since gay men have sex by crossing penises. Now everyone has been duly informed and enlightened. Please like and subscribe and donate to my patreon. thx

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I do a lot of chud hobbies and buy chud products and FB bombards me with right wing coffee poo poo. Black Rifle, other poo poo with skulls on it, guns, death, so much insane poo poo. I always block them and it's gotten better after like a month. But there is always so absolutely desperately trying to be tough and masculine ad for stuff. Every day.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I do a lot of chud hobbies and buy chud products and FB bombards me with right wing coffee poo poo. Black Rifle, other poo poo with skulls on it, guns, death, so much insane poo poo. I always block them and it's gotten better after like a month. But there is always so absolutely desperately trying to be tough and masculine ad for stuff. Every day.

I dont mean to pry, but what are chud hobbies? you like hunt or shoot?

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Ups_rail posted:

I dont mean to pry, but what are chud hobbies? you like hunt or shoot?

Cuckold porn.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Ups_rail posted:

I dont mean to pry, but what are chud hobbies? you like hunt or shoot?

drinkin', smokin', shootin' guns, drivin' cars, crushin' beer cans on your forehead, hootin', hollerin' Van Halen lyrics at the top of your lungs

this is just my List of Heteronormative Hobbies but it applies

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Ups_rail posted:

I dont mean to pry, but what are chud hobbies? you like hunt or shoot?

Yeah target shooting and C&R collecting so everything that comes along with that (ammo, supplies, bags, oil, etc). A whole lot of camping/survival/hiking poo poo which I'd imagine would trigger a flag. I've gotten stuff like belts that are targeted towards gun owners (I loving love my belt).

Honestly I have no idea how they get so much information or why they have targeted me for that. I haven't gone shooting in at least a year and haven't bought anything related since but the super targeted ads started popping up a few months ago. Not when I was into it, but now. It has been upsetting me.

Agents are GO! posted:

Cuckold porn.

And this... of course.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

marriage gives you that benzo rictus.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Yeah target shooting and C&R collecting so everything that comes along with that (ammo, supplies, bags, oil, etc). A whole lot of camping/survival/hiking poo poo which I'd imagine would trigger a flag. I've gotten stuff like belts that are targeted towards gun owners (I loving love my belt).

Honestly I have no idea how they get so much information or why they have targeted me for that. I haven't gone shooting in at least a year and haven't bought anything related since but the super targeted ads started popping up a few months ago. Not when I was into it, but now. It has been upsetting me.

And this... of course.

yeah its pretty interesting to see what FB thinks I am because you'd think I was the hardest chud with a soft spot for skincare and women's jewelry from canada if you looked at my FB ad profile

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Yeah target shooting and C&R collecting so everything that comes along with that (ammo, supplies, bags, oil, etc). A whole lot of camping/survival/hiking poo poo which I'd imagine would trigger a flag. I've gotten stuff like belts that are targeted towards gun owners (I loving love my belt).

Honestly I have no idea how they get so much information or why they have targeted me for that. I haven't gone shooting in at least a year and haven't bought anything related since but the super targeted ads started popping up a few months ago. Not when I was into it, but now. It has been upsetting me.

And this... of course.

Yeah you have a consumer profile. Also the internet thinks you need to take a dose of Dr petersons marriage advice.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Manly man poo poo

Oh hey C&R, etc. buddy! Yeah, same, and though I haven’t bought any of that stuff for a couple of years now, I suddenly am getting ads for gas masks and buckets of freeze-dried Patriot Chow for the last couple of months.

What’s really been nauseating is this one tactical body armor vendor’s ads. Clear Dominionist dogwhistle poo poo that makes me despair for the future of the republic, seriously.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
Hell yeah. Jorp has been PUA-adjacent for years now, but I am so glad he is finally mainlining the RED PILL right into his benzo-filled veins. This is going to open up a whole new world of lovely takes. If he writes a red pill book...omg. Podcasters would have a loving field day.

Ups_rail posted:

I dont mean to pry, but what are chud hobbies? you like hunt or shoot?
Everything sold in a Cabela's catalog.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

The Cubelodyte posted:

What’s really been nauseating is this one tactical body armor vendor’s ads. Clear Dominionist dogwhistle poo poo that makes me despair for the future of the republic, seriously.

I grew up in a school ran by basically a cult. The antichrist is amoung us, the war in the golf is a sign of the end times! The MARK OF THE BEAST THE YEAR 2000 IS ALMOST UPON US!

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Gamifying your marriage can work.

I get 1 point for going to work, 10 points for taking a shower, 25 for making dinner, and a whole hundred for satisfying them first as they sigh, close their eyes, and allow me to finish.

It's exhausting, but I think I can win before the end of the divorce proceedings.

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

The Butcher posted:

Gamifying your marriage can work.

I get 1 point for going to work, 10 points for taking a shower, 25 for making dinner, and a whole hundred for satisfying them first as they sigh, close their eyes, and allow me to finish.

It's exhausting, but I think I can win before the end of the divorce proceedings.

Im picturing that reward system chart someone posted on reddit where the husband got points for chores and could trade them in for legos or funko pops and possibly blowjobs. Lets make our relationship even more transactional!

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Another Bill posted:



BRB gonna gamify some romance

Marriage is when two golden Rs get together and entwine their dicks.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Why is Tammy's arm going into a sock puppet attached to a little tiny hand holding a glass of water?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ups_rail posted:

I grew up in a school ran by basically a cult. The antichrist is amoung us, the war in the golf is a sign of the end times! The MARK OF THE BEAST THE YEAR 2000 IS ALMOST UPON US!

lol at basing a sign of the end times on a war in the middle east may as well base it on the mcdonalds ice cream machine being broken

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Robo Reagan posted:

lol at basing a sign of the end times on a war in the middle east may as well base it on the mcdonalds ice cream machine being broken

I was a child in the 1990's. And I had people explain where white/black people came from. Its was really really stupid.

Okay so back to Jordan.

I was in the shower and thinking about his...decline....

The PUA stuff reminded me when all that was big almost like what 20 years ago? I remember reading a web book debunking the PUA "community" and it was basically grifters going after poorly socialized men, with stories of STDH.

Jordan is really late to that game also he had a guidebook for young men about manning up. So what product could he possible sell for having good dates?

lol His next product will be the Jordan Peterson Orgasm protocol he will in his sexy voice tell you how to make women come. And it will involve talking about marxism....alot.

Also I remember he had a video where he showed that scene from the lion king where the female lion makes bedroom eyes at simba....if jordon a furry.

Herrvillain
Apr 13, 2008

Nobody Interesting posted:

Why is Tammy's arm going into a sock puppet attached to a little tiny hand holding a glass of water?

It's a Kermit puppet.

I thought this was a really subtle hoax, but it's in the video announcement on the Daily Wire's youtube channel as well, so...

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Nobody Interesting posted:

Why is Tammy's arm going into a sock puppet attached to a little tiny hand holding a glass of water?

It took me a minute, but yeah, that's what it looks like, she's wearing a hand puppet. Idgi

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Robo Reagan posted:

lol at basing a sign of the end times on a war in the middle east may as well base it on the mcdonalds ice cream machine being broken

this seems like an opportune time for the daily reminder that this is what George W Bush literally thought he was doing

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The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
That is 100% a sock puppet, you can see it's googly eyes. Mrs peterson has to wear that so he can talk to her. He's bad at maintainting eye contact and just starts crying, so the puppet helps

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