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Bad Purchase posted:what he's asking for, even ignoring the printer part of it, is absurd and shows how little he understands about actual professional software development. most of the work on a mature product like twitter is likely small patches, bugfixes, etc., not whole new standalone units of code that it would even make sense to assemble into a monolithic report.  
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Musk is very familiar with going berserk for mysterious reasons.
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Oct 29, 2022 02:18
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No way they’d let some random idiot be boss just because he has the most money invested…
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Is this real?
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big nipples big life posted:Is this real? Well, without that, the compiler would throw an error. Because of syntax Oh right right right, trick question good you caught it.
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big nipples big life posted:Is this real? Yes, they pulled his texts for the deposition. https://twitter.com/techemails/status/1585804674170355712  maximum amazing
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Oct 29, 2022 02:25
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More like maximum cringe.
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hahaha musk saying "i don't think anyone should be the boss of anyone" is the most biggest obvious lie i've ever seen from him
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Ror posted:Yes, they pulled his texts for the deposition. lmao a few months later and the CEO is the bad guy, because he won't let Elon wriggle out of buying the company, and must be fired asap the 🔥🔥 is the bridge he's about to burn
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i'm totally in with the hardcore programmer types ya feel me?
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Oct 29, 2022 02:33
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Nobody should be the boss of anybody else, but I must be able to fire anyone who disagrees with me.
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Ror posted:Yes, they pulled his texts for the deposition. I want to see the bag of meth he did in the 10 minutes of writing that poo poo. 
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If news outlets had usable websites instead of whatever the gently caress happens when you click a NYT or CNN link, this could have all been avoided.
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shame on an IGA posted:$45bn is a terrible price for a dying social media site but a pretty good deal for every journalist on earth's DMs 100% dead serious enormous problem that I haven't heard anyone else bring up yet. Everyone who has ever used twitter for any private conversations, EVER, is completely compromised. Doesn't matter if accounts were deleted years ago, everything's right there for the taking E: hey, state actors reading this thread: give us some kind of finder's fee for the idea after you call your commanding officer Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Oct 29, 2022 |
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how secure do you think it was before? wasn't there a revolving door of saudi agents working at twitter already? and at least according to that security guy who testified about the bad practices a month or two ago, tons of people have access to the production systems.
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Finding out that story about the engineers getting fired was fake was the most disappointing thing I've seen all week. I should've known a story as hilarious as "man fired by Elon can't afford Tesla" was too good to be true.
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TwoPair posted:Finding out that story about the engineers getting fired was fake was the most disappointing thing I've seen all week. I should've known a story as hilarious as "man fired by Elon can't afford Tesla" was too good to be true. On the other hand, it's always hilarious seeing how poorly modern "journalists" do their job, so who's to say if that story's good or bad.
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Wifi Toilet posted:On the other hand, it's always hilarious seeing how poorly modern "journalists" do their job, so who's to say if that story's good or bad. Yeah chin up, ligma made national news 
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Sentient Data posted:100% dead serious enormous problem that I haven't heard anyone else bring up yet. Everyone who has ever used twitter for any private conversations, EVER, is completely compromised. Doesn't matter if accounts were deleted years ago, everything's right there for the taking this is why every real-deal journalist on twitter has "contact me on signal #12345679" in their bio
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Looking forward to when Elon buys an airline and immediately suggests that they make the whole plane out of the black box material
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Honestly I appreciate the fact that this community sees elon for the dumb richboi that he is
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I know Twitter had a lot of bad. I also know it had a bit of good. I won't mourn the loss of the it at all, but I am pretty excited to see how quickly advertisers and users flee the site/app, and how quickly Elon costs himself and his billionaire boys a good chunk of change. The site has been hemorrhaging money, and yanking it off the market and allowing everyone to tweet the n-word as much as they want is just going to make the money loss go even faster. It owns. Like everything Elon does, he just lives to own himself. You how in movies/TV shows where out-of-touch writers try to insert some sort of stereotypical cool-brah lingo or lines for characters from subcultures they don't understand or know anything about and it sounds super cringey? Some monkey with a typewriter wrote that line in Elon's brain and he actually put it out into the universe. worm girl posted:You may be unhappy to learn that that dude is a huge misogynist and islamophobe who rode to popularity on the gamergate/MRA wave of the mid 2010s. Yes it's weird that he's also anti-Trump and doesn't like Musk, but broken clocks and all. Nice Tuckpointing! posted:If you want good takedown deep dives, look into Common Sense Skeptic's YouTube. Don't let the chud name fool you. Unlike Thunderfoot, CSS seems to have his head screwed on right and doesn't have a hate boner for
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Lol what a rube https://twitter.com/TechEmails/status/1585804677588787200?s=20&t=A6iTAUZAucL-l-H7ZXsZ4Q
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PITY BONER posted:You how in movies/TV shows where out-of-touch writers try to insert some sort of stereotypical cool-brah lingo or lines for characters from subcultures they don't understand or know anything about and it sounds super cringey? Some monkey with a typewriter wrote that line in Elon's brain and he actually put it out into the universe. He’s like a character from The Big Bang Theory made manifest.
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Zugzwang posted:Looking forward to when Elon buys an airline and immediately suggests that they make the whole plane out of the black box material lol musk is an ironman rick, he already built space ships himself, making an air plane is just like making a space ship but doing the button under space. bing bang boom so easy. reminder that there's musk stan twitter posts that go "lol why does NOAA still use prop planes for their hurricane planes? lol WW1 tech? Musk should let them borrow his rockets. to fly into the hurricanes. im a very smart human that knows how hurricanes work and didnt just drunk/high skim the wikipedia page"
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Zugzwang posted:Looking forward to when Elon buys an airline and immediately suggests that they make the whole plane out of the black box material "Welcome aboard MuskAir, where we live by the words 'Go Fast and Break Things' - in lieu of a safety briefing, please enjoy this video on the life of our founder, and world's specialest boy, Elon Musk. We'll be in the air in a couple seconds because waiting for take off clearance is job-killing regulation."
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Tesla Planes could inexplicably crash into schools and orphanages when ever the autopilot is on, and Musk fanboys would still try to defend him
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Zugzwang posted:Looking forward to when Elon buys an airline and immediately suggests that they make the whole plane out of the black box material Welcome to MuskAir, In the event of an emergency the doors will lock and the batteries will ignite
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Musk fanboys are the worst. https://twitter.com/Terry_Djony/status/1575762004588916736 The Awesomesaurus posted:He’s like a character from The Big Bang Theory made manifest. lol
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The fact that Elon laid off Mr ligma and Mr Johnson is just bullshit
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Love all the professional, c-suite chat and then the loving bumbling idiot Musk responses How I loathe this man
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I'm going to print out 50 pages of code but it's actually just ASCII Art of a hydra with dicks for heads. I will be immediately hired
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MiracleFlare posted:I'm going to print out 50 pages of code but it's actually just ASCII Art of a hydra with dicks for heads. Oh so that's what hardcore code means
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a good boss would ask to review the last 50 shitposts you made on company time
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Bad Purchase posted:a good boss would ask to review the last 50 shitposts you made on company time sorry but ur fired
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kru posted:sorry but ur fired here's $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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lmao:WSJ posted:As part of the deal, Twitter will add about $13 billion of debt. Analysts estimate, based on terms previously laid out in documents related to the transaction, that Twitter would be on the hook for annual interest payments of more than $1 billion, compared with some $51 million in 2021. Twitter has posted average annual earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization of about $700 million over the past five years. elon's gonna lose so much loving money
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