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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011

Klyith posted:

lmao:

elon's gonna lose so much loving money

I don't think he really cares.

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

BoldFace posted:

I don't think he really cares.

Yeah until he's not actually super-rich anymore and can pretend everything's all cool on Twitter/in interviews, his sycophants will have his back.

e: I mean, he clearly didn't want to lose the money in the first place, I just don't think he cares about people saying it was a bad deal because he'll just use the classic "nuh uh" defense and people will bend over backwards to say he's right.

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Oct 29, 2022

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


These loving dinguses, jfc

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


letting people say the n-word and stalk trans people without any veil of moderation: critical to humanity

kinda wanna call them the word I called Ron DeSantis that got me banned last time

edit: someone give me a sixer

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Oct 29, 2022

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Klyith posted:

lmao:

elon's gonna lose so much loving money

Don't worry, he's got some friends to help him out with the money situation

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1586364135469895683

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

BoldFace posted:

I don't think he really cares.

Nah if he didn’t care he wouldn’t have tried and back out.

The only reason he bought twitter is he backed himself into a corner he couldn’t escape

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
Elon just can’t stop winning. I’m curious how the sycophants will spin this and how many other companies will follow suit

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/28/gm-temporarily-suspends-advertising-on-twitter-following-elon-musk-takeover.html

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

MrQwerty posted:

letting people say the n-word and stalk trans people without any veil of moderation: critical to humanity

When these psychopaths talk about "humanity" they mean the very tiny demographic that meets their lovely and arbitrary standards.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Yaldabaoth posted:

When these psychopaths talk about "humanity" they mean the very tiny demographic that meets their lovely and arbitrary standards.

this is going to be one of the few posts you make that I hard-agree with :hmmyes:

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

MrQwerty posted:

letting people say the n-word and stalk trans people without any veil of moderation: critical to humanity

kinda wanna call them the word I called Ron DeSantis that got me banned last time

edit: someone give me a sixer

lmao

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1586253675583852544

he's going to add an n word slider.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

koshmar posted:

Elon just can’t stop winning. I’m curious how the sycophants will spin this and how many other companies will follow suit

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/28/gm-temporarily-suspends-advertising-on-twitter-following-elon-musk-takeover.html

Elon is getting big money out of twitter and bringing back freedom!!!!!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

big nipples big life posted:

he's going to add an n word slider.

He's like a faulty AI who takes your question and spews out a procedurally generated "answer" that's barely more than random nonsense.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
"The rating of the tweet itself could be self-selected"

"then modified by user feedback"

No way either of those could be massively abused, nosiree

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

DaveWoo posted:

No way either of those could be massively abused, nosiree

This tweet that's just the n-word repeated up to the character limit is rated for all audiences. This tweet by a pro-LGBT activist is rated quadruple X and you must be 80 years or older to view it. The system works!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
I love how Elon's basically speedrunning the entire history of internet content moderation

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DaveWoo posted:

I love how Elon's basically speedrunning the entire history of internet content moderation

Its loving amazing

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


what's the punishment if you go over your monthly n-word limit?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
$5 to refill

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kazil posted:

what's the punishment if you go over your monthly n-word limit?

limit?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

more like what is the punishment if you don't reach the quota.

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


https://twitter.com/ericuman/status/1586469332447543296?t=HLD4-YS50H5_t1R5ASFZaw&s=19

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Twitter will not stop sending me notifications about Elon musk and also Donald Trump. Then I just read a tweet by Kyle Rittenhouse thanking "@catturd2" and it made it all worth it.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

big nipples big life posted:

he's going to add an n word slider.

It's not an n-word slider it's an n-word toggle bet you feel pretty stupid r n

lol @ the literal racism dial

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Last time I got laid off was on Halloween, and I gotta say, even if it's loving Arbor Day, bosses who lay off workers on a holiday should be made to eat sidewalk chalk.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

I'm sure Intel would be very happy to sponsor the Racism slider

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
jesus christ

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Even a poo poo goth.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


He's at the liberal emergency room, thank you

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

what's the punishment if you go over your monthly n-word limit?

First offense you get a 6 hour probation, then depending on the moderation team's whims, you get higher and higher until you get banned but don't worry you can pay to get back in.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

thanks I hate it

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


Clearly backwards, Musk would be Beavis. Zuck even has Butthead's elongated head and flat face.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

The_Franz posted:

Clearly backwards, Musk would be Beavis. Zuck even has Butthead's elongated head and flat face.

I'm bad at photoshop, but this is itching for a "Here Lies Elon, He Never Scored" grave stone photoshop.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Liquid Chicken posted:

I'm bad at photoshop, but this is itching for a "Here Lies Elon, He Never Scored" grave stone photoshop.

that would be a pretty dumb photoshop to make about a guy with like 50 kids

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽

Klyith posted:

that would be a pretty dumb photoshop to make about a guy with like 50 kids

Pretty sure they are all ivf designer babies so could still be possible

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cthulu Carl posted:

Last time I got laid off was on Halloween, and I gotta say, even if it's loving Arbor Day, bosses who lay off workers on a holiday should be made to eat sidewalk chalk.

I'm just imagining getting an email with the subject line Some SpOoOoOkY news about your employment

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