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Oct 30, 2022 22:52
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breaking: twitter planning to add $5/month subscriptions service. subscribe to our $10/month news network to read more.
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Oct 30, 2022 22:55
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Please let this be true
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Oct 30, 2022 23:28
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ilmucche posted:Please let this be true lol only 5 bucks to join King Elon's twitter?
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Oct 30, 2022 23:32
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:lol only 5 bucks to join King Elon's twitter? It’s not even that, it’s to get a blue checkmark
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Oct 30, 2022 23:35
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CharlestheHammer posted:It’s not even that, it’s to get a blue checkmark $5 a month to keep the blue checkmark.
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Oct 30, 2022 23:42
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You could totally make bank charging $20 each time to let people say slurs. You could even criticize Elon for $1000 a pop. A good plan on a good platform.
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Oct 30, 2022 23:46
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The Butcher posted:You could totally make bank charging $20 each time to let people say slurs. I think Elon owns the platform now
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Oct 30, 2022 23:50
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The Butcher posted:You could totally make bank charging $20 each time to let people say slurs. Somethingawful once again decades ahead of the competition 
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Oct 30, 2022 23:52
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Your gonna have to pay $15 a month for an exclusive black star. Which gives you entrance to whites only twitter
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Oct 30, 2022 23:54
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Squibbles posted:Somethingawful once again decades ahead of the competition yup
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Oct 30, 2022 23:54
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I’ve honestly never understood why it was free in the first place. It had to cost something to administer and the people with one sure seem to think it has value.
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Oct 30, 2022 23:57
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Crow Buddy posted:I’ve honestly never understood why it was free in the first place. It had to cost something to administer and the people with one sure seem to think it has value. OJ finally gonna get his blue check
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Oct 30, 2022 23:58
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Crow Buddy posted:I’ve honestly never understood why it was free in the first place. It had to cost something to administer and the people with one sure seem to think it has value. Famous people attract more users to the platform.
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Oct 31, 2022 00:04
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MrQwerty posted:OJ finally gonna get his blue check lol
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Oct 31, 2022 00:05
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Crow Buddy posted:I’ve honestly never understood why it was free in the first place. It had to cost something to administer and the people with one sure seem to think it has value. I think it was meant to be a way of controlling the false accounts pretending to be famous people so they wouldn't get sued. For a while it just turned into a thing twitter execs would reward their friends with.
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Oct 31, 2022 00:09
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goatface posted:I think it was meant to be a way of controlling the false accounts pretending to be famous people so they wouldn't get sued. For a while it just turned into a thing twitter execs would reward their friends with. nice try Jack
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Oct 31, 2022 00:11
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Which gives you entrance to whites only twitter But Gab and/or Parler are already free
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Oct 31, 2022 00:12
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twitter was run so terribly before i wouldn't be surprised if musk's toddler level ideas of firing half the staff and charging influencers $5/month actually does turn the company profitable without really affecting the service at all, given that a monkey with a dartboard would do a better job at running a social media company than the executives at twitter or facebook his biggest challenge isn't finding a revenue model that works, it's keeping his goddamn mouth shut, a challenge i doubt he will ever overcome
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Oct 31, 2022 00:24
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Bad Purchase posted:twitter was run so terribly before i wouldn't be surprised if musk's toddler level ideas of firing half the staff and charging influencers $5/month actually does turn the company profitable without really affecting the service at all, given that a monkey with a dartboard would do a better job at running a social media company than the executives at twitter or facebook I don't think twitter made a profit before. It for sure isn't with Elon at the helm Mumpy Puffinz fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Oct 31, 2022 |
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Oct 31, 2022 00:26
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Bad Purchase posted:twitter was run so terribly before i wouldn't be surprised if musk's toddler level ideas of firing half the staff and charging influencers $5/month actually does turn the company profitable without really affecting the service at all, given that a monkey with a dartboard would do a better job at running a social media company than the executives at twitter or facebook the man overpaid by like 50% because he got mad on the internet and/or high on various substances I feel reasonably confident in stating that he has the heart of a true poster and will under no circumstances stop posting Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Oct 31, 2022 |
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Oct 31, 2022 00:28
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GreyjoyBastard posted:the man overpaid by like 80% because he got mad on the internet and/or high on various substances he bought the company so he could continue posting
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Oct 31, 2022 00:30
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Oct 31, 2022 00:33
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Just the best people.
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Oct 31, 2022 00:34
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I always trust joe rogan. he is a very smart person
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Oct 31, 2022 00:35
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CharlestheHammer posted:It’s not even that, it’s to get a blue checkmark
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Oct 31, 2022 00:54
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Cheesus posted:I bet he introduces a gold check mark for another $10 per month. Oh come on, it's going to at least $15 per month
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Oct 31, 2022 00:58
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Cheesus posted:I bet he introduces a gold check mark for another $10 per month. goatface posted:Elon will get a gold tick, and some other key accounts who represent the most important voices of our times will get a silver one. Gold can only be reported by gold, silver by silver or gold etc. Still betting on this.
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Oct 31, 2022 01:02
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goatface posted:Elon will get a gold tick, and some other key accounts who represent the most important voices of our times will get a silver one. Gold can only be reported by gold, silver by silver or gold etc. My God, twitter with become MeowMeow Beans.
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Oct 31, 2022 01:19
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Pennsylvanian posted:I've never seen him look the same in two pictures. There's always at least one difference like one of those Highlights picture puzzles. A Goofus who thinks he is a Gallant.
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Oct 31, 2022 01:41
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ilmucche posted:Please let this be true https://twitter.com/verge/status/1586883874122264576 NOPE but the fairy gave you a better gift. Blue checks arent meant to be status symbols. They’re supposed to be a guarantee that the person is A REAL PERSON. THATS THE POINT This kills the site and thus 90% of the entire point of using the site at all Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Oct 31, 2022 |
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Oct 31, 2022 02:25
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lmao so good, such good decisions
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Oct 31, 2022 02:28
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/verge/status/1586883874122264576 with a $20 per month subscription
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Oct 31, 2022 02:33
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I think I will just keep posting for free, and as they slowly move towards freemium, will stop posting
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Oct 31, 2022 02:34
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Look, Elon is going to get his money back one way or another
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Oct 31, 2022 02:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:with a $20 per month subscription If I pay $30 a month will they let me blue-checkmark as any name I like?
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Waffle House posted:I think I will just keep posting for free, and as they slowly move towards freemium, will stop posting you can keep posting here buddy. Lowtax is dead and it is free
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Oct 31, 2022 02:37
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The Lone Badger posted:If I pay $30 a month will they let me blue-checkmark as any name I like? what am I? A doctor? How should I know?
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Oct 31, 2022 02:41
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Dapper_Swindler posted:Blue checks arent meant to be status symbols. They’re supposed to be a guarantee that the person is A REAL PERSON. THATS THE POINT This kills the site and thus 90% of the entire point of using the site at all I can assure you that blue checks being meaningless isn't the thing that's going to kill Twitter. Because they always have been meaningless to most people using the site.
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wonder if mastodon is seeing much uptake from this it's basically open source twitter with decentralized communities that can interact and follow each other, but with the option for each community to block other communities. i barely ever look at it, but have a few friends who migrated there over the years and have good things to say about it. the upsides are no ads and moderation by each community rather than one monolithic organization. downside is that it doesn't have that many users so if you're trying to sell something or build a brand you should probably stick to twitter (for now, maybe not for long)
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