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Honestly it's going to be the funniest thing in the loving planet when Twitter fails after a year of this bullshit. My gigantic hope is that Elon destroys his Empire by trying to run Twitter like a loving gaming community revolution. Seen it too many times. Take a working concept and start cutting it into profitability before productivity. Then watch the billions run down the drain. Elon will claim that cancel culture destroyed Twitter.
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I would be willing to pay $20 a month to be verified as The Actual Pope. I will sneakily teach Buddhism, dressed up in Christian sounding stuff.
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Oct 31, 2022 20:53
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Some celebrities are already jumping ship. I saw a few and Alex Winter (from Bill and Ted) closed his. https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1587042605627490304
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Decon posted:I thought this poo poo was hyperbolic but I actually rode about a quarter mile in the back of a Model 3 recently. The door open mechanism is an electronic button and I didn't know where the emergency door release was. It's actually genuinely kinda scary not knowing how you're meant to exit a vehicle if poo poo goes bad. And who was looking at door handles and being like “awesome physical lever on your Model T, grandpa, my hotrod’s got buttons” 
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Oct 31, 2022 20:56
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Elon will claim that cancel culture destroyed Twitter. Lol this is 100% going to happen.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:blue checkmark users and 'brands' bring 0 positive value to twitter or to social media in general They drive engagement and that's what counts. They might not add anything but if you can "prove" that an account is "really" Celebrity X then people will want to scream at them, in adoration or anger, and that supports the website.
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Oct 31, 2022 20:57
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Literally the only reason I joined twitter was to talk poo poo to politicians who mostly have blue checks.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha https://twitter.com/TommyIgoe/status/1587095582975283200 hahahahahahahahahahahaha "Please daddy elon please let me pay you to produce content for you" Dude Elon fanboys are absolutely unhinged.
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Oct 31, 2022 20:58
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That commenter's pinned tweet is about his Tesla lol.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:02
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Deptfordx posted:https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/30/23431931/twitter-paid-verification-elon-musk-blue-monthly-subscription lol yeah this how a "genius" operates. come up with an absurd timeline and bully people into making it work yeah im sure it will be a great product.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:04
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corporate speaker check mark people are always like, every morning i wake up and eat a heaping helping of monkey turds. why? because society would have you believe its difficult
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Oct 31, 2022 21:05
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Pennywise the Frown posted:That commenter's pinned tweet is about his Tesla lol. His totally cool and safe Model 3.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:06
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Some celebrities are already jumping ship. I saw a few and Alex Winter (from Bill and Ted) closed his. This reminds of the sentiment that many had about SA pertaining to Let's Players in the early 2010s. They bought a lot people to the forums but were antagonized by management and the LPers left taking a bunch of people with them. Now imagine that with actual famous people.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:14
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Pennywise the Frown posted:That commenter's pinned tweet is about his Tesla lol. He's also a nobody so his opinion on checkmarks is dumb.
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CommieGIR posted:He's also a nobody so his opinion on checkmarks is dumb. That can't be! He's got a checkmark and everything! That automatically makes him worth listening... right? If that wasn't the case, then him shelling out money for it would just make him a sucker.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:17
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How can he be a nobody when he has a checkmark????
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NotPerfect posted:This reminds of the sentiment that many had about SA pertaining to Let's Players in the early 2010s. They bought a lot people to the forums but were antagonized by management and the LPers left taking a bunch of people with them. Now imagine that with actual famous people. No one will care?
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Oct 31, 2022 21:27
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People obviously care. SA bleeding members has been a thing people talk about for years
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If only the people left behind care, nobody cares.
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goatface posted:If only the people left behind care, nobody cares. This is true of the rapture.
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i regret to inform the forums that elon adolf musk has unfortunately perished. he was chased around a kitchen island by a pack of wolves, stepped on a stick of butter, slid across the hardwood floor and straight through the wall into a freefall to the bottom of the grand canyon, leaving a hole shaped exactly like comically surprised looking silhouette of himself
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Elon will claim that cancel culture destroyed Twitter. 
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Decon posted:"Please daddy elon please let me pay you to produce content for you"
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Like... conservatives are fine with using a service owned by people who are jerks to them, because they have a co-dependent relationship with authority figures. The CEO might be a jerk, but he's still the CEO which makes him the boss which matters to them. The conservatives whine about it all the time, that there's the wrong kind of CEO in charge instead of the good CEO, but liberals are not like that so much. If the CEO is a jerk, they'll just walk.
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cancel culture is literally the invisible hand at work
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"Cancel culture" is so loving stupid. If someone is an rear end in a top hat, I don't buy their product. So I guess I'm part of the huge liberal movement to make people do what I want them to do. Or, I just don't like giving my money to assholes because there are 300 other options.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1587094505202892800?s=46&t=_DUENjQt1iFS4iDitjOJaw how does one person suck so much
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goatface posted:He dissolved the board. Dictator for life.  Memento mori
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Conservatives hate the concept of "cancel culture" because they think all the violently regressive bullshit they believe is 100% true, so they see themselves as being "punished" for saying something as factual as the sky being blue and this drives them insane.
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Should have kept a slave behind him to keep whispering "Remember you're an idiot who got lucky".
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Pennywise the Frown posted:"Cancel culture" is so loving stupid. I remember when Cancel Culture was exactly the way libertarians claimed the Free Market worked, so we don't need anti-discrimination laws: "If someone ran a business and acted like a bigot, nobody would buy from them and they'd be replaced by a better business, presto change-o no laws needed!" Now if you do that, they tell you you're doing it wrong and the bigot is entitled to your business.
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King Carnivore posted:cancel culture is literally the invisible hand at work
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Decon posted:I thought this poo poo was hyperbolic but I actually rode about a quarter mile in the back of a Model 3 recently. The door open mechanism is an electronic button and I didn't know where the emergency door release was. It's actually genuinely kinda scary not knowing how you're meant to exit a vehicle if poo poo goes bad. I suppose you could carry a hammer or a small baseball bat, like some DeLorean owners do in case of rollover
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istewart posted:I suppose you could carry a hammer or a small baseball bat, like some DeLorean owners do in case of rollover Dying trapped in a DeLorean would at least still be cool though, because you're in a Delorean. Dying trapped in a Tesla is just lmao sorry you're an internet joke, try to @ Elon before you get incinerated or something.
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Dying trapped in a DeLorean would at least still be cool though, because you're in a Delorean. When this baby hits 88 degrees centigrade, you're going to see some serious poo poo.
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Deptfordx posted:https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/30/23431931/twitter-paid-verification-elon-musk-blue-monthly-subscription And he's demanding them work 12-hour shifts, 7 days a week for this. Every Labor & Employment lawyer in San Francisco should be setting up camp in front of a Twitter office right now. The easy slam-dunk lawsuits this will bring will fill the harbor with yachts for years.
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Tesla brand image is kind of cratering here in Australia, now that a load of people have model 3s and elon is constantly making the news they've lost their pizazz. People are more interested in the polestars, hyundais, bmw I4 etc now I wonder how much Elon personally cyber-hosed the cyber-truck because in theory that was a game changer, but now the F150 lightning is available
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abigserve posted:I wonder how much Elon personally cyber-hosed the cyber-truck because in theory that was a game changer, but now the F150 lightning is available The only good thing Elon has done is encouraged competent companies to make EVs that actually work.
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