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midterm predictions
This poll is closed.
blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Halloween is OVER

it’s Mariah time now

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

those are two different people he's dressed as. fuckin idiot.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Red Baron posted:

Halloween is OVER

it’s Mariah time now

Here's a Halloween costume: mariah scary

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

lol


lmao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1587415476543578113

"this is a great honor - the president held up a bible"

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
That really was wild as hell to watch in real time

Tear gas everywhere, protestors getting hosed up, then here's Mr. President walking to a church just to hold up a bible lol

America #1

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1587415476543578113

"this is a great honor - the president held up a bible"

wow, and i bet the scripture he then read out of it was poignant

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1587281173776146433

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


holtemon posted:

That really was wild as hell to watch in real time

Tear gas everywhere, protestors getting hosed up, then here's Mr. President walking to a church just to hold up a bible lol

America #1

The bible does say to make your society based on racial prejudice, though

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
MANY PEOPLE are saying trump held the Bible the best, better than anyone else has ever held it

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Sometimes nobody shows up and you automatically win - Jason Genova

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1587241805506138115

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the bible also says ants have 4 legs and you'll go to hell for eating crab

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1587187254639972352

wrap it up tweetailures

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Spoondick posted:

the bible also says ants have 4 legs and you'll go to hell for eating crab

I will never stop eating water bugs or dinosaurs

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i say we round up and execute all the entomologists for their offenses to god

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

he would never turn down a crowd

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
gently caress I want some crawdads rn, a big low country boil

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
elon I will give you $.69, you stupid cock

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP/status/1586743542860365824

great news! we sprayed poo poo all over this beach!!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Lmao

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

all elon needs to do is charge jeff bezos $10 billion a year for his blue checkmark and if he doesn't every furry porn poster on twitter gets their handle changed to @jeffbezos and verified

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Trump won't pay the $20 a month to keep his blue check on twitter

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

SirPablo posted:

jfc I opened my ballot and there's like 85 judges on here.

everyone in Seattle screams about voting out SJW judges but the ballots just came and there's like 20 of em running unopposed lmao

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

holtemon posted:

That really was wild as hell to watch in real time

Tear gas everywhere, protestors getting hosed up, then here's Mr. President walking to a church just to hold up a bible lol

America #1

it was so hosed up and gently caress Milley for going along with it

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

neutral milf hotel posted:

look at these winners! all from the last 12 hours

@_@wow

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Top posters for thread (max 30)
User	Posts
tacodaemon	55
Plinkey	38
Buddykins	33
WrasslorMonkey	28
petit choux	25
UFOTacoMan	25
sinnesloeschen	20
SirPablo	19
ram dass in hell	17
Mustached Demon	17
CaptainBeefart	16
Ham Cheeks	15
Consummate Professional	15
bebop esq	15
triple sulk	15
Vim Fuego	15
CODChimera	14
ex post facho	14
Bulgakov	13
Good Citizen	12
VideoKid	12
Filthy Hans	12
Schmoe Cwead	12
Joementum	11
Virgil Vox	11
Hot Karl Marx	11
ArmZ	11
Good Soldier Svejk	11
Shifty Nipples	10
titty_baby_	10

I need to up my numbers for q2 fy2022-2023

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

neutral milf hotel posted:

:hfive: friend

lol I kicked titty_baby_ off the winners list :cheers:

Motherfuckr..

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



imagine having fewer than 50,000 lifetime posts in the donald j trump thread

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

triple sulk posted:

imagine having fewer than 50,000 lifetime posts in the donald j trump thread

deal from strength or get crushed every time

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
What do you do with a drunken poster early in the morning

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Red Baron posted:

gently caress I want some crawdads rn, a big low country boil

lol i was watching this earlier just from the youtube algorithm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhxtC--0_8k&t=157s

skeeter gonna show you the secrets

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
trunp

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/BigMeanInternet/status/1587440052119937026

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1587415476543578113

"this is a great honor - the president held up a bible"



the look he gives at the end lmao

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Lmao
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1587441995181703171

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP/status/1586743542860365824

great news! we sprayed poo poo all over this beach!!

I genuinely can't tell if he's being sarcastic

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

What do you do with a drunken poster early in the morning

tell them to keep up the good work?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP/status/1586743542860365824

great news! we sprayed poo poo all over this beach!!

This reminds me of something i found out recently:



Every beach in miami is getting hosed down with poo poo all the time lol. But I'm sure those wastewater treatment plants are cleaning up their effluent to the highest florida standards!! The tide flows along the coast and even south beach, the fancy beach, has a wwtp blasting right up its rear end lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
open enrollment being only two weeks long is loving stupid

just take care of people and let them see a loving doctor

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Nothing like a good shitpost to start the day.

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