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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


ah they must be prisoners forced to work in a coal mine

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

how has no one come up with an easy boil egg yet. smh

your ignorance is pathetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaLFKC5qTk0

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

how has no one come up with an easy boil egg yet. smh

There is one but it's a secret known only to the global elite.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

happy christmas posters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd4ZYCBTegg

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
i know how to cook a few things but i'll never understand how people learned how to just like throw a bunch of stuff together for a soup and not have it turn out super hosed up

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
also i have to look up how long to boil an egg every single time

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
hello yes I am dr. hot egg

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

VideoKid posted:

Romeo and Juliet works because it’s two rich families who have a beef over something so stupid no one even mentions it. Like it’s perfectly reasonable for Juliet’s parents to be like “don’t date that weird nazi kid all of his fiends and family literally want to murder us”

"a plague on both your houses" really gonna hit different

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

They always try to upsell me on that poo poo and im like no give me the drugs

it's worth it imo. gives this really neat interior view of your eyeballs and allows the Dr to develop a better longer term record of any potential cancerous spots or trouble blood vessels, optic nerve issues etc

I used to be a dialator til I did it an now won't go back to drops

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1587473331103895556

truth social: smarter, friendlier and also very nasty

baffling. going back on twitter would be huge net gain for Trump. I'm torn between him playing hard to get or he has terminal brain worms and is obsessing over Truth social being a success

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



oh god, crossing the Francis Scott Key Bridge between DC and Virginia on the east side of the bridge is the worst, the cars always want to take that exit onto the Whitehurst Freeway without noticing the crosswalk at all. he didn't even have to say where this was, it's immediately recognizable


https://twitter.com/the_baseband/status/1587414625494204416


here's how it looks from the DC-bound driver's direction:


the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

tacodaemon posted:

lol I didn't know anything about eye exams at all except "they make you look through a thing and say letters"

how the heck do people in car-dependent places get home from the eye doctor, good grief

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i know how to cook a few things but i'll never understand how people learned how to just like throw a bunch of stuff together for a soup and not have it turn out super hosed up

if it's in the pot long enough, it's good. the end

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

ex post facho posted:

it's worth it imo. gives this really neat interior view of your eyeballs and allows the Dr to develop a better longer term record of any potential cancerous spots or trouble blood vessels, optic nerve issues etc

I used to be a dialator til I did it an now won't go back to drops

Do u get a commission for recommending it?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Sherbert Hoover posted:

also i have to look up how long to boil an egg every single time

I usually do it between 7 minutes and goddammit I forgot to set the timer gently caress it it's probably been 7 minutes or so

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

My dad is legally blind from a combo of cataracts and glaucoma lol

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
rough statements on Jewish https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1587471296132132864?s=12

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

tacodaemon posted:

oh god, crossing the Francis Scott Key Bridge between DC and Virginia on the east side of the bridge is the worst, the cars always want to take that exit onto the Whitehurst Freeway without noticing the crosswalk at all. he didn't even have to say where this was, it's immediately recognizable


https://twitter.com/the_baseband/status/1587414625494204416


here's how it looks from the DC-bound driver's direction:




this guy just started moseying into a crosswalk that a driver was already in the middle of turning into and is acting like he's the victim of something lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
yea I'm a part of Big Eye

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




cooking is a marker of socioeconomic standing but not in the way they think

early covid era was great for poo poo like this

https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1242535281602883585

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Sherbert Hoover posted:

i know how to cook a few things but i'll never understand how people learned how to just like throw a bunch of stuff together for a soup and not have it turn out super hosed up

You start by sauteing your aromatics, then add other vegetables, spices, protein and once that's cooked how you want it squirt some broth in that bad boy and simmer it. Couldn't be easier. Now if you're doing a bone-based soup there's a few more steps but basically you just throw a bone in there for a few hours

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Sherbert Hoover posted:

also i have to look up how long to boil an egg every single time

It honestly was a shock to me that you can't just put the eggs in boiling water or they all crack when I first moved out on my own. What kind of bullshit is it that you have to start them out in normal temp water?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

oh god, crossing the Francis Scott Key Bridge between DC and Virginia on the east side of the bridge is the worst, the cars always want to take that exit onto the Whitehurst Freeway without noticing the crosswalk at all. he didn't even have to say where this was, it's immediately recognizable


https://twitter.com/the_baseband/status/1587414625494204416


here's how it looks from the DC-bound driver's direction:




maybe in the rain in the dark is not a good time or place to get your run in

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Durf posted:

cooking is a marker of socioeconomic standing but not in the way they think

early covid era was great for poo poo like this

https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1242535281602883585

https://twitter.com/jerrysaltz/status/1246165131232452610

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

baffling. going back on twitter would be huge net gain for Trump. I'm torn between him playing hard to get or he has terminal brain worms and is obsessing over Truth social being a success

He's lying because he still has monetary interest in Truth Social but would go back on twitter in a heartbeat


edit: unlike musk, Trump has enough restraint to not deliberately undercut the businesses he owns

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Durf posted:

cooking is a marker of socioeconomic standing but not in the way they think

early covid era was great for poo poo like this

https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1242535281602883585

U don't know the heat settings of ur own stove dumbasd

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/internethos/status/1587131748785311744

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


I'm screaming

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


This's how you boil ehg:

Perfect every time and just plop em in an ice bath when they're done and the shells shluck right off

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

what's amazing is that elon has two goals (1) have people pay attention to elon, and (2) make money and he could satisfy both of them by being the anti-trump #resistence head of twitter but he's too dumb to figure that out

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Sherbert Hoover posted:

this guy just started moseying into a crosswalk that a driver was already in the middle of turning into and is acting like he's the victim of something lol

do you not see the big YIELD TO PEDESTRIANS sign

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

El doctor de huevos caliente

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Substandard posted:

It honestly was a shock to me that you can't just put the eggs in boiling water or they all crack when I first moved out on my own. What kind of bullshit is it that you have to start them out in normal temp water?

?? you can put them into boiling water without them cracking, are you like, tossing them from 5 ft away or something?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
unless you're baking, cooking instructions are mostly suggestions

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Hatebag posted:

This's how you boil ehg:

Perfect every time and just plop em in an ice bath when they're done and the shells shluck right off

actually the Dash was the c-spam approved egg steamer from the 2020 trump threads

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




titty_baby_ posted:

U don't know the heat settings of ur own stove dumbasd

of course she doesn't The Help was distancing/sick/dead atm

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
this is a great honor. the president held up a bible.

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Substandard... not fit to work in a restaurant

Louisgod... possibly, need to see some growth and away from the fatty Jerry seasoning

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