Altared State posted:

MIA following in Kanye's footsteps

https://twitter.com/MIAuniverse/status/1586812659109879812?t=EWuVvf0PrNbG0U2sMFhDIg&s=19

wankel13b posted:

Yaldabaoth posted:

Their definition of Free Thinker is someone who's free to think and say all the horribly regressive stuff they believe without "liberals" punishing them for it because what they believe is "Just the honest truth of how the world really works".

Dave Syndrome posted:

What's so cursed about tying your hair back with rubber ba... oh.

Oh.



Cursed tax:

Linux Pirate posted:

This is one of those rare times where your weird, overly political culture war injected posts is probably true.

`Nemesis posted:

this is the worst thing i've seen in a long time, holy poo poo

Linux Pirate posted:

This is one of those rare times where your weird, overly political culture war injected posts is probably true.

Dave Syndrome posted:

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Maybe because I'm a cat person who doesn't really care for dogs, it made me laugh out loud.

Linux Pirate posted:

This is one of those rare times where your weird, overly political culture war injected posts is probably true.

!Klams posted:

God, this brought back an old memory.

One of my first jobs was at a supermarket. On my induction day, there were 3 of us, I went into Fruit and Veg, one guy went somewhere else, but the third guy went on the deli counter, which was just next to the FRV area, so I thought, you know, we'd be friends because I could talk to him if there was any downtime. (I mean there never really was, to be fair, but you know.)

On his first day, he just stayed at the back, not going out to talk to customers, cooking a rotisserie chicken, and then eating it. Like the idea of me eating a 'grape' was drilled into me as a sackable offense, but there he was, shirking work to just cook and eat a whole chicken. And another. And another, constantly, from 9am to 7:30pm, with a break for lunch. (?!)

He did this every day. The other guy on the deli counter complained, and they gave him a stern talking to and what have you, and he just went back and cooked and ate chickens. Wouldn't talk to anyone or anything, it was SO loving WEIRD. Eventually, he got fired, but gently caress me. It was weeks. Weeks of this dude just essentially stealing chickens from Waitrose all day long. What the actual gently caress was the deal there, because... like... WHAT?

!Klams posted:

God, this brought back an old memory.

One of my first jobs was at a supermarket. On my induction day, there were 3 of us, I went into Fruit and Veg, one guy went somewhere else, but the third guy went on the deli counter, which was just next to the FRV area, so I thought, you know, we'd be friends because I could talk to him if there was any downtime. (I mean there never really was, to be fair, but you know.)

On his first day, he just stayed at the back, not going out to talk to customers, cooking a rotisserie chicken, and then eating it. Like the idea of me eating a 'grape' was drilled into me as a sackable offense, but there he was, shirking work to just cook and eat a whole chicken. And another. And another, constantly, from 9am to 7:30pm, with a break for lunch. (?!)

He did this every day. The other guy on the deli counter complained, and they gave him a stern talking to and what have you, and he just went back and cooked and ate chickens. Wouldn't talk to anyone or anything, it was SO loving WEIRD. Eventually, he got fired, but gently caress me. It was weeks. Weeks of this dude just essentially stealing chickens from Waitrose all day long. What the actual gently caress was the deal there, because... like... WHAT?

!Klams posted:

God, this brought back an old memory.

One of my first jobs was at a supermarket. On my induction day, there were 3 of us, I went into Fruit and Veg, one guy went somewhere else, but the third guy went on the deli counter, which was just next to the FRV area, so I thought, you know, we'd be friends because I could talk to him if there was any downtime. (I mean there never really was, to be fair, but you know.)

On his first day, he just stayed at the back, not going out to talk to customers, cooking a rotisserie chicken, and then eating it. Like the idea of me eating a 'grape' was drilled into me as a sackable offense, but there he was, shirking work to just cook and eat a whole chicken. And another. And another, constantly, from 9am to 7:30pm, with a break for lunch. (?!)

He did this every day. The other guy on the deli counter complained, and they gave him a stern talking to and what have you, and he just went back and cooked and ate chickens. Wouldn't talk to anyone or anything, it was SO loving WEIRD. Eventually, he got fired, but gently caress me. It was weeks. Weeks of this dude just essentially stealing chickens from Waitrose all day long. What the actual gently caress was the deal there, because... like... WHAT?

wesleywillis posted:

How many grapes did you eat?

Liquid Chicken posted:

Nah, I have sex, wife and kids.

Splicer posted:

for the love of god people oxford comma your poo poo

Splicer posted:

for the love of god, people, and oxford, comma your poo poo

Splicer posted:

for the love of god people oxford comma your poo poo

Liquid Chicken posted:

Nah, I have sex, wife and kids. Hair too. This guy would eat 40 hot wings in one sitting. Apparently, he was "normal" and did well (Eagle Scout, Judo black belt, excellent student) until he had a really bad car accident that required the Jaws of Life and a Life Flight. His whole personality changed and he became a total slob. This was an old co-worker in archaeology. It's field in which there's oodles of odd characters. I'm pretty benign compared to many of them. I never got a nickname like Joe Boy, Birdman, Wolf Boy, etc.

Descend to slumber posted:

There are memes about it but they're very community-specific.

wesleywillis posted:

Wait, so this goon has a sex wife?

trapped mouse posted:

wesleywillis posted:

Wait, so this goon has a sex wife?

By popular demand posted:

How do you keep track of all the wives?

BrigadierSensible posted:

I don't have to. That's the Admin wife's job.

!Klams posted:

God, this brought back an old memory.

One of my first jobs was at a supermarket. On my induction day, there were 3 of us, I went into Fruit and Veg, one guy went somewhere else, but the third guy went on the deli counter, which was just next to the FRV area, so I thought, you know, we'd be friends because I could talk to him if there was any downtime. (I mean there never really was, to be fair, but you know.)

On his first day, he just stayed at the back, not going out to talk to customers, cooking a rotisserie chicken, and then eating it. Like the idea of me eating a 'grape' was drilled into me as a sackable offense, but there he was, shirking work to just cook and eat a whole chicken. And another. And another, constantly, from 9am to 7:30pm, with a break for lunch. (?!)

He did this every day. The other guy on the deli counter complained, and they gave him a stern talking to and what have you, and he just went back and cooked and ate chickens. Wouldn't talk to anyone or anything, it was SO loving WEIRD. Eventually, he got fired, but gently caress me. It was weeks. Weeks of this dude just essentially stealing chickens from Waitrose all day long. What the actual gently caress was the deal there, because... like... WHAT?

The General posted:

Sex wife, working wife, cleaning wife, trophy wife, sex wife, weed wife.

Lol if you don't have a wife for everything.

!Klams posted:

God, this brought back an old memory.

One of my first jobs was at a supermarket. On my induction day, there were 3 of us, I went into Fruit and Veg, one guy went somewhere else, but the third guy went on the deli counter, which was just next to the FRV area, so I thought, you know, we'd be friends because I could talk to him if there was any downtime. (I mean there never really was, to be fair, but you know.)

On his first day, he just stayed at the back, not going out to talk to customers, cooking a rotisserie chicken, and then eating it. Like the idea of me eating a 'grape' was drilled into me as a sackable offense, but there he was, shirking work to just cook and eat a whole chicken. And another. And another, constantly, from 9am to 7:30pm, with a break for lunch. (?!)

He did this every day. The other guy on the deli counter complained, and they gave him a stern talking to and what have you, and he just went back and cooked and ate chickens. Wouldn't talk to anyone or anything, it was SO loving WEIRD. Eventually, he got fired, but gently caress me. It was weeks. Weeks of this dude just essentially stealing chickens from Waitrose all day long. What the actual gently caress was the deal there, because... like... WHAT?

Yaldabaoth posted:

The more I read this, the more it gives off serial killer vibes.

axolotl farmer posted:

A package of frozen mice for pet snakes

ChubbyChecker posted:

drat, we got a sexhaver here

Yaldabaoth posted:

Bar Ran Dun posted:

We hunger for esoteric memes.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Look at Mr Rockefeller over here with two sex wives

Descend to slumber posted:

Office and field based roles usually have some level of beef with one another - field staff typically portray office staff as soft, inexperienced, and unable to cope with strenuous work, office staff typically portray field staff as layabouts who use health and safety or weather issues to work slowly or delay work entirely.