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Squidster posted:I had to go look this up on twitter because this couldn't possibly be real. But by god, Elon's really tweeting through it. That bit in the Simpsons where Homer tries to retroactively charge more for the Elephant rides.
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skyelevator posted:That bit in the Simpsons where Homer tries to retroactively charge more for the Elephant rides. Oh yeah, definitely seen a few tweets of that scene with Elon's face pasted on homer
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zoux posted:Oh yeah, definitely seen a few tweets of that scene with Elon's face pasted on homer Ah good work internet 
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zoux posted:He's trying to invent the somethingawful forums Can't wait for Musk to start writing comedy articles.
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Frank Frank posted:Christmas is a bullshit holiday tbh. Thanksgiving owns: Consider the following for your last bullet point: -Jellied cranberry sauce Otherwise I fully agree.
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Frank Frank posted:-amazing food Unless your family makes terrible food for holidays. They serve it at Christmas too, but at least there's presents to open then
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bbcisdabomb posted:Consider the following for your last bullet point: OH my god not everyone knows how to cook ok https://twitter.com/grumpyshrubbery/status/1587116826508541956
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Squidster posted:I had to go look this up on twitter because this couldn't possibly be real. But by god, Elon's really tweeting through it. https://twitter.com/jamesrbuk/status/1587381512500125699
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Mauser posted:why was he only there for the summer? He bombed his performance review?
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I for one don't celebrate american Christmas. It's a strange name for that holiday  https://twitter.com/thejazzemu/status/1469688397711265806?t=GDCIYQAkwzf8v3i5Q-fp6w&s=19
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ultrafilter posted:Already deleted. Well it was just another attempt to take a normal thing (knowing how to cook) and put it through the clinical trauma dialogizer to try and invent a new class of marginalized citizen. She was today's main character, but I guess she didn't have the grapes for the full 12 hours. So now we have to have a new main character for Tuesday and I guess it's this https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1587156613894479873
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Mauser posted:why was he only there for the summer? Look man do you wanna be the intern that gets stuck dealing with nuclear winter?
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Mauser posted:why was he only there for the summer? you don't let a guy eat a sandwich on top of the nuke and also stick around long enough to get on your health insurance
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Frank Frank posted:Not until after Thanksgiving wtf is wrong with people? Thanksgiving was back in October we're in the clear
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ultrafilter posted:Already deleted. https://twitter.com/womancubus/status/1587424035406696448 E: I don't know if one of those was the exact tweet that got deleted, but they were part of the thread at any rate Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 17:56 on Nov 1, 2022 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Thanksgiving was back in October we're in the clear Americans preparing for two big holidays at the same time has always been a bit weird to me. Like a Looney Tunes turkey and reindeer arguing "Thanksgiving season!" "Christmas season!" back and forth. I wouldn't want Canadian Thanksgiving to be any time other than when it is but I do envy Americans getting a holiday in November. In Ontario at least there's no bigger gap between statutory days off than between Thanksgiving and Christmas Day. It's very long, especially when you're in school or in an industry that places such a huge emphasis on the last three months of the year.
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The check is white. Always has been.
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zoux posted:So now we have to have a new main character for Tuesday and I guess it's this i refuse to believe that logo is real
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Say, what's the very first line of Romeo and Juliet? Anyone recall? https://twitter.com/henryfarrell/status/1587453231529353219 holy lol
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zoux posted:Well it was just another attempt to take a normal thing (knowing how to cook) and put it through the clinical trauma dialogizer to try and invent a new class of marginalized citizen. She was today's main character, but I guess she didn't have the grapes for the full 12 hours. Lemme guess, it does include nazis though, im sure
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zoux posted:Say, what's the very first line of Romeo and Juliet? Anyone recall? Musk gonna crash the economy
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Even if you don't follow the NBA, you're probably aware of the anti-Semetic stuff that Kyrie Irving has been saying. He refused to get the vaccine, meaning he was prohibited by the state of New York from participating in home games for the Brooklyn Nets, and even today is unrepentant about it while promoting a movie, that, well https://twitter.com/PabloTorre/status/1587111930350682116 The Nets are a dumpster fire beyond even Kyrie, Kevin Durant tried to force his way out of town over the offseason but was told no, and they have on their roster the biggest basket case in NBA history in the form of Ben Simmons, the Man Who Will Not Shoot. Lots and lots of intractable problems, but they took steps to deal with it by - firing head coach Steve Nash. NBA twitter's reaction is "good for him" lol https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1587492840912871424 https://twitter.com/chrisbigdogs/status/1587495050308907008 Unrelated but please enjoy this rare Don I found https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1587438915606249473
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Beeswax posted:All the non-binary nazis you can carry Lol thats the one part of the tweet I didnt even notice.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587500060853424129 defeating scams and spam by allowing spammers to boost their reach for a few bucks
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He completely bought the right wing nut narrative that blue check marks are feckless elites and not that it's a verification system in response to a lawsuit. https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1587506578663546880 He's going to need the money, though https://twitter.com/Ryanbarwick/status/1587430944448864258 zoux has a new favorite as of 19:10 on Nov 1, 2022 |
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As everyone knows the quickest way to equality is to put on a paywall
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Don't you all just hate this lord & peasant system? Yeah! Amirite, folks? Anyway, if you could all pay me, the sole and undisputed ruler of this kingdom, that'd be great!
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