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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Lpzie 2
Nov 1, 2022

When you elect nuts, you get squirrels!
doombolly jolly trolley

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Lmao it gets better
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1587504882545836034?s=20&t=uHuhCniPEgwQNpUr59uHpg

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Shifty Nipples posted:

eh it's like when someone threw a shoe at g.w. bush, except it's a hammer

grenades should be legal too

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

holtemon posted:

I still can't get over how a hammer wielding psycho broke into the Speaker of the House's house (lol) and half the country is just laughing about it.

If some lib snowflake had've broken into a prominent GOP member's house, we'd have the PATRIOT ACT part 2 being signed right now

Well, that is if a big tough badass let the snowflake escape with his life. They're all real badass you know



fox news had a big freakout and congress passed new protection laws after a dude with guns saw the us martials outside kav's house and immediately called the police and turned himself in but when someone tries to assault the speaker of the house after breaking into her house and attacking her husband we dont know all the details yet so we cant jump to conclusions and politicize this lol

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

VideoKid posted:

are you all still talking about eggs?

naw now we're all talking about that part in Waterworld where the guy goes "gills!"

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Joementum posted:

cooking your own eggs? that's for chumps. get someone to cook them for you! art of the deal :smugdon:



Why don't those ketchup bottles have lids

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
y'all are making eggs happen everywhere

https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1587500012346515456

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

holtemon posted:

I still can't get over how a hammer wielding psycho broke into the Speaker of the House's house (lol) and half the country is just laughing about it.

If some lib snowflake had've broken into a prominent GOP member's house, we'd have the PATRIOT ACT part 2 being signed right now

Well, that is if a big tough badass let the snowflake escape with his life. They're all real badass you know



Remember the badass in San Diego who went to shoot up a federal building and then he dropped his gun and got murked by a rentacop? That owned

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




half as many ads lmao

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

some amazing egg recipes itt, thank you

can't wait to try all of your boiled eggs

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
god drat it why didn't anyone say we made a new thread I've been posting in the other thread all morning

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

CaptainBeefart posted:

Why don't those ketchup bottles have lids

the lid is on the bottom and obscured by the egg table raised edges

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
people would probably be less likely to write off the hammer attack if the victim wasn't some corrupt insider trading real estate piece of poo poo

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Dustcat posted:

some amazing egg recipes itt, thank you

can't wait to try all of your boiled eggs

dustcat eat the eggs

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I just bought some salted duck eggs, what a coincidence

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


is there a c-spam mastodon server yet

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

is there a c-spam mastodon server yet

Yes, you weren't invited

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

is there a c-spam mastodon server yet

https://truthsocial.com/

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Yes, you weren't invited

rude

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

is there a c-spam mastodon server yet

we have a server right here, it's called cspam

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Sherbert Hoover posted:

we have a server right here, it's called cspam

shut up

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Sherbert Hoover posted:

we have a server right here, it's called cspam

*slaps the hood*

“so many vanity posters get mangled by this thing…”

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

in the context of social media, cspam isn't so much a server as it is an irc bot running on someone's hacked router

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

shut the gently caress up

god drat

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
why is everyone mad today

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



pulling up twitter and the only posts that aren't censored are from kanye, kfc, and wendy's

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

sinnesloeschen posted:

shut the gently caress up

god drat

don't you mean huohhhh

Lpzie 2
Nov 1, 2022

When you elect nuts, you get squirrels!
Danny c- spamy

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
gently caress THIS poo poo

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



CaptainBeefart posted:

Why don't those ketchup bottles have lids

they’re decorative ketchup bottles :colbert:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

new kind of cat posted:

gently caress THIS poo poo

good morning to you too!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




holtemon posted:



Gun memes are awesome lol

what if my WEAPON is a FORKLIFT

MOTHERFUCKER

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I went to McDonald's and the guy in front of me at the drivethru paid for my order. Thanks drivethru guy

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1587463309762215936

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I want to go home instead of teaching myself neural network poo poo

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Lpzie 2 is probably alec imo

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
swut the fwuck up

gwad dwamn

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

holtemon posted:



Gun memes are awesome lol

lol wow what a badass just like the 80s action heroes

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

"Temporarily"

Just lol

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

holtemon posted:



Gun memes are awesome lol

If you've got a gun in your home, your family members are more than twice as likely to die of a gunshot wound than those who live in gun-free households

https://time.com/6183881/gun-ownership-risks-at-home/

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