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https://twitter.com/AltcoinDailyio/status/1587503632546639872 Brilliant, absolutely flawless logic
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sure, that could mean that
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Nov 1, 2022 20:39
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wow, all he has to do is increase revenue by an order of magnitude overnight and he might make his money back by the time he dies of old age
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Nov 1, 2022 20:40
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It would certainly make things more difficult for twitter employees to implement the changes he is asking for when a single mean tweet can cause him to deviate.
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Nov 1, 2022 20:40
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How does this not just mean that spammers will pay $8 to give their accounts priority If they’re going to keep doing the actual verification process they’d have to accommodate a massive number of new requests, so I expect they won’t be doing it anymore
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Nov 1, 2022 20:40
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Tiny Timbs posted:How does this not just mean that spammers will pay $8 to give their accounts priority
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Nov 1, 2022 20:41
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I'm pretty sure he's just gonna launder money
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Nov 1, 2022 20:42
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crime weed posted:he doesn't. he has never actually cared about spam/bots, and never will Why would he ever fix it? It's his favorite get-out-of-jail-free card for when he's being told he's wrong/unpopular/etc. Just cry "bots!"/"fake news!"/etc and pretend like you aren't a wildly unpopular manchild. It's worked consistently since he called a heroic diver a pedo, so it'll surely keep working.
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Nov 1, 2022 20:48
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I mean I know he doesn’t care but like he’s not even trying to come up with a reason why it woukd do it, just says it will and trust him
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Nov 1, 2022 20:51
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ben shapino posted:I'm pretty sure he's just gonna launder money Make a $5/month cash-only discount rate, where the money funnels directly into a cash room overseen directly by the man himself
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Nov 1, 2022 20:52
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Isn't "start with something utterly stupid so they accept your later, more sane, offer" the core of Trump's business theory?
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Nov 1, 2022 20:55
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/AltcoinDailyio/status/1587503632546639872 If I double the price of my product and assume exactly as many people will purchase said product, I would double my revenue! Why didn't I think of this before!?
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Nov 1, 2022 20:55
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The Moon Monster posted:If Elon wants to be Lowtax he could purchase Gamespy and personally run Planet Quake. ironically, I still visit Bluesnews.com and shacknews.com at least once a week no updates to oldmanmurray.com since the two authors went and made some really unpopular games called Portal or some bullshit.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:00
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Assuming attrition based increasing prices is for cucks. Everyone knows the most successful businesses never account for lost customers. Also per month (every month)
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Nov 1, 2022 21:01
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I cant stop laughing at Elon the dumbest billionaire alive.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:02
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Only $96 a year for something that used to be free, wow what a great idea!
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Nov 1, 2022 21:04
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CharlestheHammer posted:I don’t get why he thinks this will do anything for spam I think the idea is anyone who pays gets the blue check. (which won't really mean "verified" anymore since the only thing that will be verified is that you own a credit card) And all the people who don't pay will be second class citizens who get less visibility. Like when you look at a tweet with replies you'll have to click "show more" before they show up. Tiny Timbs posted:How does this not just mean that spammers will pay $8 to give their accounts priority Crypto scammers will but generic spam won't, and it'll make a lot of the cheap boosting and manipulation stuff not work. Like the principle works, see this here forum, but lol that people are gonna pay $8/month for that.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:05
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Don’t people quote tweet more than reply now anyway?
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Nov 1, 2022 21:14
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Yyou can't argue with math. I thought musk said 80% of Twitter Is bots so he may want to alter that projection to reflect his mind palace reality
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Nov 1, 2022 21:15
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/AltcoinDailyio/status/1587503632546639872 Netflix CEO Mushy Shitbrains says everyone on Netflix can get a red background colour in the main menu for $49,99 a month. With 223 million monthly subscribers, this could mean 11,7 billion dollars of additional revenue per month (every month). Hire me, Netflix, I'm a business genius.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:20
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Why is all of twitter falling for his bullshit?
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Nov 1, 2022 21:20
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SkyEnzo posted:Why is all of twitter falling for his bullshit? Its mostly the Crypto/Muskstans falling for it, everyone else appears to be calling it what it is: Garbage. But Musk has largely refused to listen to criticism and just feeds off his followers validating his ideas.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:23
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CommieGIR posted:Its mostly the Crypto/Muskstans falling for it, everyone else appears to be calling it what it is: Garbage. I think a lot of even those people know it's garbage but they can't admit the emperor has no clothes or it could hurt their crypto.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:24
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/AltcoinDailyio/status/1587503632546639872 A reminder that in 2021, twitter had $5 billion revenue. Of that, twitter had $4.5 billion in ad sales in 2021, and $0.5 billion in data sales (mostly to advertising companies). All of their other monetization schemes in the past have been huge failures. All of the potential cash from pushing a subscription is not worth losing even one major ad agency.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:27
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SkyEnzo posted:Why is all of twitter falling for his bullshit? He promised a future that's like a Marvel Universe movie and sadly there are some people who think he's a real life Tony Stark
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Nov 1, 2022 21:28
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/AltcoinDailyio/status/1587503632546639872 that is the cryptobroest logic i've ever seen.
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big nipples big life posted:that is the cryptobroest logic i've ever seen. I love people who think market cap means anything with crypto, and then apply that elsewhere lol
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Nov 1, 2022 21:39
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You just know that this same person also uses the Laffer curve as evidence for why we should lower tax rates.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:39
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Interesting video on the subject of charging for twitter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na_HZZDhp0M
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Nov 1, 2022 21:41
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What kind of imbecile would pay a subscription and still be satisfied with seeing any ads at all?
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Nov 1, 2022 21:43
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Unperson_47 posted:What kind of imbecile would pay a subscription and still be satisfied with seeing any ads at all? Netflix is using the same model
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Nov 1, 2022 21:44
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Unperson_47 posted:What kind of imbecile would pay a subscription and still be satisfied with seeing any ads at all? this dude looks at Hulu and goes "that's genius and I'll pay them to say I came up with it originally"
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Nov 1, 2022 21:44
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the gall lmao here, pay now, and you can see... half the ads. god if you listen closely there's got to be an audible vacuum of talent leaving right
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Nov 1, 2022 21:45
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If a million twitusers buy a blutik and a million spammers buy a blutik, they could make a scratch in the salary Elon will probably pay himself every month.
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I would imagine the staff at Tesla/SpaceX are both relieved to have Musk fully distracted by his new toy, and dreading the inevitable turn of the eye of Sauron in their direction, which will predictably lead to throwing out months of "unsupervised" work down the drain as a matter of pure principle.
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Nov 1, 2022 21:58
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Unperson_47 posted:What kind of imbecile would pay a subscription and still be satisfied with seeing any ads at all? have u heard of cable tv
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bobjr posted:Don’t people quote tweet more than reply now anyway?
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maybe elon could just buy a winning lottery ticket each week to fund twitter?
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Aramis posted:I would imagine the staff at Tesla/SpaceX are both relieved to have Musk fully distracted by his new toy, and dreading the inevitable turn of the eye of Sauron in their direction, which will predictably lead to throwing out months of "unsupervised" work down the drain as a matter of pure principle. Gentlemen, we finally figured out panel gap! *Elon busts through door* aw nuts
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gonna laugh when 5 days from now the exhausted team working on the $20/mo verified fee drag themselves across the finish line, and elon is like what? oh, forgot to tell you, we don't need that anymore. by the way, you have 1 week to add a streaming music service to twitter blue for $15/mo.
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