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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Pope Hilarius II posted:

It's a Protestant thing, so I've heard. That might explain why some people haven't encountered one in Germany and some have, since Germany is fairly mixed Protestant-Catholic (at least in name, nowadays Germany is mostly as indifferent on religion as most other Western and Northern European countries).

ah I see, not made for low hanging Catholic balls

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/MariahCarey/status/1587293603629617153

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

OwlFancier posted:


or what if you have the dire rear and it just presents you a horrific lumpy slurry in exquisite HD, who wants to see that?

germans

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!





But also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-96YTHPlgU

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I always think of this now when I hear that song, so it can't hurt me anymore.
https://youtube.com/shorts/-DozFTez4c0

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


This made my morning. lmfao

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I like the Mariah Carey song it makes me feel happy

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

it's not so good the 5000th time

now "simply having a wonderful Christmas time," that there's a timeless banger

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

kalel posted:

it's not so good the 5000th time

now "simply having a wonderful Christmas time," that there's a timeless banger

Saying this should be a bannable offense

Only 'mele kalikimaka' is worse

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
amateurs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQaXSIpBZNc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fKI50MhzVM

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
^ ^ ^ ^
Christmas Shoes is a legitimately funny song, I think, even though it's not trying to be.

Killingyouguy! posted:

Saying this should be a bannable offense

Only 'mele kalikimaka' is worse

Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season is a song that genuinely sounds like it was written by someone who was told what Christmas was by a child. Really truly awful.

The only good Christmas music is either sung by Muppets or made by goons.

SpacePig has a new favorite as of 17:55 on Nov 1, 2022

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

lmao

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bike tory posted:

I like the Mariah Carey song it makes me feel happy

:hmmyes:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

It isn’t Christmas season until Black Friday so I won’t be discussing this.

Looking forward to the nascent thankful season. Love reminding myself of all my good fortunes and being grateful about them. None of this good stuff was guaranteed, but here I am

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Always remember the reason for Thanksgiving: celebrating whipping the Confederates at Gettysburg.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5wXojemRM

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kalel posted:

it's not so good the 5000th time

now "simply having a wonderful Christmas time," that there's a timeless banger

The Beach Boys have their timeless classic with the all time line of "Christmas comes this time each year" which, yes it does! They're not wrong

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX8auatwCP0

Just sing this to drown out the original lyrics.

poonchasta
Feb 22, 2007

FFFFAAAFFFFF FFFFFAAAAAAAFFFFF FFFFFFFFAAAAAAFFFFF FFFFFFFAAAAAAAFFFFFF FFFFFFFAAAAAAAFFFFF

bike tory posted:

I like the Mariah Carey song it makes me feel happy

Tell us you've never worked retail without telling us you've never worked retail.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

OwlFancier posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX8auatwCP0

Just sing this to drown out the original lyrics.

https://youtu.be/OCRjs5p6oig

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

poonchasta posted:

Tell us you've never worked retail without telling us you've never worked retail.

but I did, for like 6 years :shrug:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Last Chance posted:

This made my morning. lmfao

I just now remembered he's got one for thanksgiving too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTBqPRfbvbs

(He also has 3 albums and more single releases. And then add to that the TikTok/YT shorts which are some of birds best sounds)

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

freeedr posted:

Love reminding myself of all my good fortunes and being grateful about them. None of this good stuff was guaranteed, but here I am

❤️

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Christmas starts December 25th and lasts for 12 days. I will not engage with it before then.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

BonHair posted:

Christmas starts December 25th and lasts for 12 days. I will not engage with it before then.

Christmas is an abomination and should not be engaged with.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

The only christmas song I play is this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

And I play it once. I have not done it yet this year, it will wait until the right time, whenever the hell that is.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Come to the UK where we have much better, and stranger Christmas songs to get burned into your brain for the next 2 months...

Also - heartily lolling at the Proddy poo poo shelf versus the Catholic big ball dangler...

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



BonHair posted:

Christmas starts December 25th and lasts for 12 days. I will not engage with it before then.

Thank heavens that Jule starts at December 24. Besides, Sancta Lucía is the real start of the ceremonies since it's on the midwinter solstice. Ie. Dec 13th.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

The Christkind kicked me in the dick plus balls

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Druids my balls


It's all about the midwinter sacrifice, where you don't offer poo poo to the gods, but instead eat, drink, and be raucously merry, right in the face of midwinter, to piss off the Ice Giants.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

It's the birthday of the Invincible Sun, the source of light and life. If only we could be so grossly incandescent.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Byzantine posted:

It's the birthday of the Invincible Sun, the source of light and life. If only we could be so grossly incandescent.

One out of two isn't bad

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

bike tory posted:

I like the Mariah Carey song it makes me feel happy

:agreed:

poonchasta posted:

Tell us you've never worked retail without telling us you've never worked retail.

I also worked retail for years. It was not a place where we had the same soundtrack on a loop though. I would try to get Mariah Carey's masterpiece over the speakers now and again but it did tend to anger my coworkers (and bosses).

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
But how do you feel about the Orinoco flow?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
It's pretty good! Enya's stuff is usually too slow for me but Orinoco Flow is upbeat and catchy.

Anyway since this is the meme thread:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret


Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Azhais posted:

But how do you feel about the Orinoco flow?

I like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDiqNEtf5Ew

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I'm now calling Christmas, Terry. It's now a war on Terry.

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