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I feel Elon’s doing a great job of helping me remember what it was like to be a “big brained” 15yr old
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587873929443565572 Haha, look at this self-congratulatory rear end in a top hat giving himself a big pat on the back for turning a dumpster fire into an even bigger dumpster fire.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:38
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It seems that everybody doesn't like me. This means I am winning.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:41
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Yeah a lot of the right wingers that supported him are turning on him because he’s pretending to be even handed which is funny
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Nov 2, 2022 19:41
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Really weird to see a billionaire Stuart Smalleying in public but ok
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Nov 2, 2022 19:41
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If everyone loves him, Elon is winning. If everyone hates him, Elon is winning. Try to keep up nerds.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:43
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That works when you're being attacked because each side thinks you're favouring the other. The relevant sides here are "Elon" and "everyone else". You can't claim you're well positioned in the middle ground just because both cat people and dog people think you're a oval office.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:45
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My mom always said if the emerald slaves hate me I'm doing a good job.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:54
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I had a "Ukrainian" business dude at the bar last night (since all Russians coming out to bars here now just say they are Ukranian) telling me about the amazing chess moves Elon is making to create a private wechat-style one-stop app with this twitter purchase, as you will be able to order your private Tesla driver from X or whatever, pay with eloncoin using quantum computing, and communicate with your friends using Twitter's amazing infrastructure. So get ready for Elon to displace governments and banks with his universal financial and communication controls, as is his plan. It's all a plan, not a rich guy flailing about comically because he's mad people could shittalk him on the internet.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:55
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587873929443565572 no sir theyre saying boourns
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Nov 2, 2022 19:57
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587873929443565572 Dril tweets, one for every occation, etc https://twitter.com/dril/status/460673146451161088?lang=en
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Nov 2, 2022 20:01
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Sega 32X posted:I had a "Ukrainian" business dude at the bar last night (since all Russians coming out to bars here now just say they are Ukranian) telling me about the amazing chess moves Elon is making to create a private wechat-style one-stop app with this twitter purchase, as you will be able to order your private Tesla driver from X or whatever, pay with eloncoin using quantum computing, and communicate with your friends using Twitter's amazing infrastructure. So get ready for Elon to displace governments and banks with his universal financial and communication controls, as is his plan. It's all a plan, not a rich guy flailing about comically because he's mad people could shittalk him on the internet. I love how russians say the stupidest poo poo ever just to rile up americans and make them destroy themselves.
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Nov 2, 2022 20:09
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Is Tesla still letting people use autopilot? No one ever talks about autopilot anymore, and that worries me, like we all forgot there are cars dumber than their owners, driving themselves. E: ah https://futurism.com/elon-musk-engineers-tesla-autopilot-twitter
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Nov 2, 2022 20:24
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lmao it just clicked to me that owning twitter means ability to squash / control all that tesla autopilot evidence that is mounting more and more by the day
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Nov 2, 2022 20:34
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Lol that twitter immediately got orders of magnitude shittier like overnight and its barely just begun
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Nov 2, 2022 20:43
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20 LOL What an absolute loving moron.
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Nov 2, 2022 20:49
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20
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Nov 2, 2022 20:50
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This is the man that was told it would be 100K for a rocket guidance system ONE TIME PURCHASE and told his staff 'you have 5K to figure it out'
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Nov 2, 2022 20:52
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587895653182513152
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Nov 2, 2022 20:54
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Truly these twitter pictures are worth one US dollar
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Nov 2, 2022 20:55
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20 Eagerly awaiting Stephen King's response to this
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Nov 2, 2022 20:55
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20 Well, I'm sold. That totally makes sense. /s
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Nov 2, 2022 20:57
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The fact people seem to legitimately think the checkmark is what makes the celebrities is awe inspiring
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Nov 2, 2022 20:59
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You can tell Elon is in control and not upset at all because he can't let a single criticism go and is constantly tweeting about how wrong everyone else is, just like you'd expect from someone who is in charge.
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Nov 2, 2022 20:59
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20 In my personal experience I only get Starbucks when I receive gift card from a distant relative, pressed by tradition, on Christmas. Maybe he should make Twitter blue check mark gift cards. I guarantee a Canadian uncle would go “I recall he likes being a jackass online; I’ll get him this instead,” while pondering the gift card rack at the grocery store.
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CharlestheHammer posted:The fact people seem to legitimately think the checkmark is what makes the celebrities is awe inspiring Especially once you can just buy one, it's going to become the "bully me relentlessly" badge the instant it changes over.
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Nov 2, 2022 21:07
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Can you imagine the muskovites rubbing one out every time this guy OWNS THE POORS
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20 poo poo like this is gonna be printed in scholarly history books someday.  what a fuckin’ loser.
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Nov 2, 2022 21:16
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I definitely agree with the “I’ll never feel imposter syndrome again” takes.
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Nov 2, 2022 21:23
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The blue checkmark now comes with a free frappuccino
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Nov 2, 2022 21:25
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CharlestheHammer posted:The fact people seem to legitimately think the checkmark is what makes the celebrities is awe inspiring It’s pretty funny cause afaik it’s a direct response to people suing Twitter for copycat accounts, like just a direct liability shield for them. $8/celeb seems a fair price to give up for avoiding a bunch of inevitable libel suit settlements lol
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Nov 2, 2022 21:30
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I would like it if the total number of blue checks goes down. Total income from the project totalling <1 mill a month would amuse me.
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Nov 2, 2022 21:30
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Lol Twitter is worth less to me than one of those massive frappes Like if you asked me would you rather pay $8 for a frappe that obliterates twitter I would gladly drink it
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Extra Large Marge posted:The blue checkmark now comes with a free frappuccino *me in starbucks* Do you know who I am??? I have a blue check mark. I want to speak to the manager
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Nov 2, 2022 21:36
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This, except theyre both twitter and they're both 44 billion
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Nov 2, 2022 21:40
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Jestery posted:Lol I think someone went and bought that frappe already
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Nov 2, 2022 21:41
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20 un loving real This is exactly what happens when you say WELL MEETINGS AND BUREAUCRACY JUST SLOW THINGS DOWN JUST LET THE GENIUS RUN IT ALL god imagine presenting that to a marketing team as what we should post on the boss's account, at a time when they're desperately publically flailing about how to pay the bills what a time to be alive
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Nov 2, 2022 21:45
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20 He did somehow manage not to crop out the watermark.
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Nov 2, 2022 21:47
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587899771091566595?s=20&t=kgNVPEpqpzrvUBjXBEf8qA I feel like someone needs to remake  but for Elon. Seriously, the need for validation from complete strangers is kind of sad at this point.
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lol look at this pathetic simp https://twitter.com/LunchWithElon/status/1587894322405740544 Kid, if you want to learn how to be a moron, elong is definitely your guy
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