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Elon has just purchased his own prison. He will never not be looking at and responding on twitter from now on. He is his own panopticon.
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The absolutely safe capsule for employees at Tesla and SpaceX
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Nov 2, 2022 21:56
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Unlucky7 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587899771091566595?s=20&t=kgNVPEpqpzrvUBjXBEf8qA That is a very well designed poll that truly conveys the full range of options between hate speech and political “correctness” Mountain Dew should put out a poll asking Americans if they prefer to drink Mountain Dew Code Red or Horse Semen and proudly announce to the shareholders that 98.9 percent of Americans prefer Mountain Dew to other beverages.
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Unlucky7 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587899771091566595?s=20&t=kgNVPEpqpzrvUBjXBEf8qA Bonus points if the animation involves his hair growing thicker over time
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but for Elon. Seriously, the need for validation from complete strangers is kind of sad at this point.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The absolutely safe capsule for employees at Tesla and SpaceX Do we get to push it around for fun, too?
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Jestery posted:Lol Hell, I don’t even pay for the news; you think I’m gonna pay for someone’s opinion on the news?
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I only want to see ads for Joe Rogan Brain Pills and Second Amendment Coffee Companies
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Mr. Lobe posted:Do we get to push it around for fun, too? If by pushing it around you mean bullying Elon into changing his mind repeatedly hell yeah!
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Jestery posted:Lol Gonna order a frappe right now and have it delivered to my apartment, where I will toast the fact that the greatest businessman in the world is attempting to monetise his content creators so that he can freely flood the site with assholes who create nothing and explicitly want to drive away other content consumers. Then I'll pour it down the sink to symbolise musk pouring his money down the sink and also the fact that I don't want to get diabetes. In 2 years, the only people left will be racists and brands and the plastic cup my frappe was delivered in.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:If by pushing it around you mean bullying Elon into changing his mind repeatedly hell yeah! He may have gotten exactly what he wanted, indeed. He is the center of attention now, nobody can deny that.
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sporkstand posted:lol look at this pathetic simp  Elon wouldn't even piss on these people even if
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Advertisers should have freedom of speech, aka they should be able to say anything about their product whether it's true or not, imo
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koshmar posted:He did somehow manage not to crop out the watermark. https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1587913557827387392
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CharlestheHammer posted:Didn’t one of the far right dudes just got let back on like the day after he took over I think he was called "Ye"
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People seem pretty clear that Twitter isn't worth 8 dollars a month, memes CEO tells them they are wrong
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And he's still going, just trying to post his way through it with lovely memes. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587913672801759234 Goddamn. Think of all the money he has, all of the opportunity available to him, and this is how he spends his time - scrolling and replying to critics on a stupid hellsite because he's just so goddamn desperate for adoration. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Nov 2, 2022 |
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Guze posted:People seem pretty clear that Twitter isn't worth 8 dollars a month, memes CEO tells them they are wrong The revered "tell the customers they're stupid for not wanting your product" technique
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Oh my God shut the gently caress up and kill yourself already (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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IBroughttheFunk posted:And he's still going, just trying to post his way through it with lovely memes. He is so god damned stupid its painful.
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Sweater: * attractive * handsome color * keeps you warm * soft Twitter: * none of these things * not exactly a substrate for sick owns * much more expensive and loss leading, likely less durable than a sweater
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Nov 2, 2022 22:54
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Where is our resident bazinga to explain the genius we’re witnessing??
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There must be some means by which this man can be mulched and his money used to support starving millions.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Where is our resident bazinga to explain the genius we’re witnessing?? I could link you to some unbiased articles that explain how all of this is, contrary to all appearances, in fact a very genius business  but I’d rather not
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DISCLAIMER: Spectacle generation via petty over-personal uses of Twitter can result in protracted legal issues with your targets of ire. As always, slapfights (on the internet) are not a productive use of one's time.
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Unlucky7 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587899771091566595?s=20&t=kgNVPEpqpzrvUBjXBEf8qA Ahahaha. While he's putting up petty poo poo like that, meanwhile: https://mobile.twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1587922512931082240
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Non-stop tweeting pandering and begging for approval. Surely the qualities of someone who is not pathetic and knows what they are doing.
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Oh, 8 dollars is too much well what about another thing that costs money hmmmmm!!!??!?!?
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I think he thinks if he gets enough people on twitter to agree with him online advertisers will change their mind? That didn’t work when he tried to wiggle out of the purchase itself so I don’t know why it would work now
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Valko posted:reknowned pervert Caligula Too long for a username I think.
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As overpriced as it probably is that $8 latte at least makes the person feel good. Paying for Twitter would probably give the opposite feeling
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bobjr posted:As overpriced as it probably is that $8 latte at least makes the person feel good. Paying for Twitter would probably give the opposite feeling Most people think the 8$ latte is extremely overpriced and would only consider paying for it when there's literally no alternative including just making your own coffee at home
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Unperson_47 posted:Non-stop tweeting pandering and begging for approval. Surely the qualities of someone who is not pathetic What’s he supposed to do? Use his obscene wealth to satisfy his every fleeting whim? Be constantly pleasured by nineteen supermodels in a solid gold palace without a care in the world because he has more money than any human ever to live?! That’s SO LAME.
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The CEO of three (3) multimillion dollar companies spending the afternoon posting memes to twitter tells me everything I need to know about the typical day of a CEO.
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Happy Landfill posted:The CEO of three (3) multimillion dollar companies spending the afternoon posting memes to twitter tells me everything I need to know about the typical day of a CEO. Nobody has ever tried to post through it as hard as Ol' Musky.
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Hey you guys wanna see a complete loving rando post an actually viable business model for Tesla?! (1) Make a smaller platform, call it the 2. On this platform, make a Miata competitor (convertible mandatory, and also a 2door hatchback that competes with the BRZ/Genesis coupe. To save money, Subaru parts bin style, re-use as much of the 3 and Y equipment for base model. This includes especially the brakes. On the top Plaid model, offer neat plaid interior and use the brakes off the model S like knockoff Brembos. Parts bin your lineup strategically, as much as possible to save money, with the added bonus of making your cars more junkyardable. Offer it in BlackSilverWhiteRedBlueBrightYellowBritishRacinggreen. On the same platform (call this the 4): A little inexpensive 5 door hatchback like the Focus, Volt, or i3, and a very tall but small crossover with slightly more luxury options (like the Buick Encore) for tall people and folks with back and knee problems. These will be easy derivative iterations of each other. (2) 2-3 years from now do a mild facelift on the whole line. Emphasis on mild. Make it possible to swap the facelift parts between generations. (3) Drop the Congratulations your brand is saved and you can spell 2 S 3 X Y 4 U One big dent on the Cybertruck's bending brake body is gonna necessitate frame repair and is gonna result in traffic deaths Waffle House fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Nov 2, 2022 |
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Waffle House posted:Hey you guys wanna see a complete loving rando post an actually viable business model for Tesla?! Waffle House
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