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I am pretty sure no one is saying that
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Well people have been saying that but more in response to all the right wingers saying this is a win for free speech. Not like in general
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Nov 2, 2022 23:20
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ben shapino posted:Waffle House Do you want your joker av back or something else
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Waffle House posted:Do you want your joker av back or something else I like big Elon tbh
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Nov 2, 2022 23:21
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ben shapino posted:I like big Elon tbh k lmk if you want a dice roll but cool av again sometime
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Nov 2, 2022 23:22
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instead of convincing every user to fork over $8, maybe he can just convince one very gullible billionaire to fork over $44 billion in one shot there's gotta be at least one billionaire out there dumb enough to be swindled like that
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Nov 2, 2022 23:25
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You think he’d be making the same crappy memes about how cheap it is if Steven king hadn’t poo poo on him for one tweet and gotten him to drop it from $20? Also how quibbling over the exact price still completely misses the loving point that he’s trying to charge people money to make free content for him and his platform, especially if one of the selling points is that it gives higher priority for showing up in peoples feeds.
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Nov 2, 2022 23:27
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Pretty amazing that Musk can find a way to make that "first tweet" nft even more unsellable
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Elon Musk Thread: I never thought I'd see the day the richest man in the world is a shitposter
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Elon Musk Thread: I never thought I'd see the day the richest man in the world is a shitposter 
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Nov 3, 2022 00:01
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elon's posting has the stink of desperation to it, it's not aloof and detached like true shitposting
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His poster’s heart is false and treacherous
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Nov 3, 2022 00:04
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ben shapino posted:Most people think the 8$ latte is extremely overpriced and would only consider paying for it when there's literally no alternative including just making your own coffee at home An $8 latte isn't coffee. It's dessert with caffeine. Just think of it in the same category as boba.
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Nov 3, 2022 00:04
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Bad Purchase posted:elon's posting has the stink of desperation to it, it's not aloof and detached like true shitposting Yeah, he's absolutely in "posting through it" mode. Give it to the end of the week until he pulls back further on the idea and says it was all part of some elaborate social experiment master plan.
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Nov 3, 2022 00:04
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Thundercracker posted:An $8 latte isn't coffee. It's dessert with caffeine. Just think of it in the same category as boba. boba deez nuts
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Nov 3, 2022 00:06
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Elon has just purchased his own prison. He will never not be looking at and responding on twitter from now on. He is his own panopticon. This is my favourite part, he can never leave. He's a slave to the attention and the DATA about all the attention he gets. 394,000 people saw my cool meme in the last hour! Lemme just check if AOC saw my reply, how many seconds did she look at it? Can you imagine him walking away from being able to measure everyone's like for him, the greatest and funniest and coolest guy of all time?
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Nov 3, 2022 00:17
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If I hadn't deactivated my account, I'd be running a bot that tweets "nice meltdown" as the first reply on all his tweets
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Nov 3, 2022 00:19
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Has anyone posted a Lucille Bluth it's only a tweet what could it cost $8 meme yet?
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cracker posted:Has anyone posted a Lucille Bluth it's only a tweet what could it cost $8 meme yet? yes
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Nov 3, 2022 00:34
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At least he is bringing back some of that good old internet flavour, this all feels like those decades-old spam type "!!!alert! Pay now or hotmail will close your account"
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Nov 3, 2022 00:35
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some vintage elon dumbassery: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1240754657263144960 based on current trends, Twitter will be highly profitable by end of November
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ben shapino posted:some vintage elon dumbassery: You dont get it....he looked at the trends dammit!
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Bad Purchase posted:elon's posting has the stink of desperation to it, it's not aloof and detached like true shitposting true, true
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sporkstand posted:You dont get it....he looked at the trends dammit! https://twitter.com/DustinDeRolph/status/1240780467760062464
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Nov 3, 2022 00:42
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Is there a bit somewhere taking screenshots of all his Tweets? He seems very much the type to delete them all and try and say he wasn't mad in the paper.
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Nov 3, 2022 00:45
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Bad Purchase posted:elon's posting has the stink of desperation to it, it's not aloof and detached like true shitposting
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greazeball posted:Is there a bit somewhere taking screenshots of all his Tweets? He seems very much the type to delete them all and try and say he wasn't mad in the paper. you can always plug it into archive.ph: https://archive.ph/https://twitter.com/elonmusk/with_replies it appears lots lot of people have been saving archives of his tweets:  ...  here's the one from today. It seems to have all his replies going back to Oct 25th.
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Nov 3, 2022 00:58
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greazeball posted:This is my favourite part, he can never leave. He's a slave to the attention and the DATA about all the attention he gets. 394,000 people saw my cool meme in the last hour! Lemme just check if AOC saw my reply, how many seconds did she look at it? Can you imagine him walking away from being able to measure everyone's like for him, the greatest and funniest and coolest guy of all time? He's going to end up like Howard Hughes.
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Nov 3, 2022 01:04
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greazeball posted:If I hadn't deactivated my account, I'd be running a bot that tweets "nice meltdown" as the first reply on all his tweets "A rare miss from @elonmusk"
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Nov 3, 2022 01:15
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Unlucky7 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587899771091566595?s=20&t=kgNVPEpqpzrvUBjXBEf8qA Are the poll results in favor of musk? I can’t check without making a Twitter account and logging in.
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Nov 3, 2022 01:16
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but for Elon. Seriously, the need for validation from complete strangers is kind of sad at this point.
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https://twitter.com/KurtWagner8/status/1587960063959789568 Surely this will help make my $44b back!
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Nov 3, 2022 01:19
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buglord posted:Are the poll results in favor of musk? I can’t check without making a Twitter account and logging in. It's 80/20 in favor of FREEDOM with over a million votes.
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Nov 3, 2022 01:24
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Yaldabaoth posted:He's going to end up like Howard Hughes. "Get inside the Twitter, CTO." "Sir, that's not really possible." "Figure it out. Now."
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Nov 3, 2022 01:29
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Fifteen of Many posted:https://twitter.com/KurtWagner8/status/1587960063959789568 holy gently caress lol this is gonna be something else
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Fifteen of Many posted:https://twitter.com/KurtWagner8/status/1587960063959789568 oh boy! a 50% chance of getting fired and the chance to rub shoulders with Elon in person at Twitter HQ?! résumé sent!
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Nov 3, 2022 01:35
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If you're in the half that makes the cut why wouldn't you bail? You may get fired on a whim cause the catturd account won't stop whining his posts don't get enough likes
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A lot will bail due to the wfh change as well. Weird that he's doing the layoff before that.
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Guze posted:If you're in the half that makes the cut why wouldn't you bail? You may get fired on a whim cause the catturd account won't stop whining his posts don't get enough likes RPATDO_LAMD posted:A lot while bail due to the wfh change as well. Weird that he's doing the layoff before that. Yeah that's really stupid. I mean if you WFH you can apply for a job and do an interview all while home and secure a future job. "Your next task EMPLOYEE #4728 IS: astroturf a Rhodesian reunification dimension of the twitterverse...you have 3 days", "Your next task EMPLOYEE #4728 IS: Evict the ANC blue checkmark from the Twitter verse", "Your next task EMPLOYEE #4728 IS: SMEAR GMC", WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Nov 3, 2022 |
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:A lot while bail due to the wfh change as well. Weird that he's doing the layoff before that. only downside to wfh is not being able to tell elon to gently caress off right in his face
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Guze posted:If you're in the half that makes the cut why wouldn't you bail? You may get fired on a whim cause the catturd account won't stop whining his posts don't get enough likes The "No remote work" Is to purge anyone who isn't already a musk-stan. Nobody who actually wants to retain tech talent is doing that, remote work is practically a must if you want to retain good talent.
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