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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1587566285151420419?s=46&t=O3b4eNn7FBqWkiNLRopORA He's going to lose every employee whose remotely important except like one or two losers who are somehow true believers about loving twitter.
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Nov 3, 2022 14:38
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musk and 50 bazingas who think every one of his ideas is the best are going to run all of twitter.
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Nov 3, 2022 14:47
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big nipples big life posted:musk and 50 bazingas who think every one of his ideas is the best are going to run all of twitter even further into the ground than they already have at record pace.
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Nov 3, 2022 14:50
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It should be mentioned that that Latte tweet probably got a lot of likes from right wingers who say lattee and thought he was owning the libs
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Nov 3, 2022 14:51
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Nov 3, 2022 14:55
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So how long to the next major Twitter outage? And let's define major as 12 hours of downtime. I'm going to predict something fails by December 10th.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:He's going to lose every employee whose remotely important except like one or two losers who are somehow true believers about loving twitter. Knowing some people at Tesla, you'd be surprised how many are willing to give up on any work-life balance for a chance to work for "a visionary" and to "change the world". Musk has a lot of weird cult-like fans. Although thankfully with more competition out, people obsessed with electric cars can actually work somewhere else. SpaceX employees are still getting super abused though because if you want to "do space stuff" you basically have no other choices at the moment. So you're going to be working 60-80 hour weeks, or GTFO. However, people ALREADY at Twitter didn't come there for Musk and are very unlikely to take this type of poo poo. Also "work at a software company" is not a motivating factor that you can't simply do at a million other places (and now with better benefits). Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Nov 3, 2022 |
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Nov 3, 2022 14:56
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Rad Russian posted:Knowing some people at Tesla, you'd be surprised how many are willing to give up on any work-life balance for a chance to work for "a visionary" and to "change the world". Musk has a lot of weird cult-like fans. I don't think it's a coincidence that in the fictional life Chandler Halderson presented to his parents, he had a super duper high paying job at Space-X. Before he murdered both of them and tried to incinerate their bodies in the living room fireplace.
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Nov 3, 2022 14:59
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Random Stranger posted:So how long to the next major Twitter outage? And let's define major as 12 hours of downtime. I'm going to predict something fails by December 10th. I have a feeling someone is going to leave a dead man switch somewhere in the code on their last day.
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Nov 3, 2022 15:00
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The latte tweet is clearly a frappuccino and not a latte can we get some fact checking on twitter please
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Nov 3, 2022 15:00
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588081971221053440 Not really sure this reflects an understanding of what "cybernetic" actually means
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Nov 3, 2022 15:05
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588081971221053440 The collective, cybernetic super-intelligence has decided that a $8/mo generalized verification system is a really stupid idea
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Nov 3, 2022 15:08
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588081971221053440 Surprised he didn't work quantum in there somewhere as another "smart people word"
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Nov 3, 2022 15:09
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if everyone on earth poo poo once per day and received a splashback, that would also be billions of bidirectional exchanges per day, a collective cybernetic super-intelligence of pure poo poo
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Nov 3, 2022 15:16
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Zil posted:I have a feeling someone is going to leave a dead man switch somewhere in the code on their last day. Uh Tesla engineers reviewed 800,00 printed out lines of code in a single day. They’d definitely find something out by a disgruntled coder toot suite. #LETSGOTOMARS
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Nov 3, 2022 15:20
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TwoPair posted:Surprised he didn't work quantum in there somewhere as another "smart people word" He's going to shove Twitter codebase into a Tesla and tell it to do the auto-pilot stuff that he can't get to work for the last 10 years. Then his AI issue is solved! All tesla car's decisions on what to do would be crowdsourced from Twitter interactions. "Accident unavoidable: should I swerve and kill an old woman + dog or keep going straight and kill a child? Vote in the poll below:"
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Nov 3, 2022 15:23
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Uh Tesla engineers reviewed 800,00 printed out lines of code in a single day. They’d definitely find something out by a disgruntled coder toot suite. #LETSGOTOMARS Logic bomb left in the Twitter code that adds randomized ethnic slurs to every tweet. If the code is removed, the website stops working altogether. It takes Elon's handpicked programming team over a day to notice that there is anything wrong.
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Nov 3, 2022 15:24
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crime weed posted:eh, i don't think it's anything like that. ....nah. Once you buy your own platform, anything on that platform that's about you should be treated as propoganda.
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Nov 3, 2022 15:25
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Rad Russian posted:SpaceX employees are still getting super abused though because if you want to "do space stuff" you basically have no other choices at the moment. So you're going to be working 60-80 hour weeks, or GTFO. My dad worked at a national lab on rockets from the 80's until he retired last year and that's sorta just par for the course for a lot of it. Once he was a manager he had his hours down to 9-5 M-T with F off for over a decade, then COVID happened and he loved WFH for about a month, until he realized his life until he retired was 6-8 5 days a week.
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Nov 3, 2022 15:27
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SirPhoebos posted:....nah. Once you buy your own platform, anything on that platform that's about you should be treated as propoganda. i mean, they aren't real-real. but they're not like, dude-going-in-and-editing-the-numbers fake rn. like, the people who immediately started spamming slurs when musk bought twitter because they thought he could instantaneously bring about institutional change were insanely funny. poo poo takes time crime weed fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Nov 3, 2022 |
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Nov 3, 2022 15:37
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DrPossum posted:how did that end? Howard Hughes bought out a hotel in Vegas so he could live in the penthouse, never leave, and harvest his urine and nail clippings into jars because he was afraid they could be used to spy on him. He at least had the excuse that he was massively injured when his prototype racing airplane crashed (I think this is what the DiCaprio movie was about?). Elon, on the other hand, was broken by the internet.
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Nov 3, 2022 15:38
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Trevor Noah had a good joke about how Musky shouldn't be charging $8 for blue checkmarks, he should be charging $8 to say the n-word
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Nov 3, 2022 15:41
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Zil posted:Well according to Elon's numbers, 80%of them are bots. Elon: Twitter has more bots than users and they don't do enough to purge them Elon's dipshit followers: Yeah that's right Elon but also can you look into why I lost 1,000 followers last night the libtards are censoring me
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Nov 3, 2022 15:45
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Elom probably has a team funneling likes onto his account.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588081971221053440 im picturing this said 100% with the weed smoke still in the air, in joe rogan's podcast studio lol that the richest man in human history posts the same stupid poo poo 16 year me would if I was ripping the bong - like woah mannnnn
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Nov 3, 2022 16:13
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Jelly posted:Trevor Noah had a good joke about how Musky shouldn't be charging $8 for blue checkmarks, he should be charging $8 to say the n-word The good news is, revenue is up 5,000% in the last week!
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Nov 3, 2022 16:14
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Much like when he decided to buy twitter in the first place, I don’t doubt there’s a bunch of sycophants encouraging him to do whatever. Whether any of them will actually pony up the $8 once it’s their own money on the line of if they like the results when it finally happens is another story.
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Nov 3, 2022 16:17
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elon paid 44b for a moderated /b now he is going to try and monetize and un-moderate it this is going to be a life lesson for the world, i think
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Nov 3, 2022 16:21
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A super-intelligence controlled by the intelligence of the dumbest people on earth. Some city on the hill....
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Jelly posted:Trevor Noah had a good joke about how Musky shouldn't be charging $8 for blue checkmarks, he should be charging $8 to say the n-word I guarantee you this is gonna be a thing. "For $20 a month, you can threaten trans people and doxx them. Freedom of speech! ... With half as many ads".
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Nov 3, 2022 16:54
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Cybernetic intelligence is more accurate if you assume it’s just a bunch of bots talking to each other instead of people. Normally to get this kind of brilliant insight you’d have to listen to Alex jones rant about the largest AI in the world being traffic lights and that the AI only controls us if we let it.
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Nov 3, 2022 16:58
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Twitter being staffed entirely by sycophants will at least keep them contained.
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Castor Poe posted:I guarantee you this is gonna be a thing. 
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Nov 3, 2022 17:43
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This is kind of an "all angles" approach huh
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Bad Purchase posted:if everyone on earth poo poo once per day and received a splashback, that would also be billions of bidirectional exchanges per day, a collective cybernetic super-intelligence of pure poo poo My colon is augmented.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:elin: tell me about my own penis, mister musk "Do you expect me to die, Mr. Musk?" "No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to tell me about my penis."
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Nov 3, 2022 18:09
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The only thing preventing me from enjoying watching this ship sink in a storm of hubris is knowing that when the banks that hold the loans poo poo the bed because Elon is not going to be able to pay the bills, they'll probably get bailed out with tax dollars because they will threaten to take the rest of the economy down with them.
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Nov 3, 2022 18:09
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yook posted:Much like when he decided to buy twitter in the first place, I don’t doubt there’s a bunch of sycophants encouraging him to do whatever. I'm sure the hardcore Musk devotees are going to pour money into it like some goon project writ large.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588081971221053440 I think he is think about "swarm inteligence". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_colony_optimization_algorithms There are algorithms where many independent dumb agents seeks a goal, and while every minion is dumb, the colony is smart about finding that goal. If you are 14 years old, this idea sounds awesome.
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