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DrPossum posted:those birds were no angels
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I'm just extremely annoyed that he desperately wants to be funny but he just reminds me of the "how do you do fellow kids" meme. I don't know why I allow myself to be impacted by some dumb rich person but I'm sick of seeing him everywhere online. Allow me to be terminally online in peace dammit.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:24
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He’s living rent-free in your head. You should charge him at least $8/mo for that.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:24
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bird with big dick posted:Don't help cats, outdoor cats kill 2.4 billion birds per year. Without cats, birds would blot out the sun, ruining crops and leaving us all to starve. I salute the brave cats fighting against the avian menace. (But seriously, spay, neuter, and keep them inside.)
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Nov 3, 2022 20:26
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Neighbors cat scratched up my porch chair, bird pooped on my car. Let them fight I say.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:28
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Fuckin Bob Barker ova heah
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Random Stranger posted:Without cats, birds would blot out the sun, ruining crops and leaving us all to starve. I salute the brave cats fighting against the avian menace. I will find the anti bird equation
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Nov 3, 2022 20:28
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New day, new stupid idea. https://twitter.com/MattNavarra/status/1588195672565731328
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Nov 3, 2022 20:28
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How is that functionally different than shadowbanning
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Nov 3, 2022 20:32
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"sure we advertise on twitter but not on the part where people can freely engage in hate speech" - a thing that will never be said by any major corporation
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Nov 3, 2022 20:33
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Horseshoe of making GBS threads on musk aqusition has morphed into a full circle. Its an ouroboros of shitposts and rerrible opinions all the way round.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:33
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How much for the n-word allowed tier, Elon? Just say the number. Any number. *I prostrate myself at his feet, holding fistfuls of bills before me and offering them up*
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Nov 3, 2022 20:33
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People on Nextdoor are always posting about how Mangy Murder Poo the Feral Cat is really injured and what vet they should take them to for help. Just euthanize the fuckin' thing and bury it what the gently caress. Anyway, gently caress musk.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:35
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elon out sucking the zuck is a pretty large feat we just need that bezos weirdo to go buy tiktok
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Nov 3, 2022 20:35
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big nipples big life posted:"sure we advertise on twitter but not on the part where people can freely engage in hate speech" - a thing that will never be said by any major corporation it works for reddit, unfortunately
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Nov 3, 2022 20:37
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Philthy posted:elon out sucking the zuck is a pretty large feat sorry, bezos is boring and just doing what other billionaires do: buying a sports team
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Nov 3, 2022 20:37
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When he appeared on Star Trek mentioning plans for a jet engine it was obvious even to me he played more than one role and was eager to present himself as something he wasn't. I feel sorry for him but he treats ppl badly so whatever.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:38
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4chan still has advertisers. idk how lucrative they are tho
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Terebus posted:Horseshoe of making GBS threads on musk aqusition has morphed into a full circle. Its an ouroboros of shitposts and rerrible opinions all the way round. It’s okay, Elon; some of your kids still pretend to like/acknowledge you
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Nov 3, 2022 20:38
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Brother Tadger posted:It’s okay, Elon; some of your kids still pretend to like/acknowledge you Listen, once you've tasted the pope you'll do anything to get back there for just another nibble. Anything.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:41
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The Butcher posted:How much for the n-word allowed tier, Elon? Just say the number. Any number. Oh, you know the number.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:44
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IBroughttheFunk posted:New day, new stupid idea. Lemme guess, the all hate speech all the time tier is free bc free speech is free!!!! :usa: No hate speech? $14.99/mo because it costs more to get the magic computer wizards to filter all the slurs
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Nov 3, 2022 20:45
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No he will gate the hate speech because that’s what’s scaring the advertisers
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Nov 3, 2022 20:47
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Oh, forgot to add his stupid explanation that clarified jack poo poo: quote:Musk had previously said that it would be good for users to be able to "select which version of Twitter you want." So like, I subjectively decide my tweet is rated R, but then if enough people decide, it get be reduced to a PG-13, or whatever? Great job, Mr. Musk. Genius thinking as always. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Nov 3, 2022 |
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Nov 3, 2022 20:48
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh, forgot to add the stupid oversimplified explanation: more like "my n-word filled tweet is rated G until 50 people are forced to see it and rate it PG"
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Nov 3, 2022 20:51
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Look I know you think the current system is to unstable so we are allowing the users to decide on a whim to really clarify things
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Nov 3, 2022 20:52
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Brother Tadger posted:It’s okay, Elon; some of your kids still pretend to like/acknowledge you Maybe everyone involved in this is terrible, but at leads musk might finally rid the internet of the eternal hellhole that is twitter.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:52
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there will almost certainly be a new twitter that will take the place of current twitter when elon runs it into the ground
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Nov 3, 2022 20:54
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Yeah Twitter as it was before was extremely basic. You can’t really kill that concept just change who runs it
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Nov 3, 2022 20:55
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DrPossum posted:those birds were no angels lol
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Nov 3, 2022 20:57
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I'm going to fire most of the staff while making the platform increasingly complicated. A good plan by a smart man.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:58
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IBroughttheFunk posted:New day, new stupid idea. He just has the worst ideas for the worst platform. Lowtax must be looking up in disgust.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:58
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THIS TWEET IS RATED NC-17 elon sucks lmao 
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Nov 3, 2022 20:59
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kazil posted:more like "my n-word filled tweet is rated G until 50 people are forced to see it and rate it PG" my post is rated "NC-17" for featuring the 'N' and 'C' words at least 17 times
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Nov 3, 2022 21:03
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Convex posted:my post is rated "NC-17" for featuring the 'N' and 'C' words at least 17 times Strategically placing my one "gently caress" to still keep a PG-13
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IBroughttheFunk posted:New day, new stupid idea. Can't really implement this idea if no one works at twitter anymore
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Nov 3, 2022 21:08
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kazil posted:there will almost certainly be a new twitter that will take the place of current twitter when elon runs it into the ground Yeah, no one else has tried to clone the SiMplE concept of twotter because it so easy and it will eadily be overtaken by this other platform that will appear out of nowhere.
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Nov 3, 2022 21:08
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twitter is just going to become a game of who can sneak poo poo past the content filter and it will be scored by how many levels they can get though like "oh man, I got the n word all the way to PG-13 top that poo poo"
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Nov 3, 2022 21:09
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Can't really implement this idea if no one works at twitter anymore if elon is such a genius, why isn't he writing the code?
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IBroughttheFunk posted:So like, I subjectively decide my tweet is rated R, but then if enough people decide, it get be reduced to a PG-13, or whatever? The only people who will rate other people's tweets are bad actors brigading someone's account like reddit. He'll then say he trained an AI for it and the AI will automatically sequester minorities, and it won't do jack poo poo for tweets that aren't in English
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