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DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Twitter might die next week. Inshallah.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:22

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:25

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Spergin Morlock posted:

ferrets are fun but they smell horrible. i liked when i had a neighbor who had a couple, and I could play with them but not have to clean up after them

That's 7 years of stink you're committing to. hosed up. Pass.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:22

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Spergin Morlock posted:

ferrets are fun but they smell horrible. i liked when i had a neighbor who had a couple, and I could play with them but not have to clean up after them

they are stinky, even when they have the stink glands removed and are bred to not smell all that awful

they also poo poo constantly

fun but stinky, correct.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:23

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

PFC didn't hit 30" until he was 11.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:23

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/some-shadyside-residents-having-tires-deflated-messages-left-behind/2PTXDCJYTRE25OLLKFXRT2237U/

PITTSBURGH — People who live in Shadyside say their tires are being deflated with lentil beans and whoever is responsible is also leaving behind a message on their cars.

Nighttime surveillance video from a Shadyside viewer shows two people stopping by a car on Pembroke Place. That’s when the viewer believes lentils were placed inside the tire cap, allowing air to leak out.

A note was also placed on the windshield, reading, “Dear jagoff, This vehicle is too big for city streets. You’re going to run over a kid. For everybody’s safety, one or more of your tires might be deflated.”

So far, three people on Pembroke Place have reported having their tires deflated and have since notified police.

Now, the latest crime coupled with recent vandalisms to businesses and a sting of carjackings have people who call Shadyside home on edge.

“This is a great neighborhood, and we always walk around at night. It’s always been very safe. We walk around at night, so it’s disturbing. To find out there have been carjackings and tires that have been pieced… it’s incongruous,” said one resident.

Channel 11 asked Pittsburgh police for more information on the deflated tires and possible investigation, but we haven’t heard back.

Pembroke is a short street and probably a top 5 wealthiest street in the entire city

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:23

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

Grey Fox posted:

Ye discovered NNN https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1588293370018811904

i knew a dude who was rapid cycling bipolar who tried poo poo like this after every manic episode of random violence/vanishing/self harm (that happened every 2 months almost to the day)

anything but taking his pills

ended up killing himself :\

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:23

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

That's 7 years of stink you're committing to. hosed up. Pass.

if/when you're married a spouse will have to put up with all of that from you for even longer

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:23

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

i'm just kidding daniel dale's dick i'm a nice person :ohdear:

i can't make mean jokes about people who aren't completely horrible (that i'm aware of)

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:24

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

bebop esq posted:

if/when you're married a spouse will have to put up with all of that from you for even longer

I am extremely clean, actually. But they will have to put up with other poo poo that is just as annoying.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:27

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

bebop esq posted:

i'm just kidding daniel dale's dick i'm a nice person

i can't make mean jokes about people who aren't completely horrible (that i'm aware of)

Oh I didn't read this until after I started writing a really, really mean reply. Now I feel bad and I will delete it and post this instead.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:28

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

If I was less neat and clean I would probably get a couple cats, but they poo poo in a box in the closet and that's gross.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:29

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Get it together, cats. Learn to use the toilet and bidet.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:30

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/jmrivera02/status/1588253352311361537?s=46&t=mK26rVLUMMJ7p4K-0QllFw

lol that the fascist board room meetings ended up being more entertaining than the much anticipated Vader fights in Obi Wan Show

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:31

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:32

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

I was chatting with the lady delivering my liquor order, and she told me she hopes I have a good night, and I said I would now, and she got all giggly and thought it was a compliment when really I was just talking about the liquor and not her.

Still, still

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:33

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

Get it together, cats. Learn to use the toilet and bidet.

when we were kids my dad bought a kit to teach the cat to crap in the toilet and succeeded once but then you got a stanky cat turd floating around in your toilet. His solution was to attach a cat toy on a string to the flusher but the cat would not stop flushing all night every night until my dad said gently caress it and removed it all

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:34

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:35

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Vim Fuego posted:

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:36

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Good Citizen posted:

when we were kids my dad bought a kit to teach the cat to crap in the toilet and succeeded once but then you got a stanky cat turd floating around in your toilet. His solution was to attach a cat toy on a string to the flusher but the cat would not stop flushing all night every night until my dad said gently caress it and removed it all

There's just no winning with cats.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:39

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

Good Citizen posted:

when we were kids my dad bought a kit to teach the cat to crap in the toilet and succeeded once but then you got a stanky cat turd floating around in your toilet. His solution was to attach a cat toy on a string to the flusher but the cat would not stop flushing all night every night until my dad said gently caress it and removed it all

Lmao

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:40

robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

Good Citizen posted:

His solution was to attach a cat toy on a string to the flusher but the cat would not stop flushing all night every night

that's my exact relationship with this thread

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:41

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/some-shadyside-residents-having-tires-deflated-messages-left-behind/2PTXDCJYTRE25OLLKFXRT2237U/

PITTSBURGH � People who live in Shadyside say their tires are being deflated with lentil beans and whoever is responsible is also leaving behind a message on their cars.

Nighttime surveillance video from a Shadyside viewer shows two people stopping by a car on Pembroke Place. That�s when the viewer believes lentils were placed inside the tire cap, allowing air to leak out.

A note was also placed on the windshield, reading, �Dear jagoff, This vehicle is too big for city streets. You�re going to run over a kid. For everybody�s safety, one or more of your tires might be deflated.�

So far, three people on Pembroke Place have reported having their tires deflated and have since notified police.

Now, the latest crime coupled with recent vandalisms to businesses and a sting of carjackings have people who call Shadyside home on edge.

�This is a great neighborhood, and we always walk around at night. It�s always been very safe. We walk around at night, so it�s disturbing. To find out there have been carjackings and tires that have been pieced� it�s incongruous,� said one resident.

Channel 11 asked Pittsburgh police for more information on the deflated tires and possible investigation, but we haven�t heard back.

I agree with the sentiment but the SUVs in that video are on the small side, not like those huge murder trucks that you have to step into or anything.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:42

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

robot roll call posted:

that's my exact relationship with this thread

refresh, reflush

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:42

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007

lol

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:43

Virgil Vox: Dec 8, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:45

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Durf posted:

lol that the fascist board room meetings ended up being more entertaining than the much anticipated Vader fights in Obi Wan Show

I feel like it�s because Disney executives were not looking at it and the director/writers got free reign over what they wanted to tell.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:47

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

he hates it!

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:49

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

reading the trump thread (audio)
https://i.imgur.com/lfwR1mw.mp4

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:51

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

reading the trump thread (audio)
https://i.imgur.com/lfwR1mw.mp4

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:53

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Shifty Nipples posted:

lovely Nipples

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:54

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

DesertIslandHermit posted:

I feel like it�s because Disney executives were not looking at it and the director/writers got free reign over what they wanted to tell.

I think the Disney executives were looking at the demographics this sort of show would touch and are just covering all their bases. They love diversity of opinions if they can make a buck off it.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:54

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

Feels good to just poo poo yourself from time to time

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:55

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

oof https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/1588296830831689730

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:57

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I�ve seen enough. oprah gives fetterman the win

# ? Nov 4, 2022 04:59

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xzksZwv.mp4

drat what a dining experience

# ? Nov 4, 2022 05:02

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1588380752240332800

# ? Nov 4, 2022 05:02

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Taco Duck posted:

Feels good to just poo poo yourself from time to time

I'm good about twice a year for that. When was the last time you poo poo your pants?

# ? Nov 4, 2022 05:05

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

https://mobile.twitter.com/SHAQ/status/1588341358431178752

Salter is Jewish

# ? Nov 4, 2022 05:05

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

# ? Nov 4, 2022 05:06

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:25

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SHAQ/status/1588341358431178752

Salter is Jewish

Lol poo poo.

# ? Nov 4, 2022 05:07

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