Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Twitter fixin to be h8stragram.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:48 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:29 |
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Musk is going to crash twitter into nigh-uselessness, it'll be a money hole and he'll declare it a victory actually because woke moralists used to use it and now they can't. He'll sell it for 1/10 the price he paid to the first gigantic media conglomerate who comes knocking. Prob disney. It'll take at least a year to shake out though cause he's real dumb. Sold on April 20th (huehue get it le memes, still got it elon), 2024
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:48 |
April 20, 2023
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:49 |
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2024 seems awfully generous considering the rate at which Musk is actively burning the site down around him. Something closer to January 1, 2023 wouldn't surprise me but that's not an official prediction; just a guess.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:49 |
Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: Bitch we all win in that case.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:50 |
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June 25, 2023
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:50 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: November 10th, 2022
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:50 |
F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:2024 seems awfully generous considering the rate at which Musk is actively burning the site down around him. Something closer to January 1, 2023 wouldn't surprise me but that's not an official prediction; just a guess. Thank u for clarifying that your post on somethingawfulforums is not an Official Prediction and shouldn’t be taken as such, rather it is simply a Guess, and therefore we will not bring legal proceedings in the event your Guess is incorrect.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:51 |
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March 21, 2006
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:51 |
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madmatt112 posted:Thank u for clarifying that your post on somethingawfulforums is not an Official Prediction and shouldn’t be taken as such, rather it is simply a Guess, and therefore we will not bring legal proceedings in the event your Guess is incorrect. Gotta protect myself against any class action lawsuits filed against me by Jeffrey. e: More seriously, I'll say January 1, 2023. Never underestimate Musk's ability to fail in hilariously epic ways. F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Nov 5, 2022 |
# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:52 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: I'll take Monday the 7th of November edit: 2022 Convex fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Nov 5, 2022 |
# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:52 |
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What the hell. Christmas Day, 2023.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:53 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: Dammit! Claimed. Ok, April 1, 2023
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:54 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Twitter fixin to be h8stragram. Incelgram.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:54 |
F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Gotta protect myself against any class action lawsuits filed against me by Jeffrey. You just gave me a decent thread idea
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:55 |
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June 30th 2023.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:55 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: Oct, 28th 2022
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:56 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:57 |
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I'm just grinning madly seeing these tweets https://twitter.com/WiseTenderSnob/status/1588625596380512256 https://twitter.com/AioliChowder/status/1588695103417495553
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:58 |
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March 28, 2024
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:58 |
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June 21, 2024
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 02:59 |
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April 20, 2023
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:01 |
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Who can kill what is already dead?
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:01 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Among other things wario is actually good at running his software company doesnt Wario, a 30something also creep on the underaged(17) yearold pizza delivery girl? maybe warioware timeline wario is bad and we should only remember wario land 1 platforming/ brawling wario.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:01 |
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Missed the chance to change Luigi into Wario.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:02 |
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worm girl posted:Incelgram. little dick energy
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:02 |
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September 6th, 2023
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:04 |
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February 14, 2023
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:04 |
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Comstar posted:Gentlemen, the moment has clearly arrived. next thursday
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:04 |
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buglord posted:It’s still really hard not to see this as some 5th dimensional chess move because I refuse to believe someone could act this stupidly. https://ez.substack.com/p/billionaire-brain-damage Ed Zitron posted:I think we may be past the point at which it makes sense to understand why he’s doing things. Musk is existentially impossible for more than 100 people to understand - he does not worry about having somewhere to sleep, or what to eat, or where to eat it, or how to get there, or whether his power bill or his car lease are paid. Musk does not have to worry about whether he will be able to pay for anything. In fact, acquiring Twitter may be the most Musk has had to think of the cost of something in some time - there is no consideration of how much it would be to buy something that regular people buy, just that it arrives in the amount of time he wishes.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:06 |
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I'll take some of that action. August 6, 2023. Memorializing one nuke with another.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:06 |
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It is surreal watching something that I spent a whole lot of time on, for better or worse, disintegrate in real time. One person I follow on twitter predicted that there would be a huge security disaster and it may be better to delete your account before that happens. I thought that may have been an exaggeration but going by today...I dunno...
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:08 |
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June 16th, 2023. This is a pro click
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:09 |
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saintonan posted:This is where name and shame comes into play Remember when Florida republicans got so mad that Disney said some wishy-washy stuff in defense of gay people that they rushed to pass a law to "punish" them? The "punishment" was transferring billions of dollars of debt from being Disney's responsibility to pay to the citizens of Florida.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:10 |
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Anyway, I will go with September 9th, 2023
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:10 |
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what are the odds this ends up with this idiot just taking his ball and going home and shutting down Twitter? Because if he does that someone needs to goad him into buying facebook and reddit next.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:13 |
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Comstar posted:Gentlemen, the moment has clearly arrived. ill take january 1st, 3000 BCE, bob
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:14 |
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EvilJoven posted:what are the odds this ends up with this idiot just taking his ball and going home and shutting down Twitter?
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:16 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: April 1 2023. I would've picked 2024 before this week.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 03:17 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:29 |
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Ubersandwich posted:Relatively recent? A few weeks ago he posted how he used to vote Democrat, but they are too extreme so time to start goosestepping. lmao he's a white South African that massively benefited from and cryptically talks fondly about apartheid fucks sake this planet MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Nov 5, 2022 |
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